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Lego batjokes time!
gawd i love the show so much i watch that movie like weeks ago
and joker is just so adorable and want joker to notice batman and i love them being frenemies with joker and batman
and I SHIP THEM SO MUCH IM REALLY A FAN FROM BATJOKES HAHAHA
Lego Batman is just Danny's toys
So! It's a basic AU where Danny is De-Aged and sent to Gotham to be raised by Bruce Wayne. Of course he's still a kid, so he has toys. And his Favorites are Legos.
He takes a bunch of Lego's and makes a mini recreation of Gotham, and then starts playing with a Batman Lego Figure and makes up a bunch of fun adventures for Lego Batman to be in.
Unfortunately, he didn't realize that he was unconsciously infusing his Lego Pieces with Ectoplasm. And he didn't notice when the Pieces started moving and talking on their own.
...
Bruce is...confused.
Originally, he had walked into his youngest son's room to say hi, but when he found the ground littered with all of his toys he decided to help Alfred a little by cleaning it up himself.
But when he picked up the little Batman Figure, it spoke to him.
"Hey! Put me down you inconveniencably gigantic fleshy version of me!" Said a Tiny but gravelly voice.
"Uh, who are you?" Asked Bruce
"Uh, are you blind Giant man? I'm The Batman!!!" Said the mini figure, "Now out me down or I'll use my insane muscles to clobber you!"
"Well this is weird..." Said Bruce, "I should call Constantine, see what he thinks of this."
"I warned you!" Screamed the mini figure, before it karate chopped his Fingers. For some reason it actually hurt a lot, and Bruce dropped the figure.
It then ran away from him, and under the door. "You'll never Catch, THE BATMAN!!!" It shouted as it escaped into the Manor.
This may be a problem...
people who hate The lego Batman movie dni /hj
Joker kidnaps Jason, Harley takes him around town getting treats and toys and just generally babysitting, while joker tries to convince Batman that Jason is dead, how, I don't know, but apparently he's dead ( not really though), eventually Jason is returned and b man is relieved but won't let him keep all the things he got from Harley and that's the grudge he holds
Lego Batman Movie fans, once Dick ages out of being Robin and Jason Todd has taken up the mantle, what do you think would happen to Jason?
Bc like,,, he wouldn’t die like most Jasons do. Lego Joker put a parachute on a random pilot before throwing him out a plane so that he didn’t just plummet to his death, he absolutely does not have it in him to kill a child.
So what do y’all think would happen to Lego Jason? What would he do with his life without the motivation to become murder man Red Hood? Do think he’d just become a less angry, family-friendly Red Hood without the grudge against Batman?
I personally think it would be funny if he still had a massive grudge against Bruce except it was for a really petty reason, like one time Batman refused to get him McDonalds for dinner because Alfred was making food at home. He was 8 at the time. It’s been 12 years since then. He’s still mad.
The only way I can describe how I feel about the Lego Batman movie is that I wanna bite it /pos
I think at this point anyone who's seen my blog knows who popped into my head
his scrunkly vibes and plinko personality have captivated me
Wouldn't want to be anything else
I’m a lot like ✨the Joker✨
from the movie, ✨LEGO Batman✨
Rewatching lego batman movie, big punch-in-the-gut reminder of how unbelievably gay this movie is aksjsjs
watching the only Batman media that matters
join me as i watch the lego batman movie for the first time (yes i’m late but fuck you)
JOKER I LOVE YOU
why did i recognize the calendar man bc of starkid-
“but all i’m getting is this hold music!i love it” YES
the joker is gay say it with me
wiat why do we give a ahit about the mayor
OH AHIT ITS BRUCE WAYNE-I MEAN BATMAN
“always bet on black”-batman whilst wearing a blonde wig,not surprised tbh
WHY IS BATMAN AND THE JOKER SO GAY
LIKE THE WHOLE “i’m fine with you fighting other people but-“ THEYRE BOYFRIENDS
“are you saying there nothing special about our relationship” JESUS CHRIST THEYRE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT
petition to have superhero movies all be lego
j bird is my official name for the joker now
“batman doenst do ships” bitch tell that to your fandom
“there is no us” “batman and joker are not a thing “ THE WAY THE JOKER SHAKES HIS HEAD AND TEARS UP
GIVE THIS CRIMINAL A HUG
“i don’t need you” HE NEEDS YOU THO BATS ,WHY ARE YOU BREAKING UO WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND
“you mean nothing to me” JOKERS LIPS QUIVERING IM GONNA CRY HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH
i’m 12 minutes in i-
i like to think that while everyone is praising batman joker is crying to taylor swift
“i love you more than my kids “ i didn’t know my parents were in this movie
why did i think when he asked where the orphanage was that he was gonna either set it on fire or beat up the orphans-
IS THAT ROBIN
“take care of your abs” gonna write that on my wall
aw the kid with the glasses that i think is robin didn’t get anything but still loves the rich asshole
“what’s the password “ “iron man sucks” THEY WENT THERE AND I LOVE THEM FOR THAT
i mean i agree
did he pull that out is his pocket??
