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"Dark" Netflix puns: Safety guide how to not make out with your own relative in Winden
If somebody approaches you, ask them of their bloodline and a family tree.
Carefully check it with your own.
There's still no guarantee, don't trust people who tell you otherwise!
Just leave the town for good.
Never stop running.
Leave the country.
Go to a different world with a girl who looks like your aunt.
Repeat in a different world in case of no success.
Free tip: Try not to become a mother of your mother or kiss your aunt.
If you love them and just can't help yourself, I guess it's fine, according to the writers of Dark.
Check out the new season of Dark on Netflix:)
Just when you’ve started to think that Jonas has no game… #bitch you thought
Me, after finishing the second season of Dark: thinking that now I can re-watch the first season more thoughtfully, focusing on a concept of time and free will, staying absolutely calm.
Also me, a half an hour into the first episode of S1: crying my eyes out after hearing Mikkel say "Ultimate fist bump", having zero chill about any on-screen interaction between family members, realising that Bartosz was able to steal Martha away by telling her that Jonas hooked up with French chicks 24/7 for the last two months, heartbroken over any detail that make those rare beautiful smiles dissapear from Jonas' face, unable to get over Michael's suicide, ending up being depressed.
Reaction on the Stranger’s appearance for the first time (Dark S1E2)
Seeing the Stranger for the first time, all mysterious, covered in dirt, looking like he knows what the heck is going on, when nobody else does
Me, already hooked on the character:
Watching him stepping out of the shower and spending his time in a hotel room with an investigation (?) wall, dressed only in a towel and doing some cryptic stuff
Me, totally intrigued with everything about him:
A moment after the episode has ended, I was web searching the actor’s name and then I've found out that in real life he looks like this:
Me, realizing that the temperature of the room has increased drastically [Honestly, that gaze and that looks... Mamma mia...] :
I wish I could say that things changed much, but the Stranger is still one of my favorite characters and Andreas Pietschmann is still ridiculously good looking for a 50-years old man. So... I am still a bit of a “Monica from this gif” about it.
Hope i am not the only one like that :D
P.S.: I know I’m one year and a half late to post it, but my blog was created very recently and I needed to share it with you guys :)
#I know it's a bad meme, but I don't care
The one and only reason I need.
