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I had an idea but idk if you guys would like it.

Dnd campaign that mirrors what happens in the games kind of sort of?? Idk yet tbh.

What I do know:

Makoto is a human warrior because... yeah.

Byakuya is an elven sorcerer who is sick of everyone's shit.

Kiyotaka is a totally normal paladin with nothing to hide.

Kyoko is an elven ranger, known for her impeccable perception.

Leon is a bard. Nuff said. (I genuinely haven't thought about his role in the story too much yet tbh)

Mondo is a brutish rogue who is brooding and mysterious.

Also Junko is the big bad. She's a lich.

Anyway

Uh I haven't thought much about it but it wont leave my head and I saw other folks posting their dnd aus?

GUYS HE’S FINALLY HERE HE’S FINALLY HERE HE’S FINALLY HERE I’M SCREAMING💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💞💞💞💞💞💞💛💛💛🧡🧡🧡❤️❤️❤️💝

GUYS HE’S FINALLY HERE HE’S FINALLY HERE HE’S FINALLY HERE I’M SCREAMING💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💞💞💞💞💞💞💛💛💛🧡🧡🧡❤️❤️❤️💝

i’ve got the sudden urge for a beach day… anyone with me?

nct 2018 black on black dance practice but everytime we touch by cascada is playing

I HAD A DRAFT. OF A REQUEST. ANON I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE COULD YOU PLEASE SEND THE REQUEST AGAIN. TUMBLR IS BEING SO STUPID. I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT AND NOW IM ACTUALLY GONNA CRY.

Yessss. Yesssss 😈

Also

DESMOS HELLO??

WTH I USED YOU ALL THE TIME WHEN I WAS IN ALGEBRA 😭😭😭

WHY IS MATH SO FUCKING HARD??

LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN NAME THIS SHAPE AND TELL ME WHY ITS THAT SHAPE.

Anyways this is Jessie. He goes by he/him pronouns and is gay.

Be nice he’s sensitive

Such a beautiful big boy 😔🙏

Finals week and I am just

✨not having it✨

I'm screaming I'm crying I'm throwing up; this will be the only thing on my mind for the entirety of 2023, I'm losing my shit

yo im literally cheesin rn..

I CANT TAKE THE CUTENESS😔

I jus wanna shut my baby brain off and let big bad daddy rafey take care of me :(

oh this is sooo muñeca & sugar daddy!rafe coded …

ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐

you were entirely too emotional and high-strung — but who could blame you? with your skyrocketing hormones and mere hours that stood between your sweet papi rafe going back home to kildare, while you remained in culebra was becoming way too much for you to handle. and rafe couldn’t find it in himself to reprimand you, you’d been doing so well when it came to putting your big girl panties on and fighting back the impending waterworks that welled at your waterline, whenever it came time for rafe to go back home — you practiced!

but, unfortunately you’d lost every ounce of your resolve when your doe eyes fell on the two suitcases that sat at the edge of rafe’s bed.

sat in the middle of the plush firmness of the california king bed, your small body hiccuping with incessant cries, you curled your knees into your chest, “on-one — more — day,” you squeaked out, your jumbled words cut into choppy huffs of air as rafe pursed his lips into a tight line.

stood firmly beside the bed with his hands planted on his waist, rafe pinched the bridge of his nose with a knowing sigh, “c’mon, kid — y’been through this many times already, yeah?” met with a sharp cry from you, rafe is quick to switch into complete father-figure mode, letting out a piercing whistle, “hey! cut it out, y’gonna knock y’self out, cryin’ like that,” he scolds, his voice firm as you raise your puffy-tear stained face from your knees with a sniffle.

“quédate conmigo, please papi,” you squeak out, stretching both of your arms out in a reach towards rafe, your bottom lip all wobbly.

taking a seat at the edge of the bed, rafe opens an arm, beckoning you into his lap with a flick of his two signet-ringed fingers as you immediately and obediently crawl into his lap with a whimper, “a’ight, no more cryin’ — don’t need y’passin out on me before i go, hm?” rafe soothes, bringing his hand seamlessly clasp around the back of your neck.

nodding the side of your cherub cheek against rafe’s collarbone, you let out a breath of relief, “when d-do you come back,” you question softly, your doe eyes all sore and heavy from your earlier sobs as you quickly knuckle away the wetness at the tip of your nose.

