It's Funny Because It's True - Tumblr Posts
tbh though if i were mccoy i’d be pretty fucking fed up with spock too. imagine you’re a doctor, you dedicate your life to learning how care for hundreds of different life forms and species across the galaxy, and then your wife divorces you, which leads you to enlisting as a doctor for starfleet. this is WAY outside of your comfort zone, you hate adventure and you’d rather be sittin on a porch in the sun with some sweet tea in hand and your daughter on your knee, but you ain’t got nowhere else to go, and who are you if you aren’t a doctor? you’ve dedicated your whole life and so much more to healing. so you enlist, you get assigned to a starship. not your dream job, but if there’s one thing leonard mccoy knows how to do it’s treat patients. and then THIS MEDICAL MARVEL MOTHERFUCKER comes in with his fucked up gene spliced half human half vulcan biology and the rarest most obscure blood type even among vulcans with ZERO precedent for his existence or medical baseline and also happens to be THE WORST PATIENT IN HISTORY. REFUSES to sit still and follow instructions. always making smart ass comments about your silly human emotionalism. you’ll get insane fucking readings and be like “spock i think you’re dying” and the bastard will answer with a straight face “yes. that’s just pon farr.” “can you tell me how to treat it?” “no.” and then just walks out of the fucking sickbay. you’re constantly busting your ass trying to figure out how to keep this human-alien catboy mix’n’match medical nightmare from hell alive and healthy and all you get in return is backhanded compliments from an emotionally stunted fruit. and you can’t even complain about it to your best friend because he’s too busy doodling this obstinate motherfucker’s name all over his notebook while eye-fucking him on the middle of the bridge. hell i’d be an alcoholic too.
turning this post into a gifset because this is basically canon at this point
Reflecting on Dibship Rising and Tak’s Spittlerunner in general
read fanfic once that had a tag saying daemon and rhaenyra are worse at politics than ned stark. thoughts?
well rhaenyra went to the stannis baratheon school of “i don’t have to engage in politics because The Rules said i’m going to be the king so everyone will just listen” and daemon went to the robert baratheon school of “politics is when i do whatever i want because of my monopoly on violence.” if ned’s like anyone he’s like viserys where making political decisions makes him sad so he just. doesnt
whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you
the way K-drama descriptions can be so serious like "He's caught in a political web, and he will do anything to get out"
And the most serious descriptions will actually end up being the most tender romance about true love beating the odds with a nice dash of angst and a surprisingly funny script.
or it will sound super ridiculous and off-the-wall like "After school she works at a chicken shop, until one day she meets a boy in a band who secretly collects pens and they get sent to the future."
And the craziest, most random descriptions will end up being the most heart-breaking story about separation and loss and acceptance and found family that makes you cry in episode one.
While the most cliche ones will be like "A CEO is sad about something, and a woman dreams of something more" or something super cliche,
And it will be the most melodramatic, craziest plot with amnesia and fate and archenemies.
THEY NEVER ADVERTISE THE GOOD STUFF ON THE FRONT. YOU JUST HAVE TO TRUST IT.
Roll up another joint... 🎶🎵🎶🎵
my brother is reminding me of myself
most people: yes! we can relate, it'll be good sibling bonding!
me: get this child some help RIGHT NOW
is it bad that with every passing minute i become more and more like tori spring
i made a really bad tori phone wallpaper.
me rereading solitaire for the 10th time, knowing full well i don't have the mental stability for it:
if a solitaire movie never gets made i WILL jump off of a burning building, no matter how many micheal holdens are trying to stop me.
TORI SPRING: SOLITAIRE
"I think you should know that I make up a lot of stuff in my head and then get sad about it." Tori Spring, played by Jenny Walser
isn't it funny how i always want to die in the middle of the night?
Was watching a great movie called Anonymous (2011) https://youtu.be/uBmnkk0QW3Q and in one of the scenes the man who supposedly had been the real writer of the plays by Shakespeare talks about what all authors/creators go through…and it is very true!
guanyin temple is so funny to me as like, a finale to a show. cql literally just shoves every major character who’s still alive into a room and has them air out pretty much all of their drama and a significant proportion of their psychological issues for three straight episodes of collective emotional breakdown. it’s not even really about the main characters who are mostly just kind of... there. i’m obsessed with it