It's Not Even Funny Anymore - Tumblr Posts
It's floor time, friends
older boyfriend!ghost headcannons
older boyfriend!ghost who's a huge tease. he adores humilating and taunting you, watching his pretty college girl turn into a desperate mess in a matter of minutes due to his actions.
“already drippin', huh, baby?”
older boyfriend!ghost who refuses to take your virginity despite fantasing about it. of course, he won't allow anyone else to take his pretty girl's virginity... you belong to him, but he just has to make sure this is what you want.
sat on one of his huge, muscular thighs, rubbing your clothed cunt back and forth against the material of his blue jeans, babbling and crying into his shirt due to the overstimulation and friction against your sensitive clit. one hand on the small of your back, guiding you through it while he smokes one of his cigarettes. burning and lit, a grey smoke cloud seeping from the nicotine stick.
“ain't'cha jus' so needy, yeah? can't be takin' that virginity, gotta prove yourself t'me...” he tuts, gripping your hip tightly and groaning out, feeling the sensation of your pulsing cunny against his thigh.
it doesn't take a lot to get you moaning and shuddering, panting for his attention and presenting yourself to him by spreading your folds, letting him admire your sopping pussy while stroking his veiny, huge cock! god, you're a mess; breathless and panting, whining for just an inch, just the tip.
older boyfriend!ghost who finally takes your virginity after edging you for weeks on end. multiple pairs of panties ruined from your stained arousal, your slick running down your thighs while he ruts and pounds into you relentlessly – a cruel and brutal man slamming into you with an unforgiving pace, a smirk stained onto his face.
“this is what ya' wanted..” simon groans out through grunts and growls, his leaking, thick tip seeping out potent seed into your wet cunt while you remain limp and numb beneath him.
your hair a mess and your cheeks raw from sobbing, shaking nervously while rubbing your clit, creaming around his thick, meaty girth and gripping the side of the couch for support while he chuckles and rubs the head of his veiny dick back and forth against your wet clit.
literally everything I see reminds me of her (her being George R.R. Martin’s incomplete septology A Song of Ice and Fire)
I'm sick of their shit too.
"Omigod, I have depression, I'm so quirky."
"I listen to Billie Eilish or some other edgy music artist and I have depression."
I hate those kinds of people. They think mental illnesses are just something to be proud of, like some accessory, and it's not. I have mental illnesses and I hate it when I hear someone say that shit above. You are fine and healthy and are living the best life you can. Don't be stupid and make it harder on yourself.
Therapy? Money? Nah bitch I got no mental illness or trauma, but sometimes I feel like I need to, internet (specifically tik tok) has glorified mental illness and trauma so much that I have the twisted idea that I need one of these things to be interesting, if I don't then i will be rejected and treated as basic and normal, and I don't even wanna be normal anymore because at this point it's an insult. My personality needs to be depression and I have to have a shit life because if I don't then I'm not interesting and not liked. Even if I did have a mental illness I'll feel like I'm making it up for attention. I just want everyone to stop. I want everyone to stop making horrible things like trauma and mental illness a personality trait. I want to please the people around me and the only way to do that is to be a miserable person.
Sometimes I forget how important it is to me to live in am environment I have already adapted too. Fortunately for this post but unfortunately for my body I went to guatemala for a vacation. I'm gonna be here for two weeks. Weeks one is over. I had wonderful experiences and a damn good time at my brothers wedding. The thing I have realised is, that everytime I move to a new location I am just hurting myself. In the physical sense. When I shaved the night before the wedding a shaved a patch of shin of. When I was dancing I basically rubbed of a part of skin from my left toe due to the high heels I was wearing bc I refused to take them of because my dress was to long and I didn't want to destroy it. That was expensive goddamn it! (that one was kind of my fault but when I wanted to change my shoes I realised I forgot my socks so I couldn't have used them anyway (a very nice Woman that was a few years older than me gave me a pair of socks when we were about to leave. She bought a whole pack on her way to the venue bc she too, forgot her socks)). When I went and had my nails done for the wedding my thigh hit the table while getting up and now I have a bruise as big as my JBL in ear buds case. I managed to stub my toe so hard that it swelled so that I can't really move it anymore. It also turned this shade of purple that I would love for an eye shadow but not really on my toe. At least it was the tiny one so it's not really bothering me. And my countless mosquito bites and other insignificant smaller bruises get an honorary mention. All in all I look like I'm facing abuse but no, I'm just clumsy and I'm not used to this house nor the environment.
Why tf do I keep transfem-ifying my blorbos
so I have an exam the day after tomorrow and I just learned something about myself
I'm rly fucking stupid about managing time
LANDO NORRIS on THIS MORNING
really REALLY soft!dom wonwoo eating you out after a stressful day... yeah
babe look, it's pussy drunk! wonwoo's comeback!!
soft dom! wonwoo who frowns at your unusual behavior when you come back home. he comfortingly hugs you when you mention your stressful day. he offers to help you relax and tells you that he'll take care of dinner and other stuff.
soft dom! wonwoo who massages your shoulders and back to relieve the tension. his fingers work into your muscles, bringing relief and pleasure. and you can't help your mind wandering, thinking how good his hands would feel as he massages your inner thigh while his tongue is pressed up against your cunt.
soft dom! wonwoo who complies to your wishes, spreading your legs open as he presses soft kisses to your thighs. he smile softly at you from between your legs, asking you to relax and to let him make you feel good. his fingers gently dig into the flesh of your thighs and you feel his warm tongue, licking up a stripe on your cunt.
soft dom! wonwoo whose lips feel so soft and gentle against your heat. he sucks on your clit, playing with it to bring you the utmost pleasure. but it so easy to get lost in your taste that he forgets to be gentle once or twice. then he presses kisses on your folds, softly apologising. “sorry, doll. y’taste so good,”
soft dom! wonwoo who noses your clit, burying his face deeper into your cunt. your breathy moans and whimpers cause his dick to throb inside his boxers and a wet patch of precum forms on it. he rubs at the sensitive bundle of nerves, loving the way your legs tremble around him.
soft dom! wonwoo who fingers you, curling his digits against that spot while licking your folds and nosing at your clit. he whispers praises while maintaining eye contact with you, softly smiling at the effect it has on you. the orgasm soon shudders through you, leaving you trembling and whimpering.
“you’re so good for me, love.” “so, so pretty.”
soft dom! wonwoo who continues to lick up all your fluids, unintentionally overstimulating you. for which he apologises as well, pressing a kiss to your clit. he pulls away, looking at your dazed state. kissing your thighs again, he pulls you into his embrace, helping you recover. he shakes his head when you thank him, telling that it's duty as your lover to make you feel better.
“you deserve this, baby. and i’m glad that i’m the one who’s providing it to you.”
PLEASE put on a spiderman costume and spiderman kiss me PLEASE ILL PAY ILL DO ANYTHING PLEASE PUT ON THE SPIDERMAN SUIT
Usually it’s video games instead of music but this is pretty much accurate hehe
THEY NEED TO GET OUT OF MY BRAIN I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS ANY LONGER ‼️