Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #19
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #19
*Diavolo checking on MC after the first week of RAD*
Diavolo: How’s the exchange program going?
MC: Terrible. I want to stab everybody here.
Diavolo: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.
MC: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.
Diavolo: Don’t tell me how to live my life.
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MC: No.
Lucifer: Then why did you tell him that?
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #32
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Lucifer: Around?
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #31
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MC: Here.
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