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Kirishima: an Apple the day keeps the doctor away.

Bakugo: only if you through it hard enough

Bakugo: Kirishima , are you a painting

Kirishima: No?

Bakugo: cause I’d like to nail you against the wall

Kaminari standing near by: oh thank god I thought you were going to say you wanted to hang Kirishima

Kaminari : Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Sero: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Kirishima : Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Mina: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Bakugo: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Bakugo: Where's Sero, Mina, and Kirishima?

Kaminari : They're playing hide and seek.

Bakugo: Where?

Kaminari : I don't think you get how this game works.

Kirishima texting bakugo at one in the Morning: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Bakugo: Go the fuck to sleep

Kirishima: what gif I dont want to?

Bakugo: fuck you!

Kirishima: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Bakugou: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Kirishima: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

Kirishima: Whenever Bakugo’s mad at me, I go and tighten the lids on all of our jars so he has to get help from me.

[The sound of glass breaking in the background]

Kirishima: It hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.

Bakugo, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Kirishima: But – that’s just a trash can.

Bakugo: It sure is!

V!Deku AU

(I've had it in my head for a while but was too scared to post since there are so many good ones)

- This is after everyone has gone pro for a while.

- Deku has full control of OfA.

- He's the number one hero.

- Bakugou's behaviour has greatly improved to the point they are back to when they were friends as kids.

- No one saw that coming.

- Bakugou is the number two hero, then Todoroki, then Tokoyami, then Iida...

- Deku goes to his mother's house every few months for a family dinner with the Bakugou's.

- Reports have come in about a Deku-look-alike prowling around at night.

- All reports have been brushed off as Deku always has an alibi.

- This look-alike is a confirmed hero killer.

- He has a small gang of trusted warriors, each are a "hero look-alike".

- Todoroki has a crush on Deku.

- Everyone knows (except the public) and are waiting for him to confess.

- Bakugou and Kirishima are a couple.

- Deku has a secret roommate and Bakugou is the only one that knows.

- Bakugou knows all of Deku's secrets and vice-versa.

- Including these "nightly activities".

Don’t Wanna Scare You Away [Kirishima x Reader x Bakugo]

Omegaverse. Fluff. Female Reader. Request. 

Warning for cursing and some pretty rude comments. If you like what you read, please leave a comment. Commenting is Kindness! And if you would like a request like this one, please do! The ask box is always open. 

I hope you enjoy. 

“Can we get cake and ice cream on the way home?” you asked, your sweet eyes peering up at the two alphas in front of you. They had been chatting with their friends while you stood idly by. Kirishima and Bakugo took it upon themselves to make sure an omega like you always got home safe, believing it to be too dangerous for you to walk home alone. Especially after you had gotten your first heat a few months back.

“Sure.” “No.”

You blinked at them, turning your gaze onto the ash blonde. “Please.”

He looked down at you, the little omega that had somehow managed to weasel her way into his group. Your smile was too sweet for his tastes, but he kept you around anyway because you made him feel some type of way. That being said, he couldn’t resist you puppy eyes and pouty lip. “Fine.”

Kirishima cheered alongside you, throwing his arm around his alpha best friend. “You won’t regret it,” he said, jabbing a finger into his chest. “I know how much you love seeing that smile she gives.”

“I’m only gonna regret paying for it,” he mumbled, watching you run ahead of them. You were out of earshot, thankfully, and couldn’t hear them talking about you. “You’re paying for half of it this time, though.”

Kirishima laughed, smiling. “Of course!” He couldn’t hide the blush that came to his cheeks at the thought of getting to buy you an ice cream.

It was no secret that the two alphas were both pining after you, except to you of course. If anyone let it slip to you that they liked you, it was a surefire fact that person was gonna end up dead. It was obvious to the two of them as well, although they chose for the better of their friendship not to let you get in the way of that. They figured you’d choose your alpha and then the other person would be okay with it, happy for you.

