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Kaminari: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

Kirishima: What did you do Bro?

Kaminari: A MISTAKE

Kaminari: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Aizawa: You often use humor to deflect trauma

Kaminari: Thank you

Aizawa : I didn't say that was a good thing

Kaminari: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

Kaminari: Dear Shinsou , your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Bakugo: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Bakugo, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Kirishima: But – that’s just a trash can.

Bakugo: It sure is!

Shoji: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Tokoyami: That's why I carry two swords.

Kirishima: “Because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason.

Bakugo: “Because screw you, that’s why” is also acceptable

Mina : “For science” is good too.

Kaminari: Don’t forget “The stars are not in position”.

Kirishima: When I found Bakugo it was like an angelic choir sang down from the heavens

Shinsou: And when I found Kaminari he was wandering outside a Walmart at 2am

Kaminari: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Kirishima: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

Kirishima: Hey, bakugo. What will you give me if I throw this jelly bean in your shirt?

Bakugou: A concussion.