Ror Poseidon - Tumblr Posts
The account is @bosnianflop on tiktok and the sound is floptok remix of everything time we touch by Cascada
As per requests:
Honestly, I don't blame Odin sometimes 💀
🤣😂 This is too accurate 😂
How the ROR characters would laugh:
The orca whales listening to this:
MINAAAAAAA I have coughed up something 🔥SPICY🔥 for our favorite ocean tyrant Poseidon and I hope your break from writing goes well you deserve it.
Plot~ Y/n and Poseidon get in to a little quarrel so y/n starts giving Poseidon the silent treatment and at first Poseidon doesn’t really care he’s actually kinda glad because he doesn’t have to hear y/n blab about why seahorse back riding should be a sport.But eventually this starts to annoy Poseidon because she instantly refuses Poseidon in anything and he gets touch starved which eventually makes him angry so he comes up with a plan to make y/n talk if you know what I mean 😏
I hope this is not a lot but it’s been on the front of my mind lately so I came to my favorite Poseidon simp for the job I hope this peaks your interest
Much love XOXO jxellywhore~💋💋💋
💋Have some fun & play a Game💋
You and your husband Poseidon have had minor differences for a long time. You still don't know exactly why your charming bully took an interest in you in the first place. After all, you were nothing more than a weak little human being. And you know exactly how much Poseidon despises humans because we are to blame for the fact that the seas and oceans are becoming more and more polluted and dirty. The only point he must have found interesting about you was the fact that you love the water and its sea creatures because you yourself have studied marine biology for years and you therefore have a big heart for the creatures of the sea. And you really tried your best not to embarrass Poseidon and to live up to his claims. You are interested in his tasks. And you're interested in what life is like as the king of the seas. You even offered to support him so many times, even if it was just a small task. But for some reason Poseidon gives you the cold shoulder and even accuses you of interfering with his work as ruler of the seas. Even if his words really hurt you and you felt like a complete loser and useless you didn't want to put up with this charade game from him this time. Because in the end two can always play this game. And Poseidon would quickly realize how bitter his own medicine would taste.
It didn't take long for Poseidon to notice that you were keeping your distance from him. In the beginning it didn't really bother him because to be honest you asked him annoying questions a lot. Even if he didn't want to admit it, he had to hold back a smile or two simply because you were so enthusiastic and passionate about his kingdom and its inhabitants or creatures. But proud as he was as the king and god of the seas, he would just wait until you crawled back to him. Only Poseidon reckoned without you. You just gave him the cold shoulder. You avoid contact with him. You ignore him. You run away from him when you saw him. Until the god finally had enough. He knew that you get along well with the water nymphs and that you spent a lot of time with them. Which secretly made Poseidon jealous, because you were his wife, after all. He was the one who first laid claim to you. And he wanted you, NOW! Just as you wanted to continue talking to the nymphs, you noticed that they were looking fearfully behind you. By the time you figured out why, two strong arms grabbed you and swung you over the shoulders of the god of the seas. "Poseidon what is..-" But he only gave you a bitter and frustrated look. "You have the right to remain silent, woman. We will settle this in our private chambers."
Poseidon wasted no time and threw you onto your big double bed. Before you could even react, Poseidon was sitting on top of you each leg of him on one side of your body - no chance of escaping. "I have to commend you (name). No one has ever dared to disobey my orders and instructions like you did - and that as my faithful wife. You have courage and self-confidence. So it was not a wrong decision to choose you as my wife. But one thing you should still remember in your little sparrow brain.." He bent down to you and turned your head to the side with incredible force so that he licked your lower neck with his tongue until it reached your ear. Just feeling the reaction of you evoked in Poseidon his desire for you and gave him a sense of triumph. Then he blew into your ear before he started nibbling on it. "You know why I'm titled Tyrant of the Seas, right? But just to be sure, I'll show you what it means when you anger the Tyrant of the Seas."