The only downfall to this was you were naive and oblivious as fuck.

Everytime one of them tried to get you alone, you would want to hangout with both of them. Or if you made plans to hangout, somehow all three of you were together at the park. Neither of them was winning this unspoken of competition and it was starting to get really annoying. They just wanted you to choose and let this be over with.

Following you down the street, you were kicking rocks and petting stray cats as the two talked about what to do.

“I mean, of course I’d want her to be my omega, but I’d be happy if she chose you,” Kirishima said, rubbing the back of his neck. He looked to you, seeing you cooing at some lady’s baby. You were too cute to actually want to let go of, though, which was another problem all in itself.

Bakugo glared, never having liked this predicament. He didn’t want to watch you be with any other alpha but he didn’t want to indirectly push his friend away by being with you. There was no win-win outcome to this. “If only there was a middle ground or something.”

Kirishima blushed with his excitement. “What if there is!” he suddenly shouted, causing the ill tempered teen to shove his hand over his mouth.

You had turned to see what was going on. “Shut up,” Bakugo growled. “Do you want to scare her off?”

You laughed, ignorant to what they were talking about. “What are you guys doing? Let’s hurry up before they run out of cake!” You ran ahead without a care.

The boys looked at each other, dropping the topic for the time being to follow after you.

You rounded the corner and pulled open the door to the shop. It was your favorite place to be and it smelled of cinnamon and strawberries. It was a cute little place, mostly decorated with pinks and purples and frilly designs. Bakugo hated it but never actually denied you bring you there. Kirishima didn’t care either way because he liked the menu and would often get too much ice cream for himself.

After ordering and the boys paying for your treats, you took a seat at one of the tables and dove right in. Watching you consume so much cake icing and vanilla ice cream almost made Bakugo cringe, the idea of that much sugar made him nearly gag. But it was remedied away by your soft smile, albeit your lips were coated with sticky ice cream.

Kirishima was eating a bowl of chocolate ice cream and making a mess, but that was only because he was caught up in your beauty. Despite being a mess yourself, you still looked absolutely stunning. Somewhat clueless, but stunning.

When you finished, you stood up and excused yourself to the restroom to clean up. Once you disappeared, Bakugo finally turned to face the red haired idiot he called a best friend. “Now, what was it you were trying to say, and this time don’t scream it.”

Kirishima blushed, scratching his head. “Sorry about that,” he mumbled before smiling brashly. “But it’s still totally possible for us to meet in the middle, like you said. We can just both be (name)’s alphas.”

Bakugo blinked, staring at him for a long time. It wasn’t a bad idea, except for one minor issue. You had to actually say yes to something like that! How were they even supposed to tell you something like that? They couldn’t get ahead of themselves and drop something like that onto. It would be a nightmare.

“Okay, I’m with you, but how do we approach her without completely running her off?” he asked. It was hard enough to be an omega, a cute one at that, and have a handful of alphas chasing after you. One was enough for you to handle, but two would be something possibly beyond you. Had you even thought of that?

“I think we should just tell her,” Kirishima said, flexing his arm. “It would be the manly thing to do, and it wouldn’t be quick and easy.”

“You’re talking like we’re ripping off a bandaid.” Bakugo rolled his eyes and drummed his fingers on the table. Though he wanted to get to an answer just as fast too. “We should be gentle about it.”

Kira laughed. Thinking about the great Bakugo being gentle was too good. He calmed himself once the harsh glare was turned his way. He nodded. “You’re right.”

“So when should we-”

Kirishima’s red eyes observed Bakugo for all of one second before he followed his gaze. He frowned when he caught sight of you, being talked at by a bigger-than-you alpha. His hands were on you even though you were clearly uncomfortable with the situation. They could tell because your happy smile was gone. Swiftly, both boys stood up.