“no … do not start that, you hear me?” rafe scolds, his free hand lightly tapping the side of your soft thigh, earning a frustrated mewl from you. squeezing your neck, rafe urges a verbal answer from you.

much to rafe’s very dismay, his corrective tone only set you off even further — you didn’t want your papi to be mad at you before he left. so, your bambi eyes were quick to well with warm tears, a warning sniffle itching at your nose as you shook your head, before heaving into rafe’s neck.

“fuck — okay, princess. hey, need y’to look at your papi now, yeah? can y’look at me — can’t look at me if y’cryin, pretty girl,” rafe coos, gently pulling your leg to straddle his hips as he pushes your face up to meet his, with a slight nudge of his shoulder. met with red and glassy eyes and flushed cheeks, rafe brings both of his hands to cradle each side of your face.

“a’ight, need y’to a good girl while m’gone, okay? y’gonna be a good girl for daddy?” rafe questions, slightly mushing your cheeks together as you huff out a wobbly breath, before licking over your swollen lips.

softly nodding in rafe’s grasp, you sniffle, “yes.”

allowing a satisfied smirk to play on his lips, rafe pulls your face down, leaning forehead against his, “good. now, i need y’to go to sleep, kid. i won’t be here when you wake up, but —”

fat tears are quick to brim your lower lash line as you whine in rafe’s grasp, “no—”

shushing you with a corrective tut, rafe pecks your lips in a silencing kiss, “shh … i always come back for you, don’t i? always call you, send you pretty presents — got you that laptop s’you can see me when y’get sad, yeah?”

with an appreciative nod, your lips brush against rafe — your papi always kept his promises, “g-going to mi-miss you,” you shudder, your voice all cracked and uneven as you stare directly into rafe’s bright baby blues, silently wishing you’d be able to make him stay just one more night.

“i know, kid,” rafe sighs, gently easing the both of you to fall back on the bed, one arm secured around your waist as he slides a free hand to the back of your head, lightly scratching at your scalp, “promise, m’gonna come back and take good care of you, yeah? s’my job to make sure m’little girl is happy,” he coos, leaving you to nod against his neck as you slowly, but surely begin to doze off.

whispering sweet nothing into your sleepy ear, rafe remains awake, until he’s one hundred percent sure that your asleep, your parted lips blowing warm air against his neck. once your breathing calmed into a steady rhythm, rafe was careful about maneuvering your drowsy body, carefully removing the small hand that rested on his face and placing it on his chest.

it was never easy for rafe to leave his girl in an island that was so far from him. he liked being in control and in the know of all moving parts in your day to day, so leaving you to fend for yourself — despite being waited in hand and foot by the hired help of the villa — rafe fought the urge to fly you to kildare altogether. you were still so wet behind the ears, so fragile and sentimental, such a transition would be way too much for your little heart to handle.

placing the pillow that sat under his head to rest in the tight hold of your arms, rafe reaches for the powder pink iphone that sits on the nightstand, placing it beside the pillow, ready for your use, the moment you woke up.

you just hoped that your papi rafe would be proud that you were awake the entire time and didn’t cry … because you practiced!

literally me because i’m scrolling on tumblr and i see a video from the movie hoard of Joseph Quinn and it literally caught me off guard

the second hand embarrassment IS REALLLLLL I TELL YOU😭😭🥲🥲

AND ITS EVERYWHERE I CANNOT ESCAPE IT

Me: What do you think the collective noun for prostitutes is?

My friend: a whored

Trying to do homework right now but the site won't load so i really can't, I've been trying for like 20 mins and I've decided to just email my teacher and hope she isn't too upset.

Update: only email works, for some reason I'm not allowed to open any documents the only thing I have done in the last 30 or so minutes is send an email, fiddle with the charger, and try open the site again and again but it just won't work :(

Pls I finished a KuboSai fic and it’s got me kicking my feet on the bed.

I made this with a bunch of dying pens that were hanging on for dear life :(

Idk what this is or why I made it but I wanna post everyday hopefully and I’m running out of stuff

Bro is it just me or does literally everyone w/ adhd get random scars/injuries and completely forget where the blooming onion they came from! Like I randomly have a cut on my cheek and I dunno if it was from when I fell a bazillion times or if I walked into a wall (btw my friend says I’m like a bird bc I always walk into walls/glass)

Someone told me this the other day, this is my post out of SPITE

(WARNING: totally unfinished, likely never will be)

TmayNT Day 2: Favorite April!

Look, I know everyone hates her…..BUT I grew up with this girlie and I love her. Tbh it’s not her fault she’s like that in the show…. I gave her a little redesign btw bc she’s so ugly 😭 look….

No thoughts.

(Note: this took 2 hours 😗)

@tmaynt for the chart!