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Harry : *winks* you got this shirt for 50% off , *winks * in my car it'll be 100% off *winks*
Draco : one , you don't have a car , two what the fuck are you even doing !! What you just said was pathetic .
Harry : ... I was trying to flirt * blushes in embarrassment *
Draco :
Draco : that's not how you do it , lemme show you
*pulls Harry close *
* casually puts his arms around Harry's waist*
*leans into Harry , desperately close to his face*
Draco : * smirks* *Lowers his voice* let's play the Titanic , you'll be the ocean and I'll go down on you
Harry : *turns red like a tomato *
Harry : *stuttering* t-th- that was g-good
Draco : *still smirking* it was more than good baby *winks *
Harry : *unable to form words*
Draco : *drops his hands from Harry and step's away * I've done my work
Draco : and that's how you get the saviour of the wizarding world wanting to fuck you
Later
Pansy : you bastard , you seduced the poor kid
Draco : whatever pansy , he wants to fuck me
I'm not very proud of this one . Also thanks to people liking my posts .
Draco complimenting Harry : your ass so fine
Harry who fell down the stairs, crying: my ass is so not fine
Draco: why is Harry crying?
Ron *eating a sandwich*: oh, that's because he doesn't have his life together
Draco to Harry: Mind if I join?
Two gays crying together 👍
Harry: Do you think Shakespeare ever used the word homie
Draco: don't know that but he sure was homo
Harry+ Draco:
(@drarrywords and me when I made this joke)
(Ps. No offense to anyone)
Draco: Do you ever wish to be buried 6 feet under just to be away from human interaction?
Harry: 💀
Harry: You need help.