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It's too late to have a life. He's already here.
Which one is the legendary slime?
Yet...
"But Rhaven i thought you said that mask thing was welded, grown into, and basically part of his face" Listen. I just want to draw my ugly man and his not-nose
She has such beautiful thoughts, if only they knew.
The thoughts out loud that nobody hears
Chris looked outside at the chaos below in search of its cause. Whatever presented itself here was big… really big. Like BIG, BIG.
Well, it was a good thing his thong was tiny. Perhaps it might help balance things out. Gay fashion always did thrive on size differences and exaggerated proportions.
Whatever it was, it was what it was, and what that was Chris didn’t know.
The people below sure seemed pretty clued in tho…
What Chris needed was more back up …but could he wear more than one thong? The thought consumed him. This second thong thing was a first.
Wait …no. No it wasn’t. He and his equally hot boyfriend Brad did that all the time when dancing. More layers meant more tips as they poured in every time something was taken off. So then what the f was this whole fiasco below all about?!?
Chris found himself more frustrated than ever. He was either at the cusp of figuring it out or really really horny and just not aware of its manifestation…
Well… In a stroke of luck, the whole thing blew over a few minutes later when Brad came in the room. He was already stirred up by some random exhibitionist that was live streaming and didn’t know it. Brad almost felt bad for the guy but he was just too hot to let that in.
Chris wouldn’t make the connection until catching himself on the balcony webcam grilling extra plump double jumbo hot dogs on their balcony wearing the same vintage blue Body Aware thong the following St Patrick’s Day.
You know, if it wasn’t for the local dry cleaners to take their lunch at the only time Chris could go by punctuated by a deep disdain for getting pinched, Chris may have never figured it out.
I asked my mom which member of the fellowship would be the best dancer and she said, without hesitation, "Boromir."
Looks like I just discovered my new favorite lotr headcannon.
GUYS HELP ME I CANT FUCKING TELL IF IM ACTUALLY A TRANS MAN OR IF IM JUST A HE/HIM GIRL WHAT THE FUCK IM SO I CANT DO THIS BRUV WHAT
What do we believe? There's a better life waiting for us. Who? Somebody else. Where? Somewhere else.
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