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This song just works too well for Peter

I JUST SAW SPIDER-MAN FAR FROM HOME OMFG AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey Peter Parker in Gotham writers! I've had a thought!

You know how Peter has what he calls the "Parker Luck" where people around him get hurt?

What if it's an actual thing? Like a curse or a protective charm done wrong?

If that's the case why did none of the sorcerer's do anything about it? Maybe it was too strong, maybe it was done by someone from another universe so it follows different rules, maybe it was done in such a subtle way that they don't recognize it unless they're actively looking for it.

Either way Peter ends up in Gotham which makes his Parker Luck go into overdrive. So much so that the bat's all take one look at our boy and go "something isn't right here, this smells of bad vibes." And they consult Constantine.

So Constantine takes one look at our boy and goes "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS SHITE?!" And proceeds to do his best to

A. Figure out exactly wtf happened.

B. Find the bugger who did it and kick their ass.

And C. Break the darn thing because no one deserves that.

Have fun with this sprinkle of an idea!

Ya know all those spider-man fieldtrip fanfics where his identity gets shocking revealed did not age well