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Sasara Nurude from Hypnosis Mic needs a kiss! 💋

Requested by @fullbottles

i just had my first "i like it a normal amount" experience when somebody at work was like "haha you macgyvered it" and i was vibrating shaking clenching my teeth and ass like "yes haha very funny reference i am not obsessed with macgyver and I do not rant to myself about the character development and downfalls of the show whatsoever never me I am so normal"

I do think it’s deeply funny how I’ve seen… What I will affectionately call the Intermissleuthers (Homestuck Intermission + Problem Sleuth fans, basically the same crowd) get referred to as a very solitary, walled off community that’s very hard to get into or contact or understand, as if it’s a small island populated by a hostile, isolated populous that gets avoidant when perceived by outsiders and violent when outsiders try to encroach upon them, when… In my experience, all you have to do to get their attention and practically get adopted by bloggers in those circles is acknowledge that they, and the characters they like, simply exist with some degree of kindness, and then- and this is the most important part- Be normal about it.

They’re very excitable people. I’m sure this doesn’t apply to everyone, but for the most part the people in there really want to share their passion for these stories and characters with others, and the only reasons for them being kind of on guard is honestly just born out of other Homestuck fans notoriously really deeply disrespecting things they’re passionate about. Willful misinterpretations of their faves, degrading carapacians to the status of subhuman, the sheer amount of people that live and die by the phrase “Skip The Intermissions”, as if those aren’t literally essential parts of the story and that’s just, like, a totally normal thing to say.

All you have to do is, you know… Not… Do that? Don’t do that, and you’re fine. And don’t forget to be a lover, that’s important. Appreciate The Exiles. Appreciate The Felt. Appreciate The Midnight Crew. Appreciate the Problem Sleuth Gang. That section of the fandom isn’t an unfathomable, unapproachable beast, you might just be mean and weird about characters and stories they really care about. That’ll hurt anyone’s feelings. That would hurt your feelings, too.

I AM GETTING DISTRACTED WHILE WRITING-

I was going through screens and bits of gameplay and well- um... This... RED LIGHTING MAKING HIM LOOK SO...

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my life lately🐱🎧📖☕️🍂

(Font: Pinterest & my pics)

JUN for Esquire Fine (2024)

YAYAAYYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYYA

Gives yoy 50 cents and runs away

If I asked you for a smooch would I get one

Uh…i kinda gotta know who I’m smoochin before I agree to that…

Am I late? Yes.

Do I care? Kind of.

But regardless, WTNV EPISODE 246 HOLY CRAP

I don’t even have words

Cecil canonically has dimples, Abby got a voice and Cecil doESN’T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS AND THATS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT

I’m terrified for tmmrw’s episode!!! Yay!!!!

Tried my hand with rendering, and OF COURSE I had to do it with Connor-

How could I not? O-o It's from a scene in a short story I wrote once

:3

THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND!! Zane Rivers my beloved!!

The boi is fa-bu-lous!! Fuck yeah, Daniel, Adira, Gin and Zane be the most badass friend group ever! They biffers motherfuckers! I am literally SCREAMING! I wanna squeeze him so bad!

Okay, so I've noticed a trend going on with my mutual @gsstories and her other mutuals, and I decided I want to join in because I also love Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja.

So, here is my OC, Zane Rivers in the style of the show, as a Ninja himself, because Ninjas are cool. He is the Blue Ninja because blue is his theme.

I liked drawing my character in the show’s style, it’s very distinctive.

I don’t really have much of a story for him, I just thought of a couple of ideas. In my head, he is close friends with Gin Rose, Adira Guerrero, and Daniel Liu Pereira, three of @gsstories’ OCs.

And here is his Ninja Cold Rage mode.

His mask is imbued with the spirit of the Ice Kitsune, which was sealed away in the Stone along with the Tengu. Once Zane resealed the Kitsune spirit away, he gained the Ninja Cold Rage power up, along with a new signature technique exclusive to the Blue Ninja: Ninja Zenko Freeze.

