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Because we live in Maryland, and I can…..Bon Samedi, mes amis!
Welcome to the ocean
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of critters
Some better, some worse
If none of them can interest you, then you'd be the first
Welcome to the beach now
Come and see a crab
Would you like to see a ghost or any sort of arthropod?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll get the crabs
Welcome to the deep plains
What would you prefer?
Would you like to behold big-ass crabs or see something smaller?
They’re happy
They’re gloomy
They’re bursting with rage
They’ve got a million different ways to evolve
Welcome to the jungle
Yes there’s crabs here too
Here's a fun little orange guy
Here's a bastard who kills birds
We got red crabs, and big crabs, and vampires too
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings
All of them did of each other it’s actually really cute
Welcome to the desert
Crabs are everywhere
Fiddlers and Australians and there are more I’m sure
They’re covered in sandy grains
And here are some more
Don't act surprised, these things are just everywhere
See a gull beheaded
Get offended, see a crab
Show them pictures of your critters
Tell them every thought you think
Start a rumor, buy a blue
Or send a cook threat to a lobster
Or take photos of a crab and witness
Do a quest or find another in your
Here's a healthy breakfast option
You should save a crab
Here's why carcinization’s awesome
Here's how you can build a crab
Which crustacean are you?
Take this quirky quiz
The crabs sent sent all the coconuts to check on your defense
Could I interest you in every crab?
All of the time?
A little bit of every crab
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And lack of crab’s is a crime
Any crab and every crab
All of the time
Could I interest you in every crab?
All of the time?
A little bit of every crab
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And you should buy more crabs
Any crab and every crab
All of the time
You know, it wasn't always like this
Not very long ago
Just before your time
Right before the End-Triassic, 200 mya
This was trilobites
Random fish
Isopod or two
We set our sights and spent our nights
Waiting
For Crabs, crabs, insatiable crabs
Someone let them get evolving
There once were just so few
And they did all the things
We designed them to do
Now look at crabs, oh
Look at crabs, crabs, crabs
Unstoppable, watchable
Their time is now
Their outside’s shell
Goodness, how they grew
And if crabs stick together
Who knows what they’ll do
It was always the plan
To put the world in their claws
Hahaha
Could I interest you in every crab?
All of the time
A bit of every crab
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And lack of crabs a crime
Any crab and every crab
All of the time
Could I interest you in every crab?
All of the time
A little bit of every crab
All of the time
Apathy's a tragedy
And you should buy more crabs
Any crab and every crab
And any crab and every crab
And any crab and every crab
And crabs all the time
(look in the notes for the conversation that caused this)
what species of crab are you?
I have said before. All crab and no crab.
basically I can be any type of crab
Not sure whether to be filled with awe, dread, or amusement. Perhaps a balance shall suffice.
BOOBS, SEX, AND HELL. LETS GOOO
Crab hell compilation for those of yall on mobile who cant see em <3
The reason carcinisation happens is because crustaceans are the ocean residents with the greatest awareness of what happens beyond the veil of reality, and are therefore the most fervent "worshippers" (fans) of The Great Old Ones, gaining their favour.
More of the crechurs I found. Crab. Idk wut that is but it's cute,like a isopod I think. My bess beetles. And a eyed click beetle. I also found a giant long horned prionus beetle but I was alway angry so I never got a vide of him. Also click beetles bite, But my bess beetles don't, their so cute I love them so much. I also plan on getting hissing cockroches hehe
what species of crab are you?
I have said before. All crab and no crab.
basically I can be any type of crab
Why are there. So many crab posts on my dash?
all rights deserves to @superstarhodaya
Humanity has finally found a way to communicate with crabs, we realize they're smarter than us. Now that they know we know, what are they going to do?
great question, but will it be fun if we tell you? probably not. if you’re asking yourself if they gonna hurt us, it is a solid ‘no’, most unlikely. the majority of the crabs are, it may shock you, good in their nature. committing crimes is just not their thing. but if you’re in the search for a loyal companion, and you’re NOT gonna make a dinner out of their lovely hands; sure, they’ll be jolly to have you around.
let them know, mate!
Geosesarma dennerle, or the purple vampire crab, is a species of small land-living crab which is found on Java, Indonesia. Described by scientists in 2015, it is already popular in the aquarium trade, in which all species of Geosesarma crabs are often called vampire crabs. (x x x x x)
Special thanks to @roksyk for showing me this species!
WARNING: FLASHING IMAGES
3D asset creation behind the scenes- yesterday I made a crab friend :) today I make some boats.
I need more fairy tales that involve giant crabs, please 🦀🦀🦀
Also, my favourite fairy tales are always the ones where the hero takes the time to help out an animal along the way (like me with bugs on the pavement, though more epic)
I really want to find out what’s going on with the hero and the river giant…
The Orange Fairy Book illustrated by Tomislav Tomić
‘The stories are taken from those told by grannies to grandchildren in many countries and in many languages – French, Italian, Spanish, Catalan, Gaelic, Icelandic, Cherokee, African, Indian, Australian, Slavonic, Eskimo.’ In his preface to the final title in our Rainbow Fairy Book series, Andrew Lang describes the diverse origins of these tales. They vary from ‘The Ugly Duckling’ by Hans Christian Andersen to ‘The White Slipper’ – a reversal of the Cinderella story, in which the king loses his precious white slipper and offers his daughter’s hand to whoever finds it.
The introduction to this edition is by award-winning writer Sara Maitland, whose most recent book, Gossip from the Forest, explores the provenance of fairy tales. Tomislav Tomić is a Croatian artist and children’s author, whose detailed and lively artwork includes a decorated title page, illustrated endpapers and numerous black-and-white drawings. Like all the Rainbow Fairy Books, this volume is beautifully produced, with coloured top-page edges, and luxurious Caxton Wove paper.