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Hi, a Headcanon that really should be canon is that the spirit hosts have tattoos to signify their contracts. No small tattoos like devil hosts tho, like,,,, those mf can take up your entire arm and get to your chest if you have your contract long enough

So by that logic, Lolopechka has the biggest tattoo, then Yuno, then Fuego we have no idea about the earth spirits host so I won't say shit

Tabata make this canon pls all of them would look so hot with tattoos

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OH MY GOD,,,,, they are so fucking stupid your honer Asta🤝Mars -> Flattening mountains for "the good of there kingdoms" (they are doing it for shits and giggles and to see who can do it faster)

Meanwhile, Yuno and Lolopechka are one step away form going at it like wild cat but Ichika is so teird of everyone's bullshit, that's why she didn't go after Asta and Mars

And to think Lolopechka is their impulse control-

Asta: So how do we get through this?

Yuno, Lolo and Ichika thinking:

Mars pulling out dynamite: :3 Kaboom

Lolo: Mars as much as I love it no, there is a more... quiet way to do this

-Later-

Lolo: Well there's only one way to get through this

Mars: KABOOM???

Ichika patting Mars on the back: Yes Mars, kaboom

Yuno: I have a bad feeling abt this

Asta: Nah if Lolo says it's ok where fineeee

Yuno: ok point taken

Yuno: Admin it!! You don't have any idea where we are!

Lolo:... Oh shut up ofc I know where we are!

Yuno: Really.

Lolo:

Yuno:

Ichika: Ok enough, your acting like children, we can't figure out a way back to the others if you kill each other before the hunters even find us.

Yuno: alright.

Lolo: Fine.

Ichika: Ok now we're the fuck could thos two fools be-

*Somewhere in the distance there is a loud explosion and Asta and Mars can be head laughing*

Ichika:

Yuno:

Lolo: look like we have our work cut out for us

They are stupid pls send help

Ichika: So... should we stay lost or...

Yuno: stay lost?

Lolo: *Nodding head* Stay lost.

-Elsewhere-

Asta, looking at the newly flattened mountain: This should be enough for a new farm with the soil from clover I'm bringing in right?

Mars, also looking at the newly flattened mountain: Yes, but why stop here? *Gestures to the entire mountain range next to them*

Asta: *Hauls Demon-Slayer onto his shoulder while laughing* I like the way you think!

Imagine how the court room go for the World Leaders.

Asta is yelling the entire that they weren't guilty, Yuno is just silent enjoying the Chaos as Mars and Ichika are trying to take down the entire thing down.

Damantio: You have been charged with, Assolalet and Batory, Property damage, several felonies, destruction of government property and Muerder. How do you plide?

Asta: WE DIDNT DO SHIT SOME OF THOS MY BE TRUE BUT-

Lolopechka putting her hand over Asta's mouth: SHUT THE FUCK UP- And let me do the talking!

Asta: BUT-

Lolo: NO BUTS

Mars: I think I found a corner we can destroy so the hole place can come falling down.

Ichika: Falling down on what? Us? Don't be a fool, I think we should just kill everyone in here.

Mars: Starting with that judge-

Ichika: Of course we start with that mutherfucker

Mars: huh, we can't we do both?

Ichika:

Ichika: I love the way you think

Yuno:

Yuno: What a lovely Thursday lol

Anyways, I chose to believe the only reason why those FUCKS have not be jailed yet is bc Lolopechka has Black mail. She has that good 200+ year old tea that's been brewing for far too long. So she walks up to Damantion and goes " Listen here we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours"

Damnatio: What-

Lolo: I have black mail

Damatio:

Damntio: WELL THAT MARKS THE END OF THE TRIAL-

Even if he didn't lolo was more then willing to keep on going back and forth with him. She has nothing better to do and watching him suffer makes her smile. Till yk Ichika and Mars bust this fuck place

Yuno is watching and laugh inturanly the others be asking for help and he is like Nah I'm having too much fun with this

Lil shit

Till proven otherwise I chose to believe that Lolopechka is a native Greek speaker and has taught all her Basterds (The world leaders and everyone who when to Heart) how to curse in Greek

Imagine it, it would be glorious. Lolo would look on like a prud mom

@kcuf-ad we can both agree that if the world leaders were villains (or became paladins) everyone would be fucked right? Like,,, game over immediately no questions asked

They would be living menaces to all, despite not having been chosen or elected to rule their kingdom (except lolo) they would still rule because who would stop them? The Magic kghits? The ryuzzen? The shining Generals? (not the Spirit Garudions they love lolo too much to go against her) they fucking whip the flore with them

God the Dark Triad is gonna get their ass beat so hart just for what they did to Yuno's parents

@kcuf-ad we can both agree that if the world leaders were villains (or became paladins) everyone would be fucked right? Like,,, game over immediately no questions asked

Ichika kicking Dante like a ball: I'm hungry

Asta who Dante hot kicked to and is now kicking him into a wall: Yeah! Me too!

