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Dudes I was looking at my Spotify Wrapped and-

What

What the fuck?

p!atd isn't even my favourite band lmao

Lol I don't know what to think of this

Omg 😲 he have a biggest brain, he's so smart!!!👌🏽

Science: I have da big brain!

how is it homophobic to vote and ship drarry wtf?

Princess Kenny: It's dangerous to go alone, take this. It will bring you luck on your next quest!

+1 Tiny Butters Friend

[Open Inventory]

Tiny Butters Friend]] Stats》 +70 shield, +200 Charisma, +300 Cuteness, +600 Health, +9999999 Luck, +92748827388173882648 Happiness

[You head off to your next quest with item Tiny Butters Friend equipped on your left shoulder]

-Kenny M.

my girl Mhye chillin’ after a fresh new years molt and enjoying an after-shower grape treat.

go on, report me: “wrote gay stories to help with mental health.” how perverted. how revolting! you shan’t be happy when creating art!!

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

Bro wants to know my location

Lmao my med student sister would have heart attack if she saw this (pun intended) edit: I just noticed the squishy bit lmfao

I just found the absolute WORST diagram of the human heart. It is an affront to science.

I just find this so funny. It’s basically just…

“If a fire is happening, don’t use the stairs. Just jump through a window and hope and pray to some higher deity or to the universe that you’ll somehow live!”

“Don’t use the elevator! Just wingardium leviosa yourself down to the ground!”

“Here, how about you throw yourself out of the building and die instead of inhaling smoke that’ll suffocate you/burning to death.”

I mean, that’s one way to get yourself out of that situation… YOU HEARD THEM KIDS, IT’S TIME TO LEARN HOW TO FLY!

Jesus Christ all I want to know is what ratio of sugar to cinnamon to use holy shit

“What the.....?”

“AAAAYYYYYYY OH THNX NOTCH!!”

"Cannabolism is a weird way to sell cereal."

-Me watching a Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercial

Lol!

“Ah, General Kenobi!” 

“Your pornbots will make a fine addition to my collection.”

WAIT IS THIS AN ACTUAL THING HAPPENING ALL OVER??!!!

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

I love how ironically the baki fandom on tik tok and here on tumblr contrast each other

Anyway, this is for the entire fandom on tumblr, damn, I love you so much and every contribution you give to the fandom:

Guys.... Has it.... Has it ever rained in a One Piece episode??

Like..... Bruh

How do I not remember a single raining scene.

And I mean real rain btw

Damn even scott wants to kick ike....