Enjoy

turns out Sarah had a big boy giraffe plush, too :(

people have made headcanons that Ellie, or Joel, finds a stuffed giraffe and she is obsessed with it. I absolutely love that headcanon! I started playing the game again to get all the achievements (I think we're almost there :)) and because of this, I've noticed more of the small background pieces. there's a giraffe plush that just shows up. I do not have any screenshots, but I can definitely go through and get them at some point!

the first one is when Joel and Tess are trying to find Robert. right before you go down an alley, there's a bulletin board with a bunch of wanted posters on it, right? there's a kid near it who's playing with a giraffe plush!

also when Ellie runs to that ranch, there's another one! obviously you can explore that house a bit, I think there's a bigger giraffe plush in one of the rooms. I don't remember which one, but it's a tall boy and it's next to a desk and window!

don't know if there's anymore for the first game because I haven't finished it yet, but there's also one in the second game! at least one. the weed house. right before Dina and Ellie find the basement, one of the shelves in the backrooms has a little giraffe plush on it!

I don't know why, but I love this little detail SO MUCH. will update if there's anymore :)

Has this been done yet? Doesn’t matter, John Cena.

Alastor lockscreens (1/?)

visual representation of me washing my hands at work, head empty only hannibal saying this

Hope you're fine with taking requests, can I have some drabbles with WHB Leviathan and Lucifer, in which they cum too much inside MC that they cry and try to kick the kings away pls 😋

Very sort drabbles im so sorry, i hope you will like this regardless!!! I tried my best with this hhhh

ೃ⁀➷ TW/CW: SMUT, 18+ (MINORS/AGELESS/BLANK BLOGS DON’T INTERACT), Bad English, GN Reader (no body description or pronouns), Dom Characters, Overstimulation, Dubcon?, let me know if I need to add more TW/Tags ♡ My blog contains dark content, be careful when interacting/following! Please if you like my work don't forget to reblog/interact with me♡ Minors, ageless, blank blogs, and silent readers will get blocked if interact with me. ➳ Characters: Leviathan, Lucifer

⤠ While you are ovulating ⤟ WHB Masterlist ⤠ Lucifer w/sex toys ⤟

✧˚·. Leviathan

“Stop complaining and stay still” he says as he still deep inside of you, your juices now mixing together to ruin the sheets underneath you two. 

“It’s... It’s too much...” you plea between your sobs, desperately trying to get him off of you by kicking him, something that only makes him anger. Leviathan free hand goes to your neck, squeezing rather roughly with an annoyed expression on his face. 

“Tch. Stop fucking moving and be still.” he says with such a roughness you feel yourself getting wetter, your broken moans coming out of your mouth as he keeps moving against you with further force than before. 

“You are going to do what I tell you. Stay beneath me and take what I give you.” he squeeze your neck again, making you see black dots around your vision but also stars, it feels so good it hurts. 

And you cum, embaressingly so, feeling Levi cock twitching inside of you before he paints your tight walls white. 

“Good. We aren’t done yet.” 

✧˚·. Lucifer

“Yes, good. Very good. Keep crying for me.” Lucifer says, licking your tears away with his tongue, humming in pleasure when that salty taste gets on his mouth. Your tears are so tasty, he could eat them forever. 

“L, luci... Please...” you sob at his fast and deep thrusts, feeling the overstimulation and extremely full of his semen to the point where it was leaking out from your hole, ruining the sheets beneath.  

You try to kick him off you, but he stops your kick with his free hand with a smirk appearing on his face. Lucifer takes your thighs and forces your legs to be on his shoulder, so that all you can do is take his cock and what he gives you. 

“Please what? We haven’t finished yet. Aren’t you happy that im finally giving you attention my dear?” 

This work belongs to @/alj0saray, do not repost, translate, copy, rewrite or share on tiktok without my permission. Reblogs are appreciated and encouraged♡

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contains: threesome; breeding kink; creampies; overstimulation; double penetration; (implied) multiple rounds; marking; teasing; written with fem!reader in mind

credits to @xurengu0 for the lovely divider <3

“Are you sure you want to do this?”

