Shall We Date Diavolo - Tumblr Posts
Lucifer: you can’t just tell Diavolo that your ‘tiny human body is about to give out from stress’ every time you don’t want to do something
Lucifer: he came to me crying yesterday thinking he killed you because you said you were dying when he didn’t give you the last of his pastries
MC: i can feel my soul slipping away it will only stay if you give me 300k in cash 🫡
After the initial shock and sadness of the brothers realizing that MC will die one day; I think i’d be funny if MC jokes about and and uses it as leverage occasionally.
Lucifer: MC your grades are horrible you need to work on the assignments that have been given to you
MC: i’m going to die one day and you’re going to be sad about all of the times i could have been happy and yet you made me do schoolwork instead
Like MC being an absolute menace would be so fucking funny to me
i just know some of yall would get in killed in the devildom for making dialuci edits
obey me NB lesson 41 spoilers
love how everyone’s having a touchy feels moment and then dia’s just like “damn this is so emotional….anyways it’s party time ‼️‼️”
LMAO???
*SMACK*
Why it so shiny tho-
All that stress from paperwork and royal duties can cause hair loss
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #5
Diavolo: What are you talking about MC? You love it here!
MC: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #19
*Diavolo checking on MC after the first week of RAD*
Diavolo: How’s the exchange program going?
MC: Terrible. I want to stab everybody here.
Diavolo: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.
MC: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.
Diavolo: Don’t tell me how to live my life.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #25
Diavolo: Lucifer, why are you holding MC like that?
Lucifer, holding MC in the air: MC just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain them from putting a light bulb in their mouth.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #67
Diavolo: MC is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life! Barbatos: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!
General Obey me headcannons
As per the poll this is what was picked. Sorry for this taking so long!
Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, Luke (PLATONIC), Solomon
CW: None
Theme: General Headcannons (both romantic and platonic on lukes end)
Reader: Gender Neutral
A/U: none
Premise: What it's like dating the Obey me cast
THIS IS SFW!
LUCIFER
Lucifer was reluctant to share his feelings for you on account of having to much pride
So you had to be the one to confess
You will never forget the priceless face he had on when you told him
His cheeks were pink and he was avoiding any and all eye contact
He did reciprocate your feelings however
Lucifer tries to keep your relationship a secret from the public eye because one he doesn't want to be endlessly teased by his brothers and two he doesn't want you to get hurt or threatened because of some jealous demon
His brothers do find out however, but mostly respect keeping it a family secret
Except Mammon
He can't seem to keep his mouth shut, so every time he's close to mentioning it Lucifer gives him a quick side eye
Shuts Mammon up real quick
Lucifer loves to have secret dates when he's done with work
They mostly are in the forests or small picnics around small parks
Whenever he is working late at his desk, he'll have you sit in his lap and cuddle him until you fall asleep
He has a soft spot for when you gently play with his hair
He'll hold your pinkie while you two walk the halls of RAD
When you two sleep, he holds you close with him facing the door and you buried in his chest
He usually doesn't say I love you, but he'll write notes for you to find when he has a busy day
Tries to make up for time when he's really busy with dates or gifts
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MAMMON
Mammon was way to nervous to confess to you
But he wanted to confess to you first because he wanted to prove a point to his brothers
Yes they found out way before you did
Mammon just died when you said you felt the same
He didn't expect you to feel the same he did
Mammon then said something stupid but shut up real quick when you kissed his cheek
He is so affectionate, like there isn't a minute that goes by where his hands isn't on you
He makes it a point to let anyone and everyone know you're his S/O
Will always be there to protect you no matter what he's doing
He has this 6th sense he's developed just for when you're in trouble
Will never admit it to you though
Mammon's brothers will always tease him, but when your around he'll say something witty, well sort of
Mammon is very affectionate
Random hugs in the halls and hand holding hands everywhere
Will spoil you and will never take no for an answer when he offers you a gift
Will become really pouty if you say you're to busy to hang out or cuddle
However will find you and bug you until you make time for him
Loves to sleep on top of you, he likes to be your blanket
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LEVIATHAN
You had to be the one to confess first
Levi couldn't bring himself to face you on the off chance that you would reject him
He almost fainted when you told him you really liked him
In turn he got the courage to kiss your cheek
Levi doesn't give his brothers a chance to tease him about you two dating
He does find himself coming out of his room more with you
Only with you though
Congratulations you are now his number one comfort person
Whenever he's playing games you will either be in his lap or he's in yours
You will always play with his hair though
He loves it and doesn't fail to show that he loves it
You force him to sleep though
Levi always protests saying he doesn't need sleep or something like that
Does cave in though because he loves to cuddle you
Not one for dates, but loves to have "game dates"
Like playing games like Animal Crossing together or things like that
Over the moon when you show even the slightest interest in the anime he's watching
Loves cuddling when your on top of him and he can just hold you
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SATAN
He confessed to you first and so bluntly
You two were just hanging out and he said he loved you
You became so flustered you couldn't even speak without fumbling
Satan found it so cute
You two feed the local cats together
You name each one and Satan loves the names even if the names are silly
He finds it so enchanting how all the cats surround you
Will read you bedtime stories
Has this little book club with you and you two debate about books, even if you don't quite like reading
Likes small simple dates with you
Small cafes, book stores, parks, ect.
