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Uthar Wynn/Yuthura Ban: Darth Malak'll kill me when he knows I didn't capture you and just let you go...

Revan: Malak's far away from here. But I'm here... Right now!

Revan to Malak and Bastila on the Leviathan: Wow! Your actions make me seem almost like a nice person!

Dream apologists (derogatory) /dsmp

If somebody yells "shut the fuck up" at you it's fine if you pull a gun on them or break their nose. Nobody gets to say that shit, fuck that.

#you tell 'em girl

take my hand?

wanna hear something funny?... Pepsi made a k-pop band.

Just found out my school was in lockdown earlier because. 1. a murder suspect was at the nearby lake and 2.some one stole and crashed a car

A tragedy, I had to add 'Rizz' to my personal dictionary because I had to right the word seven times in a book, and it kept autocorrecting to the cracker brand.

Me and my bf never fight bc once we get that mad we just go feral and fuck like crazy until we're no longer mad

Don't buy stuff with random credit cards kids. Remember online fraud is a crime. Which could make you spend up to five years in the house. Even though the person might deserve it, don't do it. Jail isn't a joke nor is it fun. Stay safe out there kids!

🌠The more you know🌠

So my brother is a witch I think??

Spoilers below the cut, apologies for last post (I swear I’ve got it this time)

Ok, so to explain, there’s something that’s happened to my brother 3 times now, all around Good Omens S2- the First thing he ever said being “Yeah we’re never getting a second season for Good Omens. There’s no more book, so there’s nothing there”. This was before the release date was announced, and we both genuinely had no clue that Neil had already been talking about/releasing information about S2 beforehand. Still, we both found out just a few days after this was said, much to our delights (and my smugness).

A few weeks later, we’re in a bit of a fever discussing ideas of what’s going to happen this season. It was mid-June (you might be able to see where I’m going with this) and we didn’t have a lot of material to go off of yet, so it was a lot of hypotheticals. Then my brother gets into his Ineffable Husbands rant, and while we both agreed on getting ‘something’ from this season (based on Neil’s ‘quiet, gentle, and romantic’ comments), my brother was VERY insistent on “We’re probably not getting anything very like- explicit. Like probably not even a kiss or anything.”

Not even 10 minutes later— news article from Google while searching for Good Omens content: it’s about EVERY and includes a link to a tweet of the image. I proceed to grow a shit-eating grin as I look my brother in the eyes and say “Hey, guess what?”

So that’s the Second instance.

Finally, today had been slow for new content and we were in another tangent. Something about the Muriel image we got today got me thinking back to Neil’s mention of the beginning of the show. I debated with my brother, and eventually he winded up saying basically, “We know we’re not getting anything about like- angel Crowley though (not referring to his hysterically terrible disguise), like I’m pretty sure I saw somewhere Neil said he never thought about it.”

It’s not even evening yet, and I’m still reeling over that article with Michael Sheen just outright telling us that not only will we get a NEW first interaction between Aziraphale and Crowley, but it’s all PRE-FALL. So, yes, I once again got to stare smugly at my brother while he seethed over being wrong (or maybe right?) once again.

Therefore, I have Three Times on record that my brother said something he was so stubbornly sure would NOT happen, all related to Good Omens, and each time he was both proven wrong almost immediately, and proven to possibly be an anti-witch of prophecy. A reverse prophet? Idfk what to call it, but I’m starting to question how this keeps happening. Please, to those willing to read this, I want to know if you have any suggestions for my brother. Because if I show him this, he might see what you said and think “Oh well that definitely won’t happen” much to our delights. Or maybe horrors. We’ll see.

guy's jerma is actually a horrible guy