After so many rounds of wild, uninhibited sex, you were nothing like a mess. You had no more strength. You no longer had your body tension under control. Your whole body was covered in hickeys, bite marks and scratches. Your vagina could rather be mistaken for a flowing oasis because your beloved husband has made your vulva cum more than once with his gifted tongue and his abnormally large cock. And Poseidon loved everything about it. He really loved you even if he didn't always show it. But in the end he would never let any other man put his hand on you. Let alone the lustful looks. He would personally let these siner suffer in Thartarus forever. With what little strength you have left, you try to reach your husband's hand, but after all those intense rounds of sex, your body just couldn't carry out your commands the way you wanted. But thank God Poseidon saw your gesture and gave you his sweaty hand. For him, too, it was the first time after a long time to have such intense sex. But he also had to admit that performing the act of love feels better when it's with someone you love and who means something to you. "Poseidon?" you spoke with a broken and low voice. "Mmm? What is it?" With your last strength you spoke the words he liked to hear from you the most. "I love you more than anything my God, King and Husband of the seas." And then you fell asleep from exhaustion. Poseidon pulled you to his naked torso. "You'll probably forget those words the next day you little fool, but I love you too, my kindhearted Queen of the seas." And that was the moment when you both calmly fell asleep side by side, hand in hand while you could still hear the soothing sounds of the orca whales outside, which make it so much easier for you to fall asleep.
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪 ~
~Episode 2 ~
~Olympus~
*all the Olympian gods are having fun at the banquet*
Y/N:*stares*
Poseidon:*stares back*
Ares;what are they doing?
Ermes:communicating, I guess.
Y/N: *fills Poseidon's cup with wine*
Poseidon:*drinks it*
Ares:how?
Ermes:*shrugs*
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~
Episode 10
Y/N: *reading*
Poseidon: "they're reading the book Hades gave her...Again..."
Y/N*closes the book and hugs it while smiling * Always Perfect.
Poseidon:.....*silently approaches his lover* Y/N..
Y/N:*almost gets an heart attack* Poseidon, my dear husband ...I do love you so much but you're gonna give me an heart attack if you do that again. Do you wish for my death? * touches their chest*
Poseidon:Y/N you are a divine being, you can't possibly die for an heart attack.
Y/N: Dear it was a joke. Anyway, do you need something?
Poseidon:You seem to like a lot that book....
Y/N:W-well yes.
Poseidon:what is that book about?
Y/N:Umh...Art??? I guess*looks away*
Poseidon:You're lying...
Y/N:O-of course not! How could you assume that! I would never lie to you!
Poseidon:You look away when you lie. You always do that especially when you make pranks on Zeus and Adamas,but they are too stupid to notice.
Y/N: Oh..."Am I that obvious!? Well at least to him"
Poseidon:Now tell me....why....do you like that book so much? Is it because Hades gave it to you?*clearly pissed* Is he courting you?
Y/N:No of course!!
Poseidon:Then show it to me!*tries to get the book*
Y/N:No!!!*runs away*
Poseidon:Fool...*easily catches them*
Y/N:Shit! *tries to escape* Release me!! Now!
Poseidon:Be good and let me see this book*reaches for it *
Y/N:WAIT!
*the books falls on the floor and pictures get out of it*
Poseidon:.....are those.....picture of me....
Y/N:...Can a deity die for embarrassment? Cause I think I'm gonna die right now....
Poseidon:....So that's why you say 'always perfect' everytime you read it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BONUS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~ Hellheim ~
Hades: Y/N is really enjoying Poseidon's album. I'm glad I did a copy for them. But I hope that he never finds...
Poseidon:*breaks the door*.... Hades....*dark aura*
Hades:.....out...*sighs*
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~
Episode 13
(Notes: Female reader cause...come on Dadam would be a hyper protective dad if he had a daughter.
Deities involved: Hades,Loki,Shiva, Poseidon and Thor.)
~When Y/N brings her male buddies at home.~
Y/N:*happy aura* I'm so happy that Dad let you come with me!!
Loki:I'm surprised too.
Shiva:Yeah "I mean he's called the lover boys killer"
Hades: I hope he can enjoy the apple cider I brought here.
Y/N:Of course he will!*smiles and opens the door* Dad! We're here!
Adam:Welcome back home sweetheart*Pat's Y/N's head*
Y/N:*giggles* Are mom and big brothers home?
Adam:Yes, they are in garden right now. Why don't you go give them a hug? They missed you a lot.