Yuno trying to get blood off his jacket: Seriously you two?

Mars equally as bloody: actually, I'm kind of hungry too

Lolo waping off blood from her hands: Same here!

Yuno: What am I going do with you? Fine, I can ask my mom if she knows a good place

The rest: : D

Yuno: AFTER we're done with *looks down at Dante like he is shit* this... Thing

Mars: very well then say no more!

Lolo: I have ideas, if you wanna hear

Yuno: Hit me you always have good ideas

Asta and Ichika: HEY!

Yes the spirit Gardions would help them, Their queen is happy for the first in a long time so no matter how bloody and fucked up thing get they will always love and support Lolo

@kcuf-ad we can both agree that if the world leaders were villains (or became paladins) everyone would be fucked right? Like,,, game over immediately no questions asked

I was watching Spider man 2 and my head when into overdrive, now I really like the idea Lolo with the Venome symbiote

Full on aggression, she is not herself Noelle and Gajah can tell but she is almost killed Gajah for crying out loud. Lolo thinks the suite is helping her be better when in reality it's hurting everyone around her

Hey, Hey Lolopechka as spider woman and Noelle as miles :33 ( Yes I have some art for it ) and make my boy Gajah MJ

Art of it? That is cool to know!

Lolopechka is going to accidently beat all of her enemies by webbing them up as she trips on the ground.

Noelle is shaking her head, "Like really?"

Gaja has a medical kit with him at all times.

I always have and always will see the Spirit Guardians as Lolopechka's family, we have local Teen Dads Patrof and Smurki (they have co-parent lolo since she was a kid), Sarado overprotective lesbian big sister, Floga supportive big bro (we all should love this man) and Gajah dear boyfriend/ husband or gay beasty (it depends on who I'm gonna ship lolo with)

I can see Mars standing in front of a PowerPoint presentation with the most excited look on his face as he explens the best way to kill a man, Ichika is just basking in his wisdom and maneged to fill up a whole notebook. The others are just as amazed

Asta: Grace us with your wisdom Mars-sensai

Mars: : D

@kcuf-ad we can both agree that if the world leaders were villains (or became paladins) everyone would be fucked right? Like,,, game over immediately no questions asked

Paladin World Leader AU

Asta

The Tyrant Lord Of Overwhelming Force, Eliminating All Opposition without mercy

Yuno

The Cardinal Of Atrophy And Destruction, Quietly Influencing Everything With His Words

Mars

The Executioner Who Razes All Who Stand Before Him In Hope Of Creating True Order

Lolopecheka

The Diplomat Who Erases All Who Oppose Her And Her Allies With Horrible Hex’s

Ichika

The General Who Conquers And Unifies All Under The Tyrant With Her Dark Powers

I-

COSMIC????? BRO, WE NEED TO LET YOU COOK MORE OFTEN

I was out walking my dog when I saw this and I almost yelled, I had a vivid idea of what "Villens" world leaders would look but with this you enabled me so fucking bad, this will be the only thing I can think about for the next week and a half holy shit

Ok so I have ideas for this Au, lets say Lucius managed to paladin the WL everything goes to shit and Lucius "wins" but there is a resistants of ppl standing agents him, Asta because of his anti-magic was paladined "wrong" so he has the same beliefs as Lucius but he doesn't think Lucius is up of the task of making a peaceful world. So he frees the others and they fight against Lucius to which they ofc win

So now they are in control, more control then have ever been in. They will fix everything, gods and fait be damned. There friends and families will come to see things the way they do eventually... They just need a "gentle" push in the right direction

Also I can see that they do have devil attributes form what I can guess Lolo with Megiculas, Ichika with Lucifuges, Mars with Baals (Damantios devil), Asta dosn't have one, and Yuno may be with Lucifero but I'm not sure. Also they are definitely a lil Yandari yk as much as an elephants foot lol

You really think Gajah is an exception? Lolopechka could stap him in the stomach again and he would say thank you, he is a soft boy

Black Clover men: I love a woman that can kick my ass.

