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Incest relationship pt.2
Harry : I love you no matter what. Whatever you think, whatever you like, whatever you don't. I love everything about you, everything.
Draco: what if I say like incest relationships ?
Harry : ...
Draco :
Draco : so much for loving me for everything. Commit to your words *walks away*
Harry : *crushes on Ginny*
Also Harry : * crushes over Cedric diggory*
Also Harry : * crushes over Fleur*
Also Harry : *In love with his arch nemesis*
Harry :
Harry and Draco while planning an Auror mission together
Draco : So basically you won't have to risk your life
Harry : What do you mean I don't have to risk my life ?
Draco : I have a plan
Harry : We are not burning down a building just to buy the cat
Draco : I no longer have a plan
Harry : stop biting your nails Draco
Draco *trying to flirt* : would you want me to bite you instead?
Harry : 👁️👄👁️
Harry : wtf
Pansy * from a far distance to Hermione * : it's like watching Snape flirt with Lucius
Hermione : wtf
Draco : I only want a man who is gracious with every move, Knows how to carry one self, is elegant, definitely isn't a mess, doesn't wobble or stumble, would shower me with gifts, definitely have a good height and sexy.
Harry : *stumbles and wobbles, just out of bed hair, wearing 3 size the clothes of his own size, collapse face down on the ground and says sorry to a cat*
Draco : I want him
Ron and Harry using Instagram filters:
Ron: this is such a catfish filter, I look like Keanu Reeves
Harry: tell me about it. I'd date me if I looked like this
Ron: I'd date me and you if we looked like this
Harry : I'd date me, you'd date you, we'd date each other. Too many people to date
How me and @just-ineffable-things talk
Draco: we both need therapy
Harry: we both need to go on a date
Harry: AH, let's go on a therapy for our first date
Draco:.. first dates are not supposed to be traumatising, Harry.
Hermione: what's your fantasy?
Harry : going to muggle amusement park
Draco : ..Dying
Harry : Babe, No..
(I so did not say the same recently... 🙄)
Harry : Draco said he doesn't love me
Ron : what happened?
Draco : I called him Harry instead of babe
Harry : IT'S THE SAME THING
Ron : *sighs* I did not sign up for this
Draco listening to "love of my life"
Draco *singing to green apple* : Baby you are the love of my life
Harry *looking at camera like in the office*: it's like I'm not even there
Snape : we'll take it further till 69-
Harry : that's what he said-
Draco : that's what I said-
Ron + Pansy : *trying not to scream*
Draco : I love you
Draco : Harry, I said I love you
Harry : oh, I thought you were talking to yourself
Draco in first three months of dating Harry: hey, do you know who ate my cupcake?
Harry : I'm sorry that was me
Draco : it's completely fine.
Draco after dating for an year : Did you eat my Pringle?
Harry : Sorry yeah
Draco: it's okay. I love you but if you eat once more, there'll be a hole dug 6 feet deep with you in it.
Harry : what do you call a cat plus burrito?
Draco : *crying* it's 3 a.m. Harry, let me sleep
Harry : *giggling* catritto
Draco : *screams into the pillow*
Draco : Bitches be like I'm fine, then cry themselves to sleep
Harry + Draco : we're bitches
Draco : You look good today.
Harry : *rolling his eyes* Okay, no need to be sarcastic. I'll change the shirt.
Draco : *confused* I really meant it. It looks good on you
Harry : Oh my god, you complimented me- babe- are you fine?
Draco complimenting Harry : your ass so fine
Harry who fell down the stairs, crying: my ass is so not fine
Draco: Do you ever wish to be buried 6 feet under just to be away from human interaction?
Harry: 💀
Harry: You need help.