Npmd Richie - Tumblr Posts
A little art drop of my Hatchetfield OC Kit :3
“And that’s exactly why you’re not waifu material”
“Richie, I’m giving you three exact seconds to bleach my ears and brain, before I’m shoving your anime figures up your ass”
“Thought you said you had stamina??”
“Shut it, Max.”
Have this stupid doodle inspired by this little meme I found on Pinterest
A/N: so like.. I haven’t written anything in ages and if I do write something, it’ll probs be something with Kit :3 it’s my first time writing Richie, too, so I hope I did an alright job :)
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“Richie, I need you to shut up before I stab a pencil in my ears and drive the broken halves into my brain. Please to god: stop.” Kit grumbled. She was clearly annoyed as she looked at Richie who was seated across from her, her lower eyelid twitching a little.
Richie, the little nerdy tyke that he is, just goes on rambling about some new and, what seemed like, rather porny new anime he was watching. Kit had, out of curiosity, watched an episode with him and was now unable to get him to stop babbling about it to her. It was getting annoying, to be honest. “But Kit!” Richie complained, sounding hella whiny to Kit. “There’s no way that you’re not at least a little interested! I thought you said you liked girls??”
“Yeah, I do, but not the big-boobed girls in an anime called fucking Bikini Warriors. I disliked it the moment the first half-naked lady came on. I like boobs, not the ones that are made for fan-service, you fucking weeb.” Kit retorted, crossing her arms over her chest.
“Well, you’re big-boobed-“
“SHUT THE FUCK UP, SHITLIPS!”
Drawing Richie rn and took a closer look at Matteson’s costume
At first I thought the long sleeves were a shirt, then I realised that the sleeves are too thick for that. That’s a fucking sweater. So:
White T-shirt, BLACK jumpshirt, shortsleeved floral blouse, body warmer/vest thing, denim or at least thick-looking shorts, long socks and shoes.
He was in that for approx an hour. He must’ve been fighting for his damn life
On a side note, I’m giggling too much over this stupid doodle
Chat, I’m starting to like this little man more and more
ello! i would like to see the nerds slowly going insane as richie explains the plot of an anime to them
he just keeps talking
I’m feeling very upset rn (your art is delicious I’m just very sad about them)
“I’m scared.”
Wooooooo I love Nerdy Prudes Must Die so goddamn much and of course Richie is my favorite character because as I’ve said before I LOVE JON MATTESON so yeah :D
(I really love how the colors contrast on this one, I tried making them both very blue and red while not causing any eye strain so hopefully that translated)
Ummmm reblogging my own art because thats a thing people do sometimes I thinks :)
Wooooooo I love Nerdy Prudes Must Die so goddamn much and of course Richie is my favorite character because as I’ve said before I LOVE JON MATTESON so yeah :D
(I really love how the colors contrast on this one, I tried making them both very blue and red while not causing any eye strain so hopefully that translated)
i have been hearing this song all over the place so of course i have to get npmd involved
Standing in the yard, dressed like a kid
a younger richie & max stand together hand in hand, theres a bandaid on max's face that richie insisted he put on a small scratch. they're watching fireflies flit about, & they're so sure they'll be friends forever
The house is white and the lawn is dead
they're older now. max is scared, so he's mean. the house he lives in is white. his dad is mean. no, he's downright cruel. richie doesn't even want to look at him anymore. their friendship is dead.
The lawn is dead, the lawn is dead
they're dead. max misses richie even if he won't admit it. they're dead. richie misses the times from before. they miss each other. they're dead.
(song is half return by adrianne lenker)
I'll finish it later, but the line-up of them is here!