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Starkid always makes me feel better
He is my favorite Jeff character
His arm is broken ignore that
I doodled him in math and wanted to digitalize it
BLINKY HEADCANONS
Man I am on a ROLL *cracks knuckles* I have a lot for him
• Blinky actually works at Watcher World- like he does physical labor. The other Lords cannot compare to his 'sick gains' (Blinky says that not me)
• Not only is he an iPad kid but also he is the most tech knowledge Lord(i wanna say 'tech savvy' but I don't know what that means- and I'm lazy). He has to teach the others about technology and how to use it. (Tinky refuses these lessons)
• The mallet seen in Watcher World (episode) he actually carries around like Thor's hammer. It's about half his height and completely made out of metal. Blinky is jacked and no one can tell me otherwise, I think it's funny.
• He actually treats his Snniggles really well- working at Watcher World for Blinky's sniggles is considered like, a REALLY big and awesome opportunity. The Sniggles that work for the Blinky's Musical Extravaganza Through Drowsytown thingy are Blinky's least favorites (they don't know that) but they are still treated well.
• Snnigglette is Blinky's favorite snniggle and he treats her like those munchkin cats.
• Blinky has around 20 different outfits he wears for Watcher World occasions and scenarios. I imagine they are all really complex outfits EXCEPT his usual one that he has under his hoodie.
• He wears his Watcher World uniform underneath his hoodie. He finds all clothes comfortable as long as they aren't stuff that set off his sensory issues (wool and corduroy).
• Can NOT sleep without a nightlight.
• He is nocturnal forced to be diurnal because all the other lords are ^_^
• Thorough fan of cowboys and Jack Bauer + McDoon for no specific reason
• He doesn't like arcade machines and has been scared by one before (he smashed it to smithereens)
• He wears contacts and sometimes wears those silly colored glasses with lots of stringy hangy bits.
• The hoodie he wears has eyeballs on the strings which are actually chewy thingys. He gets bored while zoning out and will start chewing on his fingers and clothes (like a moth), so to prevent himself from damaging anything he owns and his physical form- he has the chewy eyeballs.
• I don't think any of the Lords actually have physical forms- they have incomprehensible forms and that's it. What they DID do, is get some humans and make deals with them. When the humans die, the Lords get their bodies to use for eternity. Blinky was the last one to get a physical form because he was nit picky. THEN we get the happenings of TTO and he made a deal with Craphole.
I’m so fucking mad I’m near the end of my fucking rope my FUCKING WAGON CAUGHT ON FIRE
IM GOING TO BE PLAYING THE OREGAN TRAIL GAME AND YOU ARE GOING TO HELP ME!!! The first 5 replies are the names of the characters!!!
Six Characters Challenge (Starkid Edition Pt. 2)
Second round of drawing six starkid characters, this time featuring some non-Hatchetfield characters!
Once again requested characters from my friends!
In class today one of my professors said "There's lot's to learn," And it took everything in my power not to chime in with "Ho ho ho ho ho! Ho ho ho ho ho! Ha!! *bum bum bum* Ox like me-!" THOSE AREN'T EVEN THE PROPER WORDS 😭
pleaseeee someone do this with meeee
I made a starkid ask game in honour of cinderella's castle being available tomorrow <3
Crossover of the century
got bored so me and @bestbeeking played the Oregon trail and we named everyone after the characters :P we died lol
sorry for the glare, it says
"Here lies Jack Bauer"
"this was gods fault, damn him to hell"
people could never get how much I love The Character(s).
like I want to put them in jars throw them in the ocean put them in a trash compacter stab them several times and study them under a microscope pick them up in my hand and squeeze them until their eyes pop out
these are all good things because I am mentally ill about The Character(s) and I just want to rotate them in my mind at a high velocity
ok but what if it was
Girl who liked musicals
white Monday
Stupid Prudes must Live
and what if
A not-so Harry Musical
Straightened, the overused story of a peasant Vizier
the Car Ride to Wisconsin
Watertaker
just saying. Just throwing this out there.
me and @bestbeeking were talking and I mentioned my hc that TTO and Firebringer are in the Hatchetfield universe (but different places and different time periods ofc). then I said something about Chorn being like an eldritch being or whatever. AN ELDRITCH BEING.
and we made a stupid little theory
WEBBY = CHORN???????????????
this is totally random but like... we don't know Webby's true name (Bee likes to say it's Websters Dictionary) so I mean???? IT COULD BE???
I also read a theory that the meteor in tgwdlm was something to do with Chorn because yk, aliens. idk. just being stupid :P
I really want Starkid to redo Trail To Oregon, but with the newer cast. Hear me out.
Curt Mega as The Father
Bryce Charles as The Mother
Angela Giarratana as The Son
Mariah Rose Faith as The Daughter
Corey Dorris as Himself
Jon Matteson as literary everyone else
when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal
Trail to Oregon but it’s MCYT
Wilbur as the father
Sally as the mother
Fundy as teenager
Tommy as 7 year old male
Dream as McDoon
Gogy as Cletus Jones
Sapnap as literally everyone else