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Chapter 2.7 - Happenstance
[POV: ALICE]
Alice and Miko fall through the door of their dorm room, laughing.
“Holy shit!” Miko exclaims, “I thought they were gonna catch us.”
“They were nowhere near us,” Alice chuckles, “We probably could’ve stopped running once we hit the quad.”
“So you say.” Miko walks over to the closet and starts peeling off her sweaty clothing. “I thought they were gonna beat us with their candlesticks, and I was gonna die not knowing who you were messaging on your phone.”
“You are so nosy,” Alice teases, stripping off her t-shirt. “Why do you need to know?”
“Because I am your best friend. Your confidant. Your advisor.”
“Bitch you are not my advisor!” Alice crosses her arms, “But fine, just for your own sense of peace and as a thank you for accompanying me on a dangerous mission. I have a date.”
Miko slaps her hands over her cheeks. “Ohmygosh! Tell me everything.”
“I’m telling you one thing. And I’m not using his full name because I do not want you searching for him on the internet and giving me his life story.”
Miko nods encouragingly.
“His name is Vladislaus. He’s in his final year of law school and describes himself as loyal,”— Evil and loyal, but after her outburst earlier, Alice doesn’t want Miko to worry about her ability to date someone half-decent. “He loves to argue about Tea & Treachery, so you’re saved from hearing my season two show theories.”
Miko scowls. “That is not enough information, and you know it.”
“That’s all you get,” Alice shrugs, heading for the bathroom, “I’m taking a shower.”
“Okay, hold on, missy! We have more to talk about. What’s your project now that the Secret Society is off the table?”
Alice turns and leans against the door, arching her brow. “Oh, they are not off the table. Did you see how creepy and weird that was? That’s the kind of project that catapults me into creative genius territory. And I got a whole new plan. I’m not just going watch them; I’m gonna infiltrate.”
“That is not a—”
“If you say that’s not a plan, I will scream.”
“Fine,” Miko narrows her eyes, “It’s a plan. And if you can pull it off, a good one. Which is why, despite my better judgment, I’m going to help you.”
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FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS YES YES YES!!!!
HE'LL STILL BE A C H I L D PLEASE
Signed, a lesbian.
PSA (because I know we’re all so excited for Nico but this needs to be said): YOU CANNOT PUT NICO’S IDENTITY ONTO THE SMOL BOY WHOS GOING TO PLAY HIM.
IF THE ACTOR TURNS OUT NOT TO BE GAY AS THE YEARS GO BY WE ARE GOING TO LOVE AND RESPECT HIM REGARDLESS!!
IF ANYONE IN THIS FANDOM KIT CONNORS A FRIGGIN TEN YEAR OLD I WILL FIND YOU AND RIP OUT YOUR SPINE!!!!
EVERYONE’S EXCITED FOR OUR GAY DISNEY PRINCE BUT PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE ACTOR ISN’T NICO, AND WILL HAVE HIS OWN IDENTITY THAT HE NEEDS TO FIND OUT FOR HIMSELF AND NOT SHOVED ON HIM BY A BUNCH OF RANDOM FANS THAT DON’T EVEN KNOW HIM!!!
Please I know everyone is excited but I am so scared for this kid
I’m in love with karina
the one adventure I can never have
This entire scene, she can’t look at him. But he never takes his eyes off her and that’s just—
for the love of god please listen to old users when we say this site works differently. that you can’t just sit around with a blank blog. make posts or reblog, but do something at least. this site works because we don’t have an unavoidable garbage algorithm forcefeeding us posts based on our likes. we do not need another fucking twitter, tiktok or instagram.
PLATONIC STOBIN MY BELOVED
They're being chased by a monster and yet their first instinct at hearing Dustin singing on the radio is to judge him. I love them so much.
@staff can you please turn them into crabs already
Breaking my slience because these "The Armorer is the spy! She's working with Moff Gideon!" theories are baseless and annoying and I'm tired of seeing them.
Literally the only "proof" is that Moff Gideon's helmet also has horns????
How the hell are people believing this is a fact??
She'd never betrayed her people, wtf
assortment of multifandom rp drawings
SNAPE IS A BULLY
The story of Snape and lily hits right in the heart doesn't it?
But if you look at from a real life perspective, it takes a darker turn. Let's take a look at;
- lily is a coloured friend and Snape is Caucasian
- they both are best friends
- Snape loves lily but she doesn't like him in the same way
- after getting proof of the facts she's dating some else
- in a fit of rage he calls her a racial slur/ the n-word in public
- and goes on to join the KKK
- and has a active part involving her death
- bullies Harry because of a grudge on a dead man
- in the end very few people liked him
- also snarry is gross as hell and you need revaluate some stuff if you think that could happen
Extra
- also Harry naming his son after him and albus....Nah
- cursed child is not valid
- Harry would never marry someone that looks like his mum
- his 'love' for lily was more like a obsession
- he ruined the future generations of healers and mediwitches and auors
- I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH HE IS NOT FIT TO BE A TEACHER, EVEN THOUGH HE IS A MASTER POTIONEIRE
My reaction to Snape X anyone
Im usually shy with reposts but i need this to be on my profile. Exactly as such.
(Checks profile to make sure you don't ship spamtis) ok this person deserves to live
Just two divorced parents exchanging their kid on the weekend
