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CHRIS EVANS as Steve Rogers in AVENGERS: ENDGAME (2019), dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo
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Y'all need to watch this omfg!!!! 😭😭😭 Why is no one talking about this tho....
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Aelin, nodding appreciatively as Rowan leaves the room: That’s Terrasen’s Ass™️
Rowan: damn right it’s Terrasen’s Ass™️
Yeah, that is America’s ass.
Paul Bettany revealed that Chris and Mackie competed to see who really has "America's Ass" on the set of Endgame
Always here for Chris Evans booty content!
Same. 😫😫😫
via @bestofcevanss on IG
America's Ass
THE AVENGERS (2012) dir. Joss Whedon
Now that’s a civil war
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Steve: Alright whoever broke the vase just fess up. Remember, honesty is the best policy.
Yelena: I honestly think that suit makes your ass look fat.
Sam: PFFFT
good morning!
hey everyone! Id like to start off the morning with a few pictures I took when I woke up. (Probably the only time I'll do this)
Sarge sleeping behind the kitchen counter in my apartment.
The rainy morning.
I got bored in the gym locker room.
My breakfast🤭 it's a poppyseed bagle with egg, cheese, bacon, jalapeño, and cream cheese.
A friend i mase on the way back to my apartment.
-cap out
This is America’s ass
This is Britain’s ass
This is Asgard’s ass
This is the smartass’ badass’ ass
have a nice day.
What weird gay sex positions, but I've never complained about that.....
Illustrations from The Mighty Marvel Comics Strength and Fitness Book (1976).
Ghost Rider…
I dont understand how anyone has hope for what Disney is going to do with Young Avengers, my reasons are simple in the MCU Cap and Iron man are gone/dead and jessica Jones isnt really connected to the avengers so that whole thing at the start of YA isn't going to happen, yes you can have their stand ins but it wont be as epic when we See Wiccan and Hulking hear Steve Roger's say Gay rights, which leads to another thing CIVIL WAR HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE! They fucked up so many things in this timeline so now we wont get to see YA just trapped in the middle of this nonsense, we wont get to see Iron mans true colors (he fucking shoots wiccan and no it wasnt lethal but he shoots a kid and that's who Tony is I have always hated Iron man if you couldn't tell and I hate how the MCU has made his F**kry forgivable and messiah like) We wont get to see them really interact with the runaways in the middle of civil war either. I'm not gonna get into my Rant of how Civil. War should have been it's own phase way further back in the timeline instead of dispute in airport parking lot.
Now onto my final point, yes Marvel did right by black panther, Hell were actually getting Bisexual and lesbian QUEENS! But do not tell me you Disney fans have forgotten how not just Disney but all of Hollywood Queerbaits. We will be lucky and I mean lucky if we actually get a MLM not stereotypical relationship between Wiccan and Hulking because Gay male characters in Hollywood especially "Twinks and Hunks" like Wiccan and Hulkling are (YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE WICCAN IS A TWINK in my opinion atleast you can think different) Look at the jungle cruise movie were getting this year about how that straight ass actor is playing a camp queer character for laughs, that is Disney. They wont be disenfranchised they will be whitewashed probably and be caricatures of what I grew up reading and loving. Also WLW doesnt get great rep either so watch out Valkyrie, fight for your queen. So I hope you all have enjoyed my rant it has no good punctuation and I cant wait to pirate the new Disney plus Young Avengers wwwwho will be white people and have Wiccan and Hulkling stand four feet apart cause they're Gay
I can’t believe I’m seeing so many people in twitter excited over Disney+, why cant you promote piracy like us normal people
Is it just me or has the camera crew for all the MCU movies focused the camera on Chris Evans butt whenever they get the opportunity.
Here’s some juicy proof...
Like some of these could be explained away by camera angle but like these next ones just look too purposeful. 😂
Especially this one... like c’mon
And this one
Yep can’t forget this one....
No wonder they made several references to it in End Game even going as far as this picture.
*none of these gifs are mine, most were collected from google so credit to the owners*
dat a s s tho
Yes, please