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Morning Routine (Sketchtember 2024 - Day 8)
[V E S S E L S]
Choi: Obviously you can't see it, but Victor has worse sharpie graffiti on his front. Fortunately none made it on his face, which he made absolutely clear to anyone with the marker that he'd "bite their dick off."
... Yeah, Victor's a hot mess, but we love our high-functioning trash baby. Who says you can't party and run a high-profile company at the same time? All you need is a smart mirror and a daily planner ๐๐ป
And for clarity's sake, he's brushing his teeth.
Party Girl ๐ (my hungover girl music video)
hiiii im lex!
trans man, he/they, secretly married to chad ginsburg
jackass, cky, viva la bam, bloodhound gang, primus shitposter๐ซก
met cky sept 13th 2024 <3

sobbing i could actually stare at him for hours without blinking (heโs wearing the bracelet i made him๐คญ)

โ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ โ



โget the hell over here party boyโ


โsomebody get me another drinkโ



the party girl
Tits of Jackass <3









Chris Pontius is SO pretty, he owns the word.


LOOK AT HIM
Saw this on twitter, from @ trecoolenjoyer and it's my favourite thing

party lover boy - Chris Pontius

โ๐๐ผ๐ป๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐๐ถ๐๐ต ๐บ๐ฒ, ๐๐ผ, ๐ถ๐โ๐ ๐ฎ๐น๐น ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐ณ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฒโ - ๐ ๐ฐ๐ผ๐๐น๐ฑ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ฒ ๐ณ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐๐ผ๐, ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐ ๐๐ต๐ถ๐น๐ถ ๐ฃ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ฟ๐
pairing(s) | Chris Pontius x reader
summary | just some headcanons of being Party Boys gf ๐
warnings | kissing, blood, the usual jackass stuff
REQUESTS OPEN!!! MASTERLIST!!
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โข this could be me being delusional but, i think heโs actually a really gentle man
โข well you know how he is normally, but i see him being an absolute sweetie to you
โข plays with your hair ๐ซ i can see him running his fingers through it, helping with a curl routine if you have one, and he LOVES if you get it done all nice and pretty (definitely a sucker for braids)
โข will randomly show up to your house as bunny the lifeguard, just to get a laugh out of you
โข IMAGINE TRAVELING WITH HIM FOR WILDBOYZ!!!
โข def the type to throw bugs and random shit at you, then feel bad if he actually upsets you (itโs best to act upset, if not heโll keep doing it ๐)
โข secretly a sucker for the cheesy shit like sharing a milkshake, matching bracelets, etc
โข jokingly heโs not joking flirting with steve-o just to mess with you
โy/n youโre great and all but, me and steve-o have a special connectionโ - chris with that goofy ass smile on his face
โข will see a pretty flower while heโs out wondering around and brings it back to you
โ i saw it and thought you would like it, here you go!โ
โข heโs so cute omg
โข BEGS you to get your nipples pierced with him, i can see it now omg
โbabe we should totally get matching nipple ringsโ
โข will pull some random fun fact out of his ass, and then be shocked when you didnโt know
โchris, honey, what are you talking aboutโฆโ
โYOU DIDNT KNOW?โ
15 minute rant follows
โข randomly pops into your room with your bra and underwear on
(constantly scolding him for breaking the clasps on your bras, so he buys you new ones)
โข a REALLY GOOD KISSER
โข i feel like heโs a gentle, slow kisser, really likes to take his time with it
unless heโs drunk, then itโs sloppy and fast
โข comes home bloody and you have to clean him up, yall are STOCKED UP on first aid stuff
โข calls you nicknames like baby, babe, angel, and the random shit like monkeybutt, and pumpkin ๐ญ
โข loves pop music, donโt play with me
โข i KNOW he blasts Britney Spears in the car if you want him too ๐คทโโ๏ธ i donโt make the rules sorry

UGHH THIS IS ALL I HAVE RN, BUT I KNOW MORE WILL COME TO ME SO BE READY FOR MORE OF THESE ๐
CHRIS PONTIUS MY KING
for @tonymarias ๐ซก

i know exactly what i want and who i want to be i know exactly why i walk and talk like a machine

Birthday boi