Y/N: *nods* Okay! My friends can help you preparing dinner!! *turns to the boys* It won't take too long!*runs in the garden*
The gods:.....*they all look at Adam*
Adam:*keeps smiling while looking at Y/N*
Poseidon/Thor:....*clearly have a bad feeling*
Shiva: She always looks so innocent."I bet she's a naughty girl under the sheets" *pervert smirk*
Loki:Yeah....so innocent..."I really want to corrupt that innocence "* psycho smirk*
Adam:....*the smile drops*
Poseidon/Thor: "Idiots he can tell what you're thinking "
Hades:*coughs cause he knows that he has to make a good impression * It's an honor to meet you Adam, I'm Hades,a close 'friend' of your daughter. As a gift for your hospitality I brought you some Apple cider...
Adam:I have five rules. Memorize them.
Hades:Umh...of course I mean it's your house...
Adam: Rule number ONE: Don't bother sucking up. I HATE you. That's not gonna change.
Hades: I...I beg your pardon?
Adam: You'll give me your phone numbers and social media when I call you, you WILL answer. That's rule number TWO. You're not welcome here you're insects, grunts, nobodies, bottom of the food chain. You WILL obey to me without complaining.*menacing aura*
Loki:*starts shaking*
Adam: When you go out with her or come here to do anything, you will ALWAYS keep some distance from her. Which brings me to rule number THREE, don't try be a Romeo or a Don Giovanni when you're alone with her. If I don't see doesn't mean I won't know if you did something.
Thor/Poseidon:....*nod*
Adam: Rule number FOUR:... If she calls me....telling me that you hurt her or tried doing SOMETHING to her don't bother call me to give me explanations.Not only you will have lost your chances with her but you definitely asked for death.
Shiva:*raises his hand while shaking*
Adam:what?
Shiva: You said five rules. That was only four.
Hades:...."He did not...just ask him that..."*mentally facepalming*
Adam: *evil smirk* Rule number FIVE: You must refer to me as SIR. If you want to live. Do not call me Adam, man, bud, buddy,pops or "dad". You won't EVER get the privilege and the honor to do that.
Shiva:....of...of course sir....
Adam:Good.
Y/N: I'm back!! Guys,are you okay? You look pale.*clueless *
Thor:....we...
Adam:They are fine sweetheart, they must be tired,I heard that coming from Valhalla can be exhausting for a god. Right?*smiles*
Poseidon:....it's true...
Y/N: Is that so....well you can rest now! Mom and I will prepare lunch!!
Adam: Sweetheart you should rest too, Cain and Abel can help your mother. Why don't WE give them a tour of the house?
Y/N:*smiles* That's a wonderful idea dad!!
Adam: Well then, it's decided.*keeps smiling*
Poseidon: "We knew...what kind of man was Adam"
Hades:"....The rumours were clear..."
Thor: ".....But we ignored them ...and still came here..."
Loki:"....We literally threw ourselves in the lion's den..."
Shiva:"...Sure we may be gods...but now..."
The gods: "We're really fucked."
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~
Episode 15
~The greek gods are fighting unknown creatures whose stole people's hearts~
Zeus:there are too many of those bastards !!
Poseidon:*destroys heartless* they never end!
Hades:Wait....where's Y/N!?
Adamas:HOW can you lose that pipsqueak?!
Y/N:*screams*
Heartless1:*steals Y/N's spear*
Y/N:HEY!
Heartless2:*steals their shields*
Y/N:wait a minute!
Adamas:For fuck sake!!!*runs to Y/N*
*Heartless approach Y/N*
Y/N:......*starts dancing*
Y/N:*destroys every single heartless*
Adamas:....
Hades:0_0
Poseidon: 😐
Y/N: This is what you thieves deserve*takes their weapons back*
Zeus: YEAH TELL THEM!*proud* I'm so happy that she used my moves.
Adamas:.... You need an idiot to make an idiot....
Poseidon:....Hades...do not leave her alone with Zeus again.
Hades: *sighs in agreement*
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~
Episode 17
Adamas:....
Y/N:*smiles*
Adamas:Go away pipsqueak.
Y/N:Nope.
Adamas: Pipsqueak....are you asking for death?*clearly pissed *
Y/N:Nah,I'd like to live for a while longer.
