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This is a new CotL tarot card that apparently shows Goat’s version of The One Who Waits/Narinder. As you can see, he’s a white cat with a purple crown. Or at least that’s how it seems. The card is called Renegade Victorious. Its description reads: Those vanquished in this life shall triumph in the next.
It doesn't feel right that COTG is part of the "Olympians" series. Therefore I vote that we instead call it Percy Jackson Attempts To Get Into College: A Trilogy
Ok so, it’s one of two things regarding the wrath of the triple goddess. Either
A: this is actually written by a ghost writer and NOT RICK (not good bc then that means Rick is simply milking his cash cow dry, which diminishes not only themes in his OWN STORIES but honestly just disrespecting his characters and his VERY LOYAL FANDOM)
OR
B: He is writing the book himself and Rick’s fan service has finally reached its final form, meaning that he has and will continue to dismiss themes and established characterizations and events of his story in favor of just giving the fans what they want, WHICH IS TERRIBLE FOR STORYTELLING BC A FANDOM WILL NEVER, EVER AGREE ON EVERYTHING AND WILL ALWAYS HAVE CHANGING OPINIONS OVER THE YEARS!
What I’m trying to say is that it’s bad. This book is gonna be bad. Disrespectfully bad.
so im annotating chalice of the gods and i didn’t realize until now just how UNHINGED and PERFECT this book is
like
whatever rick was on when he wrote this i need it
maybe it was those snakie bakies
I really appreciate this take. If Rick had explained Percy's absence in the kitchen this way, I wouldn't have thought twice.
I can't express the disappointment I felt when rick Riordan was like nah percy can't cook like ?? Cmon it would make sense that with Gabe gone, and percy at a local school, he could make dinner with Sally every night. Like we all know he's not doing homework, duh, he wants to be around his mom ?? And it would be a really good way to avoid the stereotypes around women cooking and men being helpless.
But on a slightly different topic, I did appreciate the explanation for annabeths cooking skills because there was no way she learned any food skills while she was homeless
The idea that Apollo wrote the recommendation letter assumingly completely unprompted given the whole radio silence thing(I'm pretty sure nobody heard from him for the months before he turned mortal, right? I'm not crazy?), i-
Omigosh jfireojgojrgokg yeah he derailed into talking about himself halfway through but the fact that he tried just makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Good luck being a mortal for the next several months my guy.
IF NOBODY GOT ME I KNOW BARNES AND NOBLE GOT ME!!!