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My new friend helped me clean and tidy up my neuro divergent cluttered kitchen.
I love my clear table
I think there's a big demand for that kind of service.
I hoard stuff. Have trouble chucking stuff away
Drives me bonkers.
They will hoard anything, especially if it is shiny. You may wake up and your dragon has found your keys. Don't panic. They can be easily bribed with soda cans or coins.
A hoard is absolutely necessary. It provides enrichment to the dragon. Without a hoard, even if it is just one coin, your dragon will become destructive and misbehave.
They typically eat raw meat. Don't try to feed them the Dragon FoodTM that stores will try and sell you. I had to sacrifice several necklaces to get Mysty out from under the couch. The shiny tins are not allowed in the hoard. Their advertising is a lie.
The hoard must be kept in a warm place. Try and make it on top of several blankets. You don't want the heat to go out because your dragon decided to crawl into the boiler and made a nest there.
Some dragons will be fiercely protective of their hoard. It is not a good idea to have two hoards in the same room. There will be passive-aggressive stealing. It's nearly impossible to move one out without getting bit.
Dragons are social creatures. Don't be surprised if you find a small coin nesting in your jewelry box. They don't see humans as a threat to their hoard.
If the hoard is getting out of control, spray water on it. Most of them hate getting wet, and so will avoid the hoard. If you don't do this before taking things, expect to be nipped harshly around the ankles.
It is not unheard of for dragons to hoard other things. Just ensure there is no glass. Dragons hate glass. If your dragon is hoarding glass, it may be time to take it to the vet.
Good luck! Your dragon awaits.
Small domestic house dragons have become the norm. Here is a guide on how to deal with the hoarding instinct of your little one.
A shout out to my sticker collection:
- bought with hopes and dreams,
- now stashed in a secret place where no one else can find,
- waiting for a spesific purpose to be used.
It's day 1034.
Yeeessss, this is perfect, haha :) I mean, in the second case, I’m pretty sure Jim would re-arrest the heck out of Ed regardless of Oswald’s lack of testimony, but that first scenario is beautiful and I can 100% see Ed doing a super dramatic reveal exactly like that.
I ramble about my feelings on the end of Gotham (and shows ending generally) below the cut...
I’m so not ready for Gotham to end, though. I still haven’t seen last Thursday’s episode, and tomorrow is opening night of the play I’m in so I won’t be able to watch tomorrow’s episode, either (not that I would watch out of order, but like, I could catch up tonight... but also I’m super tired between work and rehearsals and everything, and I don’t want to rush one of the only two remaining episodes of this show I’ve been obsessed with going on a year now). But... urgggh, this is that thing I always run into where I have trouble letting a show go. I so often wind up saving the last 1-4 episodes of a show I love because it’s just hard to finish it, to not have it anymore. I’ve seen all but the last couple of episodes of White Collar, Leverage, Psych, A Series of Unfortunate Events... It’s a thing I do.
But the trouble with Gotham in particular is, well, now I’m on tumblr. I haven’t been able to scroll through my dashboard in a week since the last episode aired and I’m trying not to spoil myself. I did open it a time or two, just to glance at it; just tonight I caught a glimpse of a gifset of Os and Ed hugging after Oswald’s eye wound (which I’ve known about for quite a while from the bts pics, interviews, and trailers) but the hug gave me FEEEELLS and I haven’t even seen the episode and I’m not ready but also I want to see it? Uggh once this play is over I’m just going to have to watch the last two episodes, if only so I can safely use tumblr again.
And also, I know this saving thing doesn’t actually make more of a show I love exist. In a way, I like the idea that there’s something more there for me to go back to, but like, in a way I’m depriving myself of part of the story. I know I should just watch the last episodes of things, but it’s so hard to let things go... I’m a hoarder in so many ways, including of unwatched final episodes, I suppose. But yeah, I’ll have to watch Gotham so I can go back to looking at tumblr other than in my old drafts and likes, I suppose.
Well, and I also know that I’ll enjoy a thing best if I consume it while it’s still in an active obsession cycle. Although, my obsession cycle with Gotham has been semi-dormant for a while since I ran out of binging to do, so I’m not the closest to it I’ve ever been, but it’s still giving me feels, so I should watch it.
This has been: I talk myself into watching the end of Gotham some time in the near future. We’ll see if I listen.
But anyways, if you see me on tumblr looking at spoilers tomorrow remind me to stop!! Haha. I have a huge backlog of drafts to process anywho. I should be working through those.
And also wish me broken limbs! Almost, Maine opens tomorrow!!
And, happy end of Gotham, to those witnessing it tomorrow. I hope it’s a good one...
Oswald and Edward; married in the time jump.
Stay with me. Oswald and Edward are seen working together in the time jump. If Gotham is going to suggest that they have been operating as criminals, doing illegal stuff together for years, wouldn't it make sense that the two of them would have exploited the heck out of Marital Privilege? The law that protects the confidential communications between spouses during their marriage from being used as a testimonial in a court case? Meaning that one can never be forced to rat out the other? What a dramatic reveal that would be.
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Imagine it. After lying low for months, Oswald Cobblepot resurfaces and puts a grand scheme in motion. The GCPD knows its Oswald, so they grab The Riddler to question him because he likely knows all about said plan.
Riddler is in the cold interrogation room, all pristine in his green suit, bowler hat and leather gloves. Completely relaxed and in his element. Jim slams some files on the table and goes through how they know Edward knows what Oswald is up to.
All the while Riddler has this shit eating grin as he loosens his gloves, one finger at a time, as he listens to what Jim is saying.
“While I would love to help you out, Jim…” Riddler begins as he places his arm upright on the table, so his hand is almost eve level with Jim. A bit unnecessary but it allows him to be as dramatic as possible as he removes his left glove with a flourish to reveal a gold ring on his ring finger. “I’m afraid you can’t legally force me to testify against my… Husband.”
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“I don’t suppose you know anything about The Riddlers most recent escape from Arkham…?” a tired Jim deadpans to Oswald in the middle of a high-end restaurant, where the Riddler is blatantly seated across from Oswald. Martini in hand, smugly leading back in his chair, still in his stripped Arkham robes just to rub it in.
“I’m afraid I legally can’t say Jim” Oswald replies with mock sincerity.
I didn't post for a couple of days (OK, maybe more than couple), but I have a valid reason
I bought a glue gun and I have finally found a way to get rid of lots of trash in my apartment that I have been collecting and hoarding for years
Looks crazy, right? Yes, that's a shelf made of chopsticks and toothpicks.
So remember, when you hear people say "you're collecting trash", just answer that you just need stuff for your handicrafts.
i feel like the real reason i dont throw away stuff is because seeing them makes me remember things i would never remember again without an evidence that it actually happened.
Here are some ✨AnGsTy✨ Aladdin & Jasmine Sketches I’ve been steadily collecting on my iPad…Maybe they will see the light of day here lol
Keeper of the Junk Drawer
Lover of maybes
Watcher of doubts
Protector of the unwanted,
Of oddballs left out
Save the scraps of a foreign land
Receipts and tags crinkle in your hand
Change from the divine’s pockets
A forgotten face in an old heart locket
Memories fade but these do not
Trinkets, treasures, tin pots
Be careful keeper of the lost
For under the past the present may rot