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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #2
Satan: Something tells me MC’s going to be a bit more unhinged today...
MC, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Lucifer isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #3
MC: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar?
Satan: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #17
*Satan and Belphie inviting MC to the Anti-Lucifer League*
MC: If I say yes am I joining a cult?
Satan: Possibly.
MC: I’m in.
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #49
Satan: Are you mad? MC: No. Satan: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #66
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!
Mammon: Uhh.. MC just asked if we want to…
Mammon: “Fell the mighty before their time and display their carcasses in our homes?”
Satan, not even looking up from his book: They’re asking if you want to cut down Christmas trees.
Mammon: Oh, that makes more sense.