If his brothers tease him, they better run
Satan isn't one for physical affection other than hand holding and cheek kisses
When its just you two together though, he has you lay in his lap while he reads
He doesn't mind showing you off if he needs too
But usually one look from Satan is enough to send someone running
Will spoon you when you two sleep
He is the big spoon because he wants you to feel safe
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ASMODEUS
It was easy to tell Asmo loved you
He said it constantly and one day you said it back and you two became a couple
Will pamper you so much
New clothes almost every day and will do your skin care
Acts as your schedule alarm clock to help you take care of yourself
Loves to show you off
Long kisses and hugs anywhere and everywhere
No one can tease him because anything that is said is treated as a fact
Will be so smug and act as if said brother didn't know how amazing Asmo's S/O was
Will cherish you so much with so much physical attention
Does not fail to make anyone know that you are his and he is yours
Eccentric dates are a must and you two are decked out in the most lavish clothing
Self care dates are also his favorite
Like spa days whether it be an at home spa day or at a retreat
Loves to take pictures of you and with you
Every other photo on his social media is of you
Loves to bury his face into your chest while you pet his hair and tell him how beautiful he is
Its better when it's coming from you
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BEELZEBUB
You had to confess to him
He was pretty oblivious to his own feelings so Beel was really confused and constantly asked his brother about it
Once you came to him about your feelings though he was like 'Oh so that's what I've been feeling'
He will always save you a severing of food and have really good self control
Loves when you share your snacks or get things for him to try
Loves simple dates with you like walking around and doing whatever comes to mind
It's mostly food related though
Bear hugs are a must whenever he sees you
Oh Beel sees you in the morning? Bear hug. In the halls? Bear hug. When you're about to sleep? Bear hug
He doesn't really care about labeling PDA so he just holds you wherever
Piggy back rides around the halls of RAD is a thing now
Only for you though
His brothers try to tease him about your relationship but Beel is to distracted to care
Loves to cuddle you so much
Like when he is done with everything then he just cuddles you
You're his cheerleader when you watch him work out
You also try to be his coach but its really hard
He loves to put himself on top of you when you two sleep together
But then shifts to have you on top of him when he feels like he's falling asleep as to not crush you
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BELPHEGOR
Was to lazy to confess and every time Belphie tired he would end up falling asleep
So when you confessed, you thought he was asleep but just mumbled that he liked you back
It was a very casual confession
Naps are an always and even during class
Belphie will sleep on your shoulder and you'll take his notes which he very much appreciates
His brothers don't get a chance to tease him about your relationship since you two are secluded in either Belphie's room or the attic
Stargazing is a frequent thing and also a common date idea amongst you two
Late night picnics are really nice too
Beel sometimes joins but not often and not for long
Pda is sort of something he doesn't care about? Like he doesn't think about it he'll just cuddle you everywhere
Sometimes you drag him outside to do an activity
Sometimes complains about it but down he enjoys it
You two mostly go to parks or secluded areas and just talk
Love that despite who he was before you still love him
Pillow talk is an always!
Will sing you lullabies to help you sleep if you can't
Very physical like as a love language
Your cuddling changes from time to time but its mostly you laying horizontal to the head of the bed and him laying on you as if you were a pillow
Its so if you leave he'll know but pretend to be asleep
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DIAVOLO
He confessed to you and it was such a big thing
Like a full on promposal
Well more like a regular wedding proposal but let's not get into logistics
Diavolo does not care who is around he will be super physical like hugs and all
Doesn't even realize he's doing it unless Barbatos or Lucifer says something
Diavolo gets so distracted by you that you sometimes have to either help him with work or not be in the same room as him
Loves to take you anywhere you want for dates
Sometimes wonders why you prefer smaller simpler places like cafes rather than extravagant restaurants but doesn't complain
Will spoil you way to much
Has to be held back because will go through all his money just on silly things he'd think you like
Talks about you constantly to everyone like "Oh you know Y/n? Yeah I love them! They're my partner!"