Sendou knelt on his bed in front of you, head tilted. If the way nerves weren’t settled in your stomach as well,  you would’ve teased the way he absentmindedly chewed on his bottom lip out of nervous habit. Still, both you and Oliver did follow Sendou back to his apartment for a reason.

So you nod, wordlessly confirming it. However, Oliver came up behind you and immediately the tension in the room was back to suffocating. Just like it had been when the three of you were in a room together these few weeks. “Don’t be so nervous,” he coos right into your ear, “Use your words, princess.”

You look down, anything to try and get away from the sight of Sendou, red and cute, or Oliver’s breath which was warm against your ear. Instead, you’re forced to swallow at the sight of Oliver’s bare chest. Of course the manwhore already started stripping before you had even gotten into anything.

At least that explained Sendou’s heavy blush.

“…Yes, I want to,” you force out, voice barely there. Then, you yelp when you feel the heterochromatic boy nibble on your ear.

“Not good enough,” he teases, warm voice still right in your ear. “What do you want to do?”

You lock eyes with Sendou who’s intently staring at the two of you, still red in the face. But he finds it in himself to encourage you anyway. “Answer him,” the redhead prompts, the slightest bit of desperation coating his words.

At the feeling of both the boys you had been dreaming about in less than savoury ways for who knows how long having their full undivided attention on you, you gulp. Opening your mouth, you could practically feel how both boys were hanging onto your next words. 

“I want you both to fuck me,” you get out, almost choking on a whimper when suddenly a pair of teeth found themselves in your neck. “Good girl,” Oliver smiles, biting down to mark you up. “Now that wasn’t so hard was it?”

The feeling of Oliver’s teeth on you set you on fire, immediately getting you drunk on lust as you felt wetness pooling in your panties. However, any moan you might have made was silenced, taken away by Sendou’s lips on yours.

— — — — —

Which was how you found yourself here.

It had been who knows how long and you found yourself immensely thankful for the thick walls of Sendou’s apartment. But that was only when your mind wasn’t gone, completely cockdrunk on both Sendou and Oliver. 

You hadn’t bothered trying to fight back against how the two of them had forced you to their whims. Not when there would be a next time at least.

(Oliver was biting and groping every part of you he could. God you were going to have so many marks when he was done but you couldn’t find it in yourself to care. Instead, the pain mixed with the pleasure till you couldn’t figure out where one ended and the other began.

The pleasure being how you were sat on Sendou, feeling every inch and vein slowly drag along your walls. He filled you so deliciously, it was intoxicating as he fucking dragged you up and down his cock to his own rhythm. If how he was going crazy underneath you was any indicator, the same could be said for him as well.

“Mgh– Sendou!” you half-moaned, half-called as you tangled a hand into Oliver’s fluffy hair and tugged him down to your neglected tits. The older man wasted no time in biting and sucking, muffling his groan from having his hair pulled. A whimper from the pink-haired boy behind you showed he was listening.

“Next time– Ahhh! Don’t stop, right there!– Ngh next time, I should ride– I’ll ride you till you’re dry– OH!”

Fighting to string together a semi-coherent string of words was an uphill battle, especially when Sendou had found that spot and sped up, chasing his own high. You weren’t even sure if he or Oliver had heard you as the latter pulled away from your chest, leaving it covered in spit to capture your lips instead.

“Ne– Next time?” Sendou moaned as he processed your words. The thought of you milking him for all he was worth was much more appealing than he’d like to admit. Embarrassingly so. With a broken whimper and his salmon eyes rolled back into his head, he blew his load. And you weren’t too far behind as you felt his warmth coat your insides.

Pulling away from you with a wolfish smile, Oliver eyed the two of his spent lovers bemusedly. “Already promising a next time, princess?” he chuckled as he caught you with a hand as you fell forward, tired as could be. Meanwhile, with his other hand, his nimble fingers moved downwards to where Sendou was still balls deep in you. 

Drawing lazy circles in the mess you both had made rewarded him with a whine from Sendou and half a plea from you to stop, both of your nerves shot from oversensitivity. Lowly chuckling, he teased, “You’re more of a whore than I thought then.

