Dean X Seamus - Tumblr Posts

hermione: come on, harry. you can’t keep doing this every night! we’ve all been watching you.

ron: yeah! honestly, mate, im really concerned. he’s really getting into your head — isn’t he? damn.

seamus: listen to us harry, please? you’re living in a fantasy world and you need to realise it.

dean: yeah, harry. you’re becoming obsessed.

*entire gryffindor chimes in on agreement*

harry: sooo....

harry: *clears throat* anywayyyy...

entire gryffindor:

harry: guys come on lighten up a little.. enough with all the sick seriousness. help me pick which cutout of malfoy i should sleep with tonight please :(

Dean: You cannot play bagpipes at the wedding!

Neville: How did you know about that?

Seamus: We heard you play all the way from your apartment!

Neville: Were you the ones who called the cops?

Seamus: *scooting forward* That’s not important.

[something blows up]

Dean: Seamus, what did you do?

Seamus: My best.