[something Blows Up]

[something blows up]

Dean: Seamus, what did you do?

Seamus: My best.

Dean: Hey, have you seen Seamus anywhere?

Hermione: No, I haven’t, wh—

*from other room*: BANG!

Dean: I think I found him.

Sorry, I stopped listening. My brain was hurting.

— Ravenclaw

Harry: *unbuttoning shirt* God, it’s so hot in here.

Draco: I know that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

Random Person: Who was that woman and why was she yelling at you?

James: Oh, that was my wife apprehending me for buying a $60 jar of honey.

👃🌟

👃- amortenia to me would probably smell like pages in an old book, laundry detergent on freshly washed clothes, and that one scent that you can identify as ‘christmas’ but can’t pinpoint on any one thing

🌟- this is a difficult one, because we don’t know a lot about the job industry in the wizard community. but since i’d like to be a writer one day, i’d say maybe a reporter or writer for the quibbler? that would be interesting.