She is a local failure girl let her be

Black Clover men: I love a woman that can kick my ass.

When she gets serious no one is taking her lightly. This woman can be scary but she isn't most of the time bc she never needs to be. But yeah clumsy ass baby put her in boobelrap to keep her safe pls

Black Clover men: I love a woman that can kick my ass.

YES, YES YOU MAY SET THIS FUCKING STAGE-

Ok hold on let me see if I get this right, so Lucus in all his motherfuckery said "Hey as a way to mentally fuck everyone up so bad so there won't be a resistance on my ass let's fucking mentally and physically break the flaw of the world and turn him into the ultimate weapon" Jesus Christ alive that is such a cool idea. AND IT FUCKING WORKED

Everyone would be in utter shock, seeing Asta fall like that slowly they would lose hope, I can imagine that Yuno, Mars, Lolopechka, and Ichika are next on the coping block after Asta. Turning them into Paladins to give the final blow to the world so no one can resist him

Lucius in simple words just fused Asta and Liebe and the physical aspect of Lucifero's power along with his own twisted morals and the ruthless nature of devils, which is why ultimately when Asta frees himself and the others from Lucius he is so fucked up in the head and turns into The Tyrant. He wants to do good but because he has Lucius's mindset and becoming more ruthless (thanks Lucifero) he ends up being worse the Luciuse in every way.

Yuno, Mars, Lolopechka and Ichika we're turned into Paladins sharing Lucius's mindset but once Asta frees them from Luciuse's control they still have that because Asta himself is also broken and by freeing the others he "broke" them as well causing them to turn into The Cradina, The Exocusener, The General and The Diplomat with all remnants of there former self being mostly lossed to them. The only thing left is there love for the ppl they hold close and the ppl of ther kingdoms but at this point it has turned into a toxic kind of obsession.

They want to help, but they are cousing more harm then good, they believe that they are in ther right and that they others are just being hasten because they are a little different then before. So they will do what any good leader is to do and push them in the right direction... With or without the use of force.

Paladin World Leader AU

Asta

The Tyrant Lord Of Overwhelming Force, Eliminating All Opposition without mercy

Yuno

The Cardinal Of Atrophy And Destruction, Quietly Influencing Everything With His Words

Mars

The Executioner Who Razes All Who Stand Before Him In Hope Of Creating True Order

Lolopecheka

The Diplomat Who Erases All Who Oppose Her And Her Allies With Horrible Hex’s

Ichika

The General Who Conquers And Unifies All Under The Tyrant With Her Dark Powers

I-

COSMIC????? BRO, WE NEED TO LET YOU COOK MORE OFTEN

I was out walking my dog when I saw this and I almost yelled, I had a vivid idea of what "Villens" world leaders would look but with this you enabled me so fucking bad, this will be the only thing I can think about for the next week and a half holy shit

Ok so I have ideas for this Au, lets say Lucius managed to paladin the WL everything goes to shit and Lucius "wins" but there is a resistants of ppl standing agents him, Asta because of his anti-magic was paladined "wrong" so he has the same beliefs as Lucius but he doesn't think Lucius is up of the task of making a peaceful world. So he frees the others and they fight against Lucius to which they ofc win

So now they are in control, more control then have ever been in. They will fix everything, gods and fait be damned. There friends and families will come to see things the way they do eventually... They just need a "gentle" push in the right direction

Also I can see that they do have devil attributes form what I can guess Lolo with Megiculas, Ichika with Lucifuges, Mars with Baals (Damantios devil), Asta dosn't have one, and Yuno may be with Lucifero but I'm not sure. Also they are definitely a lil Yandari yk as much as an elephants foot lol

@cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme sorry to bother but we can both agree that in the Pala!World leaders Au Noelle would most definitely be directing a resistance right?