He is so adorable though like if you give him head pats he will just become so flustered
PDA is a must with Diavolo like to an unnecessary degree
You'd probably be his first serious relationship so he tries really hard to impress you
Will also try to help you with studying but you two get so distracted by each other
Barbatos now has two people to look after, but you're more mature than Diavolo you just can't help but give in to Diavolo's ideas
Diavolo is like a puppy that can become really fucking scary if pissed off
You two sleep facing each other with you buried in his chest
He just doesn't want to lose you
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BARBATOS
You two confessed at the same time
It was over tea and you two happened to say it at the same time "Oh I like you more than a friend"
You were left flustered and Barbatos was pleased you felt the same as him
You help him with his chores which he greatly appreciates
But is also guilty about because he doesn't want you to feel obligated to help him
Sometimes will force you to not do his job for him if you're not feeling good or if you feel forced to do it
Barbatos is actually a very gentle and sweet boyfriend
He isn't to much into PDA because he's either A. to busy for it or B/ you're not with him because of RAD things
Will help you with school work
Diavolo is more lenient with Barbatos' duties so you can spend more time with him
Little tea dates are all you two really need
You two make all the treats and Barbatos tells you all about his day
Kisses you so much when you two are alone
Like that his favorite thing, along with hand holding
Protects you with his whole being
Will give you little gifts and notes when he's been super busy
You understand that he's busy though and you are so patient with him
Sleeping is more of you laying in his lap while you pats your head
Barbatos likes to look out for you and will lose sleep just to make sure nothing hurts you
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SIMEON
WAS SO FORMAL ABOUT THE CONFESSION ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY
Like Simeon was all "Hello, good day, I love you and I would like to know if you feel the same."
It startled you so much but you accepted
Loves walking through forests and little home dinner dates that he cooked are Simeon's choice
You make him human treats and he loves them so much
Even if you're not good at it he will teach you as best he can and praise you for trying
Luke secretly loves you and sees you as like what an aunt/uncle is
Simeon cherishes you with his whole soul
Head pats and long hugs are his favorite forms of PDA in public
Holds your hand everywhere
Simeon just wants to make sure you don't get lost
Is probably the best to vent to because he has actually really good advice
The best to soothe you if you're having a bad day
Tries to check up on you if you're having a hard time
Always makes time for you so you're never alone for to long
Loves to join in any of your hobbies even if its foreign to him
Simeon is always giving so much and of course you try to give the same amount
Simeon will half spoon you when you two cuddle
He just wants to be able to jump to action when he needs too
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LUKE
Luke would never really admit it but he does enjoy your friendship
He likes how much you care for him
You also protect him from the demon brothers
The brothers and Simeon tease him about it and Luke gets so easily flustered
People see you two like siblings
He teaches you how to make treats from the celestial realm
Loves to rant about how much Michael would love to meet you
Simeon thanks you for taking care of Luke and understand that sometimes the small angel can be a handful
You don't seem to agree though because of only having mostly good experiences with Luke
Will make you join baking classes with him with Barbatos
Luke always takes you with him when he's exploring the Devildom
People consider you his siblings chaperone
Luke honestly likes more city atmospheres
They make him feel safer than forests full of unknown creatures
Says it's for your safety but you know that's a lie
Tries his best to help you with studying but you two end up asking Simeon or Solomon
You usually explore places with Luke being the one to protect him most of the time
Sleepovers are constantly in his room and he feels bad asking for cuddles sometimes
Of course lays on top of you like a sibling would when their older sibling is half asleep on their side
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SOLOMON
Solomon confessed to you first
It was through a hypothetical question and you took it seriously like yeah that'd be cool
It both makes you laugh when you two talk about it
DONT. LET. HIM. COOK.
Its usually you go to a restaurant, take out, or you cook (if you can)
He just thinks you want all of his attention
When he tried to make you food, you thought you saw whatever death was on the other side
Other than that Solomon's a pretty good partner
He is stuck to your side during school hours talking to you
Solomons also helps you take efficient notes
Loves anywhere you go as long as your there with him, but has a bias to the forest or clearings that are peaceful
Loves to brag about you to others around, but its so subtle
Active PDA but its very simple
Hand around you or kisses on the cheek
Solomon is very traditional
Also understands you have your own boundaries and doesn't want to overwhelm you
He just wants to keep you safe and happy
Big spoon all the way
Loves having you close while burying his head in your neck
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Since it's for Little D. No.2 I better go right away xd
I FINALLY GOT DIAVOLO I NEED TO COUNT HOW MUCH DIAVOLO CARDS I HAVE!!!!
Obey Me Headcanon
So I had this idea for awhile so what if like Barbatos, Diavolo, Lucifer or any of the brothers have kids the first born will look like a copy of them but something from the MC like eye color or a strand of haircolor of MC, then the second born looks like half the MC and half the others then for the third it will look more like the MC. (I hope you guys understand this)
