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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #19

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #19

*Diavolo checking on MC after the first week of RAD*

Diavolo: How’s the exchange program going? 

MC: Terrible. I want to stab everybody here. 

Diavolo: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes. 

MC: …you shouldn’t be condoning this. 

Diavolo: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #31

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MC: Here. 

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