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Thor: Were you sleeping with your knife?
Loki: Some people have stuffed animals. Others have knives.
thor: *moves to hug loki*
loki: *steps aside*
thor: why did you move?
loki: i thought you were going to attack me
thor: i was going to hug you
loki: why would you hug me?
thor: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU
loki: mother, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly
thor from the bottom bunk: i can hear you
thor: is it just me, or do all of your plans involve some horrible web of lies?
loki, lying: it’s just you
thor: hold on! i'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures
bruce: what?
loki: an idea. he’s having an idea
thor: guess what i’m about to get
loki: on my nerves
thor: you’re supposed to be dead!
loki: i get that a lot, actually
thor: you tricked me!
loki: i deceived you. ‘trick’ makes it sound like we have a friendly relationship