Have some low-effort Paladine Wolrd leaders designs bc I was bored in class lol

Asta-The Tyrant beloved baby boy

Yuno- The Cardinal he is a lil sassy man we love to see it

Mars- The Exocusoner he is a lil man let him have his wife pls. I don't really like how he turned out bc I didn't have that much space in my sketchbook, so I will redo him

Ichika- The General, the lesbian of the group she also would like to have her girls back, I'm not sure abt the shoulder armor but we will see also GIVE HER 2 SWORD TABATA YOU COWERD

Lolopechka- The Diplomat, she is Girllbossing, Gaslighting and Manipulating everything and everyone along with Yuno and she is having the time of her life. Not much to say abt this one I really like it bc yk I'm a bitch for Lolo but I might change the hair idk

They are innocent babus they have never done anything wrong *Looks over at the long ass list of crimes that would have Damantio give them the death penalty just by the length of it*

Also the idea of them dressing in Black and white is just so perfect, black represents both evil but also knowledge, were as white represents good but also the lack of knowledge. So by having the black be underneath the white you are indicating to the reader 2 things:

Something that was very commonly used in Helen for Troy was είναι και φαινεσθαι, ειναι meaning "is" and in this context being used to repersent something that is true/ fact and φαινεσθαι meaning "it seams" with it being meant to represent something that is false/ not true more or less being used to imply that things are not as they seem to be. This works well with the black and white thing bc with the black (evil in this context ) being under the white it means that tho the WL may appear to be the good guys by trying bearing true pace to the world they are doing more harm than good.

Now in the case that Black and white are used as stand-ins for Knowledge and the lack of knowledge by having the Black (knowledge ) be under the white (lack of knowledge ) you are showing that the WL are drowning in there own ignores refusing to even consider the idea that they are in the wrong and are just as bad as Lucius.

Also an other thing that can be used with all of the WL is Tragic irony, with Asta it's very apparent. He unironically became the thing he hated the most, a man like Lucius

(pssss @cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme, I'm so sorry for tagging you again but I think you will find this really interesting, I don't mean to spam you so again sorry)

Take notes on Mereoleon, Vanica and Megicula

No man will ever fuck with you EVER.

Girls, if you want to become the biggest girlboss, just watch Black Clover and take notes on what every female character is doing.

I gurantee that you are going to become a menace to society and people will fear you.

What do you have the Paladin World Leader's AU under in your doc's?

Mine is, of course a Megadeth refrence.

Holy Wars... The Punishment Due

That's a cool name! I'm not very good with giving Aus (especially that have meanings) titles so for the meantime it's still called Paladin World leaders Au.

It's plane and simple (painfully simple) sorry to disappoint cosmic, but I'm more then down to use yours if you let me ofc!!

Asta vs Licht is a fight I would pay to see like no joke

Lolopechka as the diplomat pulled up to the elfs and was like "We can do this the easy way or the heard way, the choice is yours" Licht said "oh fuck nah tell Asta to meet me at my head"

Lolo: Alright but, don't say I didn't worn you Sir Licht, she goes back and Asta is ecstatic to fight light and tells the others while he is fighting to go after the elves in Elysium ( that's where they were ariunaly from and how Lolo found there ass)

Also Ichika being a lil shit my beloved

For the Paladin Wolrd Leaders Au,

I think it would be a fun idea if the elves were brought back from the dead with the help of Dryad. This is an idea I have fallen in love with thanks to my friends @/t-f-t and @/funky-sea-cryptid they are your local elf lovers and have made a hole ass websites dedicated to there HC about the panthions, the elfs, the devil etc

And I think it would be a nice add on to the Au ( Yes for angst purposes, the elfs are fun to hurt :33) I'm not saying that you should 100% agree with this haven no. I'm just throwing it out there as a fun lil idea

Oh I like it, Licht 2.0 suffering a similar fate as the original, it'll be even more fun considering Licht would be able to come back and see the fate his successor has suffered.

The Tyrant V.S. The Chieftain.

Licht: Asta...

Asta: Ser Licht? Hmm... it seems Ichika was right about there being a reason we found such a large concentration of Mana in somewhere like this. She's going to be insufferable when I get back.

Licht: ...No, Tyrant, you won't be going back to wherever you came from, this ends now.

Asta: HAH! *Gestures to the demon skull they are both standing in* And here I thought you used to have a big head!

Licht: *narrows his eyes* Maybe, but I still have the power to back my claims up, do you?

Asta: *Smirks* why don't you come and see, Chieftain Of The Elves!

Who do you think of the World Leaders do you think can handle the most amount of alchohol before passing out?

Oh! Easy Ichika, listen her dad was a drunk and from what we have seen Yami can hold his aclohol so Ichika takes it like a champ

Next person is Lolopechka, no real reason why I just think it's funny, right after her we got Asta it really depends on what he is drinking, then last we got Yuno and Mars the can't hold there alcohol for SHIT they will have half a cup and lusse it

When they get drunk Lolo and Asta yell at each other abt policies, Ichika and Mars will get into a fist fight as Yuno watches and laughs