is he wearing a fucking THONG
why is the lighting so good it’s a fucking lego movie
ok but the silence after the loud atmosphere to show his loneliness is so good and smart??
is he laughing at what i think is a sad scene
batman honey you can take off your mask y’know
like you’re at your house you can be yourself
hes talking to his parents aw
DID HE KICK ALFRED INTO THE FUCKING PIANO BY ACCIDENT??
JESUS CHRIST THAT GIVES ME A BIGGER REASON TO BE AFRAID OF HIM
why is this so fuxking meta i love it
“don’t you think it’s time to face your greatest fear?” ”snakes?” “ no” “clowns?” “no”
batman how are you afraid of your boyfriend
SNAKE CLOWNS OML
“nope now it’s snake clowns bc you put that idea in my head” same
“you’re gonna have a great time!” “nonono” “you might meet some new people “ “nonono” “you could even make some new friends!” “nONONONONONONO-“ why is this me
did he beatbox no
OML TUXEDO DRESSING PARTY
the only party i wnat to go to honestly
why do all of his tuxedos really suck
“superman gets it,why can’t batman” *sinks into his chair* your honour give him a hug
“you deserve better than batman” HARLEY BE SPEAKING FACTS
joker is so upset
joker would like olivia rodrigo and blast good 4 u and favorite crime CHANGE MY MF MIND
WHY IS VOLDY THERE
oh god what’s his idea
“he’s the greatest orphan of all time!” why is he actually right
in every batman movie we see his parents die
he’s become an orphan so many times it’s ridiculous
“i’m just so jazzed to meet you”
JAZZED??
oml bruce just said it
robin with eyeliner oml
BRUCE YOU HAVE A BF WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT
ok she’s badass
IS THE JOKER ACTUALLY SURRENDERING WAIT
“apapapapapapa” “you run and i catch you” theyre boyfriends carol
“you were right.there is no us” in any other movie this would be an emotional scene but in this movie it’s a VERY EMOTIONAL scene
but joker is right
his plans often have a back up taht is literally him getting captured so why not just surrender
is he actually saying blink
why do i love him and kinda relate to him
“i just wanna go to arkham and pay for all my crimes” bitch who are you trying to fool
still love him
“BLINK BLINK BLINK BLINK BLINK BLINK-“
joker is an anime girl confirmed
“i’m of the menu! you won’t get to fight *this* anymore” is he calling himself a snack
“riddle me this!WHAT JUST HAPPENED” i love the riddler
OK WIAT EVERYTHING WHEN DARK BC NOTHING MATTERS TO HIM BUT THE POLICE CAR WITH THE JOKER AND JOKER HIMSELF ARE STILL COLORFUL
DO I SENSE THAT BATMAN ACTUALLY DOES LOVE JOKER BUT SIMPLY JUST IS IN DEEP DENIAL HMM??