Adamas:Then go away. *turns around*
Y/N: You're no fun, but you're lucky that I still love you.
Adamas:...I don't care...
Y/N:Yes, you do.*kisses his cheek* See you later, dear husband.*leaves*
Adamas:.....*Adamas.exe.has stopped.working*
Zeus:Bleah*gag noise*
Poseidon:Y/N sure knows how to shut him up.
Hades*smiles*ahh young love
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~
Episode 19
*Y/N and Poseidon relaxing on the couch*
Y/N:*reads a book*
Poseidon:*doing the same*
Zeus:*kicks the door* HA!! YOU'RE HAVING SEX!
Poseidon:*sighs*
Y/N: *closes the book* Zeus...dear brother in law,do you need glasses?
Zeus:....uh no I...
Y/N:Strange I believed you needed them. 'Cause you can't see that me and my husband are FINALLY spending some quality time together after MONTHS of work,where we couldn't see or talk to each other...and DEAL with YOUR SHIT because you can't keep it in your pants and cheated on your wife AGAIN .
Zeus:Wait,you actually talk to each other...
Y/N:....*looks at Poseidon * Dear husband can I....
Poseidon:I allow you to kick his stupid ass.
Y/N:*smiles and leans over to kiss his cheek* Thank you....* snaps their fingers and lot of arrows of light appear*
Zeus:*pales* Umh...
Y/N:I'll give you 5 seconds *scary smile* Dear brother in law~
Zeus:*runs*
Y/N*goes after him*
Poseidon:*watches Y/N trying to kill his brother* "Y/N truly is charming when they're angry .....ahhh now I'm aroused too bad they are busy..." *reads his book again*
~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 😌~
Episode 20
Y/N: Zeus listen an advice from a wise person.
Zeus:Since when you're wise?
Y/N:Shush and hear me out.
Zeus:*sighs and listens*
Y/N:women are like glass....fragile...you can break them...
Zeus:That's true. *smirks*
Y/N: ..BUT....if you try to step on them....they will fucking hurt you*evil smirk*
Zeus:*sweatdrops*
Y/N:And that's why I made a few calls. *snaps their fingers* Ladies!
*all Zeus' human lovers + Hera come out*
Zeus:*knows that he's fucked*
Y/N:I believe that is time for your revenge.
Hera:LET'S FUCKING KICK HIS OLD CHEATING ASS!
The girls: YES!
Zeus: Oh would you look at the time! I gotta go!! *gets chained * WTF!?
Y/N: Not so fast old man. You gotta pay for your crimes *smirks and gives Hera a pair of scissors*
BONUS:
~Olympus~
All the gods could hear Zeus' high pitched screams.
Herakles:Nobody is gonna help him...right??
Hermes:Nope. *smiles*
Ares: I care about my life.*clearly scared of his mother*
Poseidon:Not me *reads*
Hades:He has to learn from his mistakes.
During her pregnancy Eirene was hosted in Poseidon's undersea palace and spent time with her young cousins. The gods thought that she would be save there because...well no one is that stupid to go against Poseidon.🤣🤣 maybe Loki...😌😌😌 Brave or dumb? Who knows....
😌😌😌 Brave or dumb? Who knows....
DRAWING MY BELOVED AGAIN <333
TOOK 3HRS AND 14 MINS OUT MY LIFESPAN. DIDNT WANNA DRAW HIS BODY. unless i draw him as a woman. i really can’t draw men 💀 well
perhaps will draw hades and render him
Since requests are still open... any chance for a merman!Poseidon maybe? Since it's mermay and all 👉👈
I AM SO SORRY, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A THIRTY MINUTE EXERCISE BUT I FULLY JUST WENT DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE OF-
how to draw muscle 😭 but <333 my mama
All I Feel, is Rage...
Ror men with their s/o is experiencing her Feminine Rage Era.
Requested Characters: Various.
Notes: It's my first time writing something about this, please have mercy...
He is Confused.
Don't get him wrong, he absolutely loves you, and for everything you are, but to see you in a state like this puts him on ...edge to say the least.
He's heard about this feminine rage era through other beings, hearing its just a trend. However, to see it right infront of his eyes. Damn...