“All I’m saying, baby, is that I am by far the best option,” the scumbag said, grinning down at you. He bared his teeth, trying to appear more attractive to you like many alphas did, but he was being far more assertive than necessary. He gripped your arm, pulling you closer toward him. “Come on, baby. I’ll show you a good time.”

A sweaty hand pressed firmly into the alpha’s chest, making him look up from you and to the ash blonde. His anything but flattering smile vanished as he glared at Bakugo. “I’ll only give you one chance to take your hands off of her, and you’re lucky to even have that.”

Kirishima appeared on your other side, gently pushing you behind him to shield you with his body. However, Scummy McScumbag didn’t seem to want to let up.

“You two think you’re so special,” he laughed, rolling his eyes. He looked at you, taking in the curves of your body. “Look, just back off. Clearly me and the girl here were having a good chat until you losers showed up and got in the way. So just shoo so I can get me a piece of that nice omega ass.”

That was enough for Bakugo. He blasted the guy, forcing him away from you and sending him flying into a table. He was covered in all sorts of sweets, most notably ice cream and sprinkles. No one could talk about you that way, especially not some low life alpha who thought that would make you want to be his mate.

There were a few gasps and some turning heads, but the boys didn’t care. They took you out of the shop, you gently nestled under Kirishima’s protective hold. His arm around you, he led you out while coaxing Bakugo to follow instead of finishing the job.

The walk to your house was silent from there. You didn’t really feel like talking and they didn’t pressure anything out of you. The explosive boy was still riled out from the experience and was a little standoffish anyway. Meanwhile, Kiri was rubbing your arm and just making sure you felt safe.

Upon arriving at your home, you let the boys in and set up a movie to watch. No one really cared, sense there was no rush for them to go home. You all settled on the couch, watching the screen as the movie began. You were cuddled up against Kirishima with your legs laid over Bakugo’s lap, too comfortable to really move.

Halfway through the movie, Bakugo got up to use the restroom and that left you and Kirishima alone. You blushed at the mere thought, looking up at the muscular alpha. You had griped with your feelings for a long time, never having been able to choose between the boy who could harden his body and the boy who could make explosions. It was too difficult of a choice and you often felt like a rope being pulled between the two of them, though they never showed explicitly that they were fighting for you affection.

But now was the time, you thought, that you just had to go for it. If you weren’t happy, then you could just talk about it… right?

He finally looked down at you, finally noticing you staring up at him. “What’s up?”

You didn’t say anything, instead just pushing yourself up to meet his lips. His hands came down on your waist, gripping gently and ready too pull you off of him, but he melted into the kiss and pulled you closer to him.

When he pulled away, he looked dazed, but guilt quickly took over. He looked at you, somewhat scared. “Shit, that’s not what was supposed to happen.”

You looked at him, completely lost and confused. You blinked, sitting up. “What was supposed to happen, Kiri?”

“Bakugo likes you too!” he blurted out, only after trying to figure out the right words to say. It turns out that there aren’t many of those. He watched you blush, looking away from him.

At that moment, said blonde reentered the room and felt the tension in the air. He looked between you two. “What the fuck happened here?” he asked, sitting himself back into his spot.

You looked up at him, biting your lip. You were gonna make him do something he’d regret if you kept chewing it. “Just spit it out, (name).”

“I like you two, too!” you said, closing your eyes. You didn’t know how he would react, but you only hoped it would be well.

You felt a hand on your thigh and you looked at him. “About damn time,” he said. You were about to ask what that meant, but he kissed you before you could get a word out.

Completely new to all of this, you three navigate your way to sharing kisses and cuddling, forgetting the movie entirely. The boys could care less anyway, because they finally had themselves their cute little omega.

Kirishima: -running towards Bakugo-

Bakugo: -moves to avoid it-

Kirishima: why did you move?

Bakugo: I thought you would attack me

Kirishima: I was going to hug you!

Bakugo: why would you hug me?

Kirishima: why would I attack you?!

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