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1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #2

Satan: Something tells me MC’s going to be a bit more unhinged today... 

MC, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Lucifer isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.


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1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #3

MC: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar? 

Satan: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.


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1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #17

*Satan and Belphie inviting MC to the Anti-Lucifer League*

MC: If I say yes am I joining a cult? 

Satan: Possibly. 

MC: I’m in.


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1 year ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #66

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

Mammon: Uhh.. MC just asked if we want to… 

Mammon: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?” 

Satan, not even looking up from his book: They’re asking if you want to cut down Christmas trees. 

Mammon: Oh, that makes more sense.


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