He's concerned for you, but according to the manual guide on, "How to Fully Support Your Partner" , by the valkyries, he's supposed to just calm you down, and agree with what you have to say.
No matter how wrong it is.
HERCULES, Jack the Ripper, Sasaki Kojiro, ARES, and anyone else on your mind...
He's awfully entertained.
Don't get him wrong. He feels awful for what you're going through. But honestly, he finds it hard not to laugh.
How is it possible that someone, or some people have made you so angry, that you turn out like this?
Feminine rage era you say? Well, this one is for the books. Don't worry he'll listen to what you have to complain about, but he isn't letting this down any time soon...
LOKI, Shiva, Hermes, Qin Shi Huang, BUDDHA, and anyone else on your mind...
He finds it attractive.
Manz had to rethink his life decisions, because... Oh my days, you look like a mess. A hot mess. His hot mess.
The way your hands pull onto your hair, the scream you made when you were ranting about your boss, coworker, anyone who just so happened to push you beyond your limits...
Honestly, he could watch you rant and walk around endlessly for almost the whole day and not be bothered by it. As long as it's not directed to him, he's fine...
And your boss? Don't worry about them, he'll take care of it...
THOR, Poseidon, HADES, Apollo, Lu bu, and anyone else on your mind...
Don't we all have those days...
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You guys wanted high school au, I give you high school au, good day ✨
That scared the sh!t out of me 💀
(And ngl being bald suits zeus, idk why but he would kill it)
Damn i messed up lets make the olympus brothers ⚡B A L D ⚡
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Record Of Ragnarok Sona
Sorry if there isn't any description of what my Sona looks like. If you saw the meme I made about a god Blogger, that's my meme here is the link
Poseidon VS Sasaki
Name: Sora
Species: Demigod,Human (Formerly)
Height: 5’1 FT
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/her
Affiliation: Gods, Humanity, Interviewer/Social Media
Personality: She’s generous and forgiving towards less powerful individuals and those she views as a rival. However, she deeply supports humanity, but there is still a strong semblance of respect towards the gods. She can be playful and gullible to a certain extent, and is full of lively energy. She isn’t afraid to take responsibility for her actions, apologizing for her mistakes. As a stubborn individual, she stands firm with her decisions. She’s very caring and kind like an older sister, and fairly emotionally sensitive and passionate about her work. She can act childish and brash at times, which contributes to her sudden clumsiness. She’ll only drop the child-like act when she recognizes that her current situation is serious. She has a good sense of humor that she isn’t afraid to use during her interviews. She’s humbly confident and fairly courageous, but she’s afraid to interview with one person, which is Poseidon.
Backstory: Sora suffered a lot from her family members through her childhood into adulthood she would feel like an outcast from her family, willing to help them when needed or just to do what they said. During the middle of a war, she helped some of the people who were left behind and tossed aside. However, she would be hurt in the process from soldiers who intended to kill everyone in their wake. They killed and severely injured the people she helped, making her efforts futile, and left her to bleed to death. Odin was simply minding his own business when he came across Sora, taking interest in her potential. Odin stole some of Zeus’ blood with the intention of creating a loyal follower. He offered the blood of Zeus to her and she hesitated at first, but eventually came to the conclusion that it’s best to do so. At that moment, she became a demigod and was grateful for Odin’s unexpected help. Odin is a scary and mean individual, but he was compelled to tell Sora that she should pretend to be his daughter. He’s simply hiding the fact that she’s a demigod in order to gather more valuable information on the Primordial God, Arkhé. As a social media interviewer, Zerachiel and Malphas like to help her with certain tasks such as setting up dates and observing which gods and humans would be good interview candidates. Sora adopted Zerachiel and Malphas when they got abandoned.
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Yes Im gonna ship her with Susanoo Yippie
𝓠𝓲𝓷 𝓢𝓱𝓲 𝓗𝓾𝓪𝓷𝓰 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷
I'm trying to see if my Qin Shi Huang is good
When Qin Shi Huang wasn't busy with ruling, he would enjoy his days off to have a long walk while listening to what you have been doing while he was busy, enjoying your facial expressions changing to mad to happy . He would also hold the umbrella for you.
IM SO HYPE TO READ THIS AHHHHH AND LOOK AT SUSANO'O I LOVE HIM SO MUCH