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Remember when Matpat found where the Simpsons lived (Springfield) , I also found Springfield it was in a mall in Croatia (I'm on vacation btw)
call me a cartoon villain cause I’m foiled again :p
Obviously because he needs to learn how to “clean up” his life duh 😏👉🏼👉🏼😆💙🙌🏼
Your au has turned into washing powder
THEY TURNED OUR PEEPAW INTO WASHING POWDER
✨📓Story time📓✨
Featuring @anobodyinabog
Just a little snippet based off a conversation with me and friend talking about our plans for Spring Break. I had asked for a list of her favorite snacks because ✨RoAdTrIp BaBy✨ and she had mentioned Goldfish.
I looked at her, and she looked at me, and I looked at her, and I could see the moment of realization in her horror filled eyes.
And I, ever true to my Jayus nature, without mercy, looked up with a grin and said without hesitation, “ Yo girl is your name Goldfish? Cuz you’re the snack that smiles back.” 😏😉👉🏼👉🏼
Needless to say the conversation ended shortly thereafter. She started to walk out 😆
Fallen
No…ok so listen *massages forehead* For the last time. I didn't “fall” in love. This was a premeditated attack!
I was tripped because let me tell you…I DiDnT fALl wILliNgLy!
This was not my fault! Don't you understand the gravity of this situation?!
Yakko: Hey they've invented a new kind of air freshener
Wakko: what's new about it?
Yakko: Apparently its mind controlled
Dot:... Don't you dare-
Yakko: Yeah, it makes scents when you think about it~