“no more crime!” are they actually that stupid? do they really think that all crime is over? even though someone new could spawn ??
aw the soft music when it shows robin being adorable and bruce realizing he has to raise him is actually so wholesome
“and i must say,i’ve grown rather fond of the young lad” same alfred,same
he’s saying hello to the table protect this angel at all costs
“i’ve always wanted one of those” can i give him a hug
i love robin sm
“don’t call me dad” “okay papa”
HE CALLED HIM DAD AND BATMAN DIDNT OBJECT TO IT IM GONNA CRY
he’s proud of him i’m actually going to cry
DAMMIT YOU RUINED IT
harley is such a queen
JESUS THEY ACTUALLY BROUGHT ALL THE VILLAINS I
VOLDYS HERE
“with an eye for jewellery” y e s
NO SHIT THEYRE POWERFUL
“ask your nerd friends” what if you are the nerd friend
“actually this is pretty terrifying bat-dad” i love him so fucking much
“where’s homeboys bat cave” i wnat this on my wall
“are you trying to tell me bruce wayne is batman
‘s roommate?” I LOVE THIS SM
“i’m rubbing my butt all over your stuff” “we’re gonna have to rename this the butt-mobile” why is he like this
YES ALFRED JOIN THEM
unironically alfred is such a fucking badass
them dissing suicide squad i love it
bitvh there was an entire trilogy to destroy sauron you do not have time to destroy it NOW
his autopilot oml
HE CALLED ALFRED GRANDPA IM GONNA CRY
“endgame is the biggest crossover” what’s THIS THEN HMM
NO
NO ALFRED CANT DIE
oh thank gods
alfreda british insults are iconic
“have you realized you have never said the words i hate you joker?”
mf they’re not even trying to hide it are they
WHY IS THIS SO GAY
LIKE WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT
THEYRE CHEERING FOR THEM SAME
they’re all invited to the wedding
“i’m not gonna be part of a one sided relationship any longer!” OH STRAIGHT UP JUST SAYING-OK GOT IT
harley and joker being gay best friends is what we deserved all this time
ok that light bitch is speaking facts
batman ,while not being a bad guy,he really isn’t great either
HIM TAKING THE NIGHTWING SUIT YES
him and robin bonding in their own way aw <3
THE CLASSIC FIGHT SOUND AFFECTS YES
“winguediam leviosHUT UP!” love that
“GET OFF MY PADRE” YOU TELL EM DICK
“the most powerful weapon at all,shredded abs”
“if there’s no gotham,then i’ll never get to fight you again “ he really knows how to change his mind huh
HIM LISTING ALL THE TJONGS THE JOKER IS THE REASON FOR IS ODDLY TOUCHING??
“and if it wasn’t for you,i never would have learned how connected i am with all these people.
and you”
brb gonna go SOB
“you’ll help me save us” theyre in love
“you just said us”
y’all
why do i have a new ship
“you had me at shut up” YES
my new wallpaper
then having to take off their hairs to connect is actually a fun detail
eXCUSE ME THAT IS *VERY* CLOSE
HE SAID THAT HE HATES HIM AWW
“i hate you too” “i hate you more” “i hate you the most” “i hate you forever” GET A ROOM
NO BATMAN STAY WITH YOUR BF AND SON
“my two dads are the same dad! but they’re both leaving…” i’m gonna cry
ok bruce talking about how losing people is part of life and how you need to let people in no matter what is just so meaningful and i love this sm
THANK YOU FOR SAYING PLATONIC
NO HE HAS TO SAY WITH HIS SON PLS NO
THEYRE HUGGING
NO YOURE GONNA CRY SHUT UP
all of the villains watching him ascend oml
DID HE GET REJECTED YAY
THEYRE ALL BONDING YES
“holy family photo batman we did it!” YES
him calling him dad yes
the credits YES
alfred playing the guitar >>
“i really hope this thing wasn’t recording “ oh boy do i have some news
NOOO ITS OVER WHYYY
Тhey discuss their crashes.
I'm really in love with dc now tbh 👏🏻 and since Halloween is getting closer I thought it was a good moment to finally start warming up to make halloween specials ✨
@jokin-around way of drawing Batman and Joker is just amazing and mainly because of their stunning work I got inspired to make this halloween piece (which I'm really proud of🎉🤡)
Uhhhh I literally cannot even explain this tbh.....boyfriends tho ☺☺(DO NOT STEAL)