“But hey, I don’t mind. Why don’t you take the lead next time?” His fingers at your clit and Sendou’s balls never stop. You moan, a combination of the degradation, his continuous pawing and the idea of this next time. One where you’d be able to force the duo to your most intimate desires. It’s enough to get you to start moving your hips again.

However, Sendou was still tired, overstimulation giving his lust an edge to it. The way he had basically gone silent save for his whines that had gone up an octave was enough proof.

Taking pity on him, Oliver turned his sharp smile to the pink-haired boy. “Alright Sendou, get off. Time for me to have my turn with her.”)

Well, now here you are. Laid on your side with Sendou behind you, sheathed inside you once more. Overstimulated was an understatement for how he felt but he just couldn’t find it in himself to stop. Not when your pussy was practically choking him. 

It was as though he was possessed with how his hips kept jackhammering into yours. Forget Oliver’s marks, hips and waist were going to be completely bruised up come tomorrow. Still, “more, more,” keeps falling from your lips. And oh, Sendou is all too happy to comply. 

You could already feel your nth orgasm of the night creeping up on you with each thrust. By now your mind must have turned to mush as you’re babbling incoherencies. How could you not when Sendou fucked you like that, hitting that bundle of nerves with every thrust and his inches made you feel so very full.

Then, all of a sudden it all stops.

Immediately, you’re mewling at the loss of pleasure, humping your hips desperately in an attempt to regain that orgasm. But it’s futile. Oliver holds down your hips and Sendou has your upper body immobilised as he snakes his arms around you. 

“Patience,” Oliver chuckles at your pout. He’s knelt before both you and Sendou and he eases your left leg up, brings it up over his shoulder and leaves a tender kiss on your ankle. An apology perhaps. Or maybe a promise for what’s to come. With how wide you’re spread open, you feel utterly vulnerable. Your pussy’s on full display, full of Sendou’s dick and a mix of your juices—a combination of your slick and a mix of the three of your cum coating both your thighs and cunt. Utterly filthy.

All the while, Sendou’s softly kissing up and down your shoulder, whispering your name and apologies for stealing away your climax on repeat. Poor boy was already far gone on lust, only focussed on the pleasure shared between the three of you.

Your attention is dragged away, suddenly hyper-aware of Oliver’s dick hovering at the entrance of your still-filled cunt. And all of a sudden, it becomes obvious what the duo planned to do. 

Eyes widening at the thought, you’re quick to protest, “Wait– I can’t! It’s– mgh too much–”

They’re quick to shut you down, Sendou still whispering those drunken apologies but he’s freed a hand to come circle your clit. On the other hand, Oliver can only laugh at the sight before him. “Don’t worry, princess. You can,” he lightly reassures. And with that, he begins to slide his cock into your abused cunt. 

Sendou was alright, he had more length than Oliver and sure, it was a bit of a fit but you’ve easily gotten addicted to his dick fully in you over the course of the night. Oliver on the other hand, was thick. He practically fucked all coherent thought out of your pretty little head with every cant of his hips whenever he had his turn with you. Both of them though? At the same time?? There was no way, you’d burst before they could.

A soft call of your name brings you back. “Breathe,” Sendou tells you, interrupting your frenzied sinful thoughts. He continues pawing at your clit in an attempt to distract you. “We can– hah– stop if you really need to.”

Oh, but the thought of this indulgence coming to an end almost made you cry. So, choking on air, you reassure them, “No, it’s fine. Please– please don’t stop.”

If such a pretty little thing was begging them without shame, what could they do but oblige? And with your consent, Oliver continued once more, pushing his girth into your heat. It took a while, both boys showering you with reassurance and praise. You swore your vision swam with black spots when Oliver finally bottomed out though.

They gave you a few seconds, letting you adjust to two dicks, sitting heavy and snug within your gummy walls. You felt So. Fucking. Full. Stretched so far past your limits, you could only vaguely register your head lolling back onto Sendou’s shoulder and your mouth gaped open, drooling freely from the pleasure.

