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apologies for mine lack of content on this fine summer's day. i was simply enjoying the orchestra of wildlife beyond mine window, with it's quartet of sparrows and whispering woods... followed by an accompaniment of pure verona heat.

i saw friar lawrence wander off into the forest with a wicker basket in hand, and i fear he hath returned to pillage the bush berries once more. my mother hath allowed him to proceed with his foraging on accounts he bring us some of his bounty for when he is finished. we make blackberry pie ❤️

good morrow, verona! it hath been decided that me and my house shall be gracing the local bostonian pizza for some fine dining! tybalt, now released from his grounding, will also be attending. i just pray he squabbles not with my father. ❤️😁

i posted on ao3 :))

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37574920

summary: As she is getting ready for the party, Juliet reflects upon her mother and the possibility of being married to Paris. 

good morrow 🫡

lady capulet just fucking sneered at me at the market. t'was because I hurt her precious little nephew's feelings with my witty jokes, methinks 🤔 oh well. she should remember how he ruined their party with his whining, only because bromeo joined and ate some bread rolls. how canst thou not make fun of a person who doeth that????

Moms who serve cunt

Two bad bitches waiting for their husbands to die

Still thinking about her (Rómeó és Júlia)

Day 2: having relations with your mom lol

Alternatively: Capulet milf lover #1