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Don't even get me started on my favorite non-canon trio-

I've been having the headcanon that Darlin', Honey, and Baby (yandere Ivan's Baby, not Flyboi Ivan's Baby) were in a band together when they were teenagers/young adults. But they kinda parted ways as they got older (Honey getting a serious job, Darlin' getting with Quinn and then distancing themself from even their best friends, Baby literally getting kidnapped, and stuff like that). It also has to do with how I headcanon Honey and Guy's first meeting and Honey as Darlin's unempowered friend, but those are different rants entirely lol.

Btw, the inspiration for this was Guy saying "Honey Baby Darling" in an audio so now I can't let go of the idea of that being their band name.

Dose anyone else make headcanons about listeners that don't canonically know each other being best friends?

Cos like me personally I have a headcanon that cutie, bestie and lasko's listener have like a REALLY gossipy tipe friend group like for refrance sex in the city.

And for me personally lasko's listener Is a gay man so he's the gay best friend, bestie is the one with all the tea and cutie is the one everyone is giving the good advice to

I'm just picturing conversations like

Bestie: wow for somone who said they wanted to be more chill now that they work at D.A.M.N you sure do like guys with anxiety disorders

Lasko's listener: b*tch you are dating a cultist

Bestie:....OK thats fair

I need somebody to do a character analysis on all the listeners. I need it so desperately.