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1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #19

*Diavolo checking on MC after the first week of RAD*

Diavolo: How’s the exchange program going? 

MC: Terrible. I want to stab everybody here. 

Diavolo: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes. 

MC: …you shouldn’t be condoning this. 

Diavolo: Don’t tell me how to live my life.


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1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #25

Diavolo: Lucifer, why are you holding MC like that?

Lucifer, holding MC in the air: MC just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain them from putting a light bulb in their mouth.


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