Draco Malfoy Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

Harry : I have 99 problems and being with you can solve all of them

Draco: Aww

Draco : you need help

Harry : You know what would just be great?

Draco : what?

Harry : killing myself.

Draco : .... I'm calling therapy

Draco: we both need therapy

Harry: we both need to go on a date

Harry: AH, let's go on a therapy for our first date

Draco:.. first dates are not supposed to be traumatising, Harry.

Hermione: what's your fantasy?

Harry : going to muggle amusement park

Draco : ..Dying

Harry : Babe, No..

(I so did not say the same recently... 🙄)

Harry : Draco said he doesn't love me

Ron : what happened?

Draco : I called him Harry instead of babe

Harry : IT'S THE SAME THING

Ron : *sighs* I did not sign up for this

Draco listening to "love of my life"

Draco *singing to green apple* : Baby you are the love of my life

Harry *looking at camera like in the office*: it's like I'm not even there

Snape : we'll take it further till 69-

Harry : that's what he said-

Draco : that's what I said-

Ron + Pansy : *trying not to scream*

Draco : I love you

Draco : Harry, I said I love you

Harry : oh, I thought you were talking to yourself

Harry: you are extra as fuck, Draco

Draco: I'm not..

Harry : oh come on, you were ready to move to France because you liked french croissant

Draco in first three months of dating Harry: hey, do you know who ate my cupcake?

Harry : I'm sorry that was me

Draco : it's completely fine.

Draco after dating for an year : Did you eat my Pringle?

Harry : Sorry yeah

Draco: it's okay. I love you but if you eat once more, there'll be a hole dug 6 feet deep with you in it.

Harry : what do you call a cat plus burrito?

Draco : *crying* it's 3 a.m. Harry, let me sleep

Harry : *giggling* catritto

Draco : *screams into the pillow*

Draco : Bitches be like I'm fine, then cry themselves to sleep

Harry + Draco : we're bitches

Draco : You look good today.

Harry : *rolling his eyes* Okay, no need to be sarcastic. I'll change the shirt.

Draco : *confused* I really meant it. It looks good on you

Harry : Oh my god, you complimented me- babe- are you fine?

Draco complimenting Harry : your ass so fine

Harry who fell down the stairs, crying: my ass is so not fine

Harry: Do you think Shakespeare ever used the word homie

Draco: don't know that but he sure was homo

Harry+ Draco:

(@drarrywords and me when I made this joke)

(Ps. No offense to anyone)

Draco: Do you ever wish to be buried 6 feet under just to be away from human interaction?

Harry: 💀

Harry: You need help.