Incorrect Drarry - Tumblr Posts
Draco : I have a plan
Harry : We are not burning down a building just to buy the cat
Draco : I no longer have a plan
Harry : stop biting your nails Draco
Draco *trying to flirt* : would you want me to bite you instead?
Harry : 👁️👄👁️
Harry : wtf
Pansy * from a far distance to Hermione * : it's like watching Snape flirt with Lucius
Hermione : wtf
Draco : I only want a man who is gracious with every move, Knows how to carry one self, is elegant, definitely isn't a mess, doesn't wobble or stumble, would shower me with gifts, definitely have a good height and sexy.
Harry : *stumbles and wobbles, just out of bed hair, wearing 3 size the clothes of his own size, collapse face down on the ground and says sorry to a cat*
Draco : I want him
Harry when he reads Drarry 100k+ words, all smut, enemies to lovers trope with sexual tension and years of pining :
Draco:
Harry drunk + without his specks on: Oh darling, you are so so Beautiful. You have no idea how lucky I am to have you in my life
Draco *watching Harry talk to Draco's cardboard cut out* : ....
Draco to himself : I'm gonna record this and send this to everyone
Harry : if I sleep at 12 instead of 2 and wake up by 8 I'd have a good 8 hour sleep and-
Draco : I'm surprised to know that you even know what an 8 hour sleep is
Ron whenever he sees Harry and Draco kissing because he wants to be supportive but is equally traumatised for life:
(sorry can't work on a chapter tonight)
Ron: what's your fantasy?
Draco : duct taping Harry's mouth shut
Harry: .....
Harry: why am I friends with you?
@drarrywords familiar?
Draco : can we get a dog?
Harry : oh baby, do you feel alone being the only one?
(no offense to anyone)
Harry : *whispering* Draco, who do you think is hotter, Sebastian stan or Chris Evans?
Draco : *whispering back* I mean if we're talking about Sebastian stan in Falcon and the winter soldier, Sebastian but if we're talking about Chris Evans in endgame, definitely him.
Ron: YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED RIGHT NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!
Harry: life have a premium deal, a gold package of giving me problems.
Draco: I- babe what?
Harry: I clearly have a thing for assholes.
Draco: *gasps* did you just subtly called me an asshole?
Harry: No... I clearly said you're an asshole.
Draco: *looking at Harry’s closet* Your closet is a mess
Harry: You think that’s a mess, you should look at my life.
Draco: ....
Draco: You said you were fine
Draco: *talks about the writings in the victorian times and the changes in the literature*
Harry: *swooned* I'm so attracted to you right now.
Draco: you're weird.
Draco in bed after s*x: see you later, alligator
Harry:... You say that one more time and you're never seeing alligator again.
Draco with Harry cuddled into him : you're practically all over me.
Harry: *moves away a little*
Draco : what are you doing? Shut up and be all over me.
★★★★★★★★★★★★
Ps. I want this. Someone be my Draco.
Harry : I have 99 problems and being with you can solve all of them
Draco: Aww
Draco : you need help
Harry : You know what would just be great?
Draco : what?
Harry : killing myself.
Draco : .... I'm calling therapy
Draco: we both need therapy
Harry: we both need to go on a date
Harry: AH, let's go on a therapy for our first date
Draco:.. first dates are not supposed to be traumatising, Harry.
harry: kiss me kiss me kiss me
draco: ehh, that's kinda gay
harry:
harry: you're sitting on my lap
harry: we're married
harry: draco what the fuck!
( submission by @thenotebookscribbler )