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Thor: Why is Loki carrying around a potted plant? Val: He asked too many stupid questions today so I'm making him carry that to make up for all the oxygen he wasted.

Thor: Loki, you need to react when people cry!

Loki: I did. I rolled my eyes.

Thor: Loki, why is your selfie taped to the top of the Christmas tree

loki:

loki: Because I’m a star

Thor: you remind me of the ocean

Loki: explain

Thor: so fucking salty

“Listen, Loki. You’re going to go through life thinking that people don’t like you because you’re a frost giant. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.”

-Thor

Thor: Were you sleeping with your knife?

Loki: Some people have stuffed animals. Others have knives.

Bruce mutters under his breath:

Thor: Did you hear that? It sounded like...despair.

Loki: It’s probably me.

Thor: No, no, not bitterness. Despair.

Loki: *loses Thor in a crowd*

Loki: Finally