Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #25
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #25
Diavolo: Lucifer, why are you holding MC like that?
Lucifer, holding MC in the air: MC just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain them from putting a light bulb in their mouth.
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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #24
Lucifer: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something.
MC: You left me, Mammon, and Belphie in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Lucifer: I did that on purpose, try again.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #14
Mammon: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?
MC: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone.
Mammon: Alright, so what would you do?
MC: I’d shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.
MC: I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working.
MC: I’d make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.
MC: And I’d tie everyone’s shoelaces together.
MC: And then lastly, I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag.
Mammon:
Lucifer: Remind me to never allow you to have power.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #23
MC: I told Mammon that his ears turn red when he lies.
Lucifer: Do they?
MC: No.
Lucifer: Then why did you tell him that?
MC: Because I can do this.
MC: Hey Mammon! Do you love me?
Mammon, with his hands over his ears: N-no.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #18
Asmo: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
MC: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Asmo: Yes.
MC: I'd sleep.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #29
Solomon: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
MC: Only if you also don't ask why.
MC: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Solomon: ...
Solomon, grabbing a skull: This one will do.