But the two of them have grown impatient and before you knew it, they were fucking you at full force once more. It was a symphony of pleasure for all of you. Sendou was back to jackhammering at you again, mind empty save for the thought of fucking you full of his cum. Breeding you. His hand had abandoned your clit and now, it could be found fondling your tits. The roughness of his actions was such a contradiction from the sweet, awkward boy you usually knew.

Meanwhile, Oliver traded speed for power and it was clear from his precise, heavy thrusts hitting your G spot in the small moments that Sendou pulled back. With your leg still thrown over his shoulder, it gave him the room he needed to pull his dick almost all the way out only to roughly stuff himself back into you with his strong build. One of his hands found its way back to your clit and you could see stars from how overloaded you felt. 

Hell, you swore that both men were fucking the air right out your lungs. Forget thinking, you could give up the idea of even breathing with both cocks fucking you so utterly and thoroughly. And really, you wouldn’t have it any other way.

The feeling of each other’s dicks rubbing up against each other was a new sensation, one neither boy had ever felt before. Neither of them would admit to fantasising about this though. But that, mixed with how your pussy clenched them so perfectly and how beautiful you sounded—knowing they were the reason you were making such noises—was the final push they needed.

“Hah fuck. ‘m gonna– ngh gonna come,” Sendou panted into your ear, first to hit his limit since he was already weak from overstimulation. You were far too fucked to give much reply, save for mewling and moaning. Oliver chuckled at both of you though his own voice was strained from holding back his own orgasm. Still, he encouraged, “Go on, Sendou. She wants to be filled up, dontcha, princess?”

Mind far too scrambled from dick and struggling to catch your breath, you frantically nodded, not even too sure what you were agreeing to. But you gripped onto Sendou’s bicep, desperate to ground yourself and gave him a squeeze. The pink haired boy took that as his yes. 

Ribbons of his cum filled you, warmed you up and flooded your insides. That sensation was what sent you over the edge, finally catching your final climax of the night as it felt as though you’d live forever on this cloud nine. You might as well have squirted with how strongly the orgasm hit you and the mess you made all over Oliver. The idle thought of you squirting made Oliver groan. He quickly shelved thought though as there was always next time.

With a final powerful push, the older boy followed his friend in filling you up. Spurts of his seed filled you for the last time that night and you could only moan again at the feeling of being fucked full.

Finally worn out, the three of you collapsed to the bed, limbs a tangle of sweat, spit and cum. Oliver and Sendou didn’t even bother pulling out, leaving both their dicks in you, plugging you up. Still, they whispered praise into your ears, softly caressing every inch of your body and peppering every mark they had left on you with soft kisses. Oliver might’ve been gently wiping the three of you down where the boys never pulled out but well… You were already halfway to dreamland to care anyway. 

But you were definitely looking forward to the next time.

I'm so normal about this show that I'm totally not thinking about the fact that during season 3 of Red Dwarf Lister has what seems to be a smegging ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW POSTER HUNG UP ON HIS BUNK??? THE QUEER CULT CLASSIC??? LISTER I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.

ITS 2AM I HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW I SHOULD BE ASLEEP BUT I JUST FINISHED MALEVOLENT EP 20 AND AAAAAAAA IT WAS LITERALLY PERFECT!!!! (Spoilers for ‘Malevolent’ Part 20)

THE SILLY GOOFY ENERGY BROUGHT IN BY MR. CAIN!! MORE STUFF FROM CARCOSA AND OTHER PARTS OF THE KING IN YELLOW MYTHOS! THE THING WITH LILY!! ARTHUR’S BANGER POEM! THE YELLOW GUY! THE YELLOW GUY! THE YELLOW GUY! ARTHUR AND JOHN FINALLY TRUSTING EACH OTHER AND BEING BESTEST OF BEST FRIENDS (OR MORE? IDK I THINK I CAN INTERPRET IT AS THEM BEING BESTIES?? IT WAS PRETTY GAY THO) GAHHHHH IT WAS ADORABLE! IT WAS PEAK WRITING AND I CANT WAIT TO CONTINUE ON THIS ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE FUEL OF A STORY GOD XKPLNOBTTOJBFREVOKYUAWS

Villanelle's office.

I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT BTAA CHARACTERS