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On the mohs hardness scale how hard would you rate your cock
WHY HAVEN’T I THOUGHT OF THIS ONE?!!
My autistic ass likes to think of meal time as a Pokémon team of sorts, where I’ll have a number of things on my plate and I mix and match them based off of their attributes to make the best flavour combos for the time being.
Every time I go and make myself a plate of whatever I’m always thinking of the flavours like Pokémon type combos, like “this cheese is salty and creamy, so I should grab something fruity and/or sour to go with it”
I always think about the attributes like sweet, sour, salty, savoury, spicy, creamy, fruity, acidic, and so on and so on but refreshing is something I’ve been totally missing!!
Refreshing is immediately getting out in my flavour catalogue, and yes most of my meals are just shitty charcuterie lmao
I think "refreshing" is an underrated flavor spectrum. Like I love it when something is refreshing
Worst part about system accountability is trying to trust yourself and your memory when you live with/around gaslighters and manipulators, especially those who aren’t aware they are doing so
This was the most intrigued I have been by a blog title ever and I mean EVER
so I obviously immediately to go their borzoi tag and when I tell you this is some of the most diverse yet equally incredibly skilled artistry I have seen in so long oh boy you better believe.
Every single post in there had me making like the shocked emoji face irl cuz oh my god it’s all so beautiful
Holy shit @ink-the-artist you are one skilled artist and I do agree that everyone should check out your borzoi tag
Why does Paul McCartney have the same level of yearning for John that I have for my best friend? Thing? Idk
why tf do I relate so hard to so much of the McLennon lore does this mean I’m also doomed by the narrative? I no no wanna :c
I love playing dr pimple popper with the little lemons they give you to squeeze on Caesar salad
Oh well would you look at that, they just came in with their boyfriend of all of 5 fucking minutes and sat there and made me watch them flirt with them and literally texted me being like “are u seeing this?”
I will in fact be losing my shit
Why does Paul McCartney have the same level of yearning for John that I have for my best friend? Thing? Idk
why tf do I relate so hard to so much of the McLennon lore does this mean I’m also doomed by the narrative? I no no wanna :c
The inconsolable grief and pain from splitting on your fp to getting as intoxicated as possible in the moment and plotting and scheming ways to make them know how they made you feel without having to use your words pipeline will never fail my bpd ass 😭🙏
Also the mood swings so bad they got me unable to finish a single sentence out loud without at least one slight giggle, a few calm words, followed by a scream of hatred towards myself for even speaking, a dramatic sigh, followed by a loud chuckle then followed by a second more dramatic sigh that had me staring into the distance for about 15 seconds till I snapped out of it
I’d like to make note of that too
The inconsolable grief and pain from splitting on your fp to getting as intoxicated as possible in the moment and plotting and scheming ways to make them know how they made you feel without having to use your words pipeline will never fail my bpd ass 😭🙏
Oh pain and suffering create for me material in which I will jest to these halls of unknown kings
< milking the pain I’ve endured until the day I die not only to make meaning of it but to keep the memories of love that now turned sour churning in my mind
I have half a bottle of limoncello in my room and I was contemplating drinking it because oh boy I have had a day
Then I remembered where the other half of the bottle went: when my now removed from my household cousin was living with me and some bad shit happened to her and she ended up literally spinning in fucking circles whilst also sitting in like w position and knocking her head off my floor
Like I’m remembering the consequences of limoncello but I’m still also considering it
Food otd:
Three bites of a Caesar salad that I tried to eat outside but forgot to bring inside when I ran inside after it began downpouring three bites into my salad
A cheese slice
A sugar cookie (the lofthouse ones my beloved 🫶🫶)
A huge slab of steak that I reheated for way too long in the microwave (mouth burn)
A second sugar cookie
Half bottle of limoncello
Thinking about another sugar cookie
Sorry I didn’t make noise or move or breathe or remember I was alive for a good 45 second there, i got distracted by scenarios I made up that I now do not remember
Making a tag for myself and pinning it at the top of my blog cause if I don’t I WILL forget (and that is a promise) and I’m already struggling to do my usual nightly routine of re-reading everything I’ve posted in fear I sound insane only to come to the same conclusion each time that I think I’m funny cuz i can’t stop reblogging things
Anyways I can’t think of a fun tag so it’s just gonna be #riv.posts
Caught myself talking to John Lennon ghost saying shit like whyd u have to die bro? Is this fr all the content of you I’m gonna get cuz it’s not like you can go out and make more yourself that’s kinda like one of the main consequences of being dead but like damn..
Save me John Lennon ghost save me
Just remembered I can rewatch a hard days night for a 16th time new meaning in life just dropped let’s fucking go
Parents just love to say “don’t shout at me from another room” and then shout at you from another room and THEN get mad when they either can’t hear you, you took too long to answer them, or you shouted from another room like cmon
They also don’t know how to have a normal conversation without either making fun of your insecurities, accusing you of starting arguments and “talking back” when your literally just being normal and then screaming over you when they no longer want to hear your voice apparently
Parents just love to say “don’t shout at me from another room” and then shout at you from another room and THEN get mad when they either can’t hear you, you took too long to answer them, or you shouted from another room like cmon