Female Insanity - Tumblr Posts
me talking about the old actor i'm obsessed with (he's married, has kids, and will never notice me)
just finished watching jennifer’s body with my bf. why is megan fox so hot and why can’t my bf admit she’s drop dead gorgeous!!!! i love the first line ‘hell is a teenage girl’. it’s funny because it’s true. also wtf is dave from gilmore girls doing here?? so this is why he left stars hollow? to sell a virgins soul for fame?? maybe it’s a good thing him and lane weren’t end game or she would’ve been that soul 💀💀 needy and jennifer kissing didn’t feel like it was supposed to be canon. like obviously they have chemistry but i didn’t think whatever happened between them would become canon. anyways i ship them 😋 also fuck chip he’s such a little shit. “is it too big” GET A FUCKING GRIP WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE A MICRO PENIS. (takes a breath) but i guess it was sweet how his thoughts were to save needy from jennifer. jennifer and needy deserved better. jennifer was a bitch but she just craved attention that she clearly didn’t get from her father. i <3 jennifer and needy. how funny would it be if when needy stabbed jennifer said “my tit” that jennifer didn’t die because her boob was too big so it didn’t reach the heart 😭😭 that would’ve been perfect. obviously thats absolutely ridiculous but so is a lot of the movie. 10/10 LOVE THIS MOVIE <33
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this is how my relationship with my bf started. he knew everything about me, all except for my unhealthy obsession with him. but my delusional plan worked and now he’s mine <33
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casually spilling all our secrets to each other at 11pm, now she knows almost everything about me except for the fact that i have a big fat crush on her
i was watching pearl with my bf (LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE BTW) and i said to him “if you leave me, this is what will happen.” after we watched the movie i said to him “hey yk that pearl movie, pretty funny hey, didn’t you find it relatable?” and then i just started smiling like pearl does at the end of the movie (less dramatically) just gotta keep him on his toes yk? sometimes he needs a reminder that i’m insane 😍
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(source: my bf)
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depression is hitting like a load of bricks rn
an honest female friendship will fulfil me more than any man
remember who was there for you when nobody else was.
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my sadness haunts me day and night, never leaving me.
we’ve all been there, don’t lie
i’m fifteen, the age i’m referring to here is me turning sixteen. i turn it in two days help😭
This sums up what having body dysmorphea is like
why does going insane look so fun?
exam season </3
Pretty when I cry <3
