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Jude: You can't just solve everything with a joke.

Cardan: That's why I have two jokes.

Jude, after being kidnapped: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Taryn: I think you mean cards.

Cardan, long-suffering: She does not.

Jude, pulling out knives: I did not.

Taryn: *Tossing a spider outside* Treat spiders how you wish to be treated.

Cardan: Killed without hesitation?

Jude: What the fuck is wrong with you??

Cardan: What? No good morning?

Jude: Good morning, what the fuck is wrong with you??

Cardan: I have a question for you

Jude: Yes I’d cry if you died Jude: Yes, I’d still love you if you were a worm Jude: Yes, I still love you Jude: No, I don’t want to break up

Cardan: Thank you

Jude: I’m a reverse necromancer. 

Cardan: Isn’t that just killing people? 

Jude: Ah, technically.

Taryn: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.

Vivi: Weight loss? Drink water. 

Cardan: Clear skin? Drink water. 

Jude: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Locke: You’re insane! 

Jude: Sure I am, what’s your point?

Cardan: We all have our demons. 

Cardan, grabbing Jude: This one’s mine.

Cardan: Are you mad? 

Jude: No.

Cardan: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

Jude: I am in charge of this disaster! 

Cardan: I have a name, you know.

Jude: *walks into the room* 

Oak: She's covered in blood again. Why is it she's always covered in blood? 

The Roach: Well, it looks like it’s her own blood this time.

Cardan, dramatically: They called me a fool. 

Jude, sick of Cardan's shit: They weren’t wrong.

Taryn: I'm having problems with a guy... 

Jude: Like 'his dead body won't fit into your trunk' kind of problems, or 'you like him' kind of problems?