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7 months ago

your bored-at-work Mass Effect thought of the day:

The way Krogans make fun of humans on the battlefield ought to be a lot more indulgent sounding than it is. Next to Krogans, humans are probably one of the most warlike races in the galaxy.

“But,” you say “what about the Turians. They’ve got a whole government-religion thing around war.”

No they have a whole government-religion thing around the military which is totally different. They do the whole conquering, compulsive-serving thing, squad mentality, which is great during a war but I wouldn’t call that being warlike. They’re too obsessed with rules and regimentation as a general, like. Thing. They’re about that stuff.

Humans, however, are ready to throw down. They’ll meet you in front of the Krogan memorial statue for an ass kicking. They’re ready to pull hair over someone sliding into their partner’s dms. They’re ready to fuckin go. 

If Krogans are like mastiffs, bred for war and muscle, humans are those little yappy dogs who are ready to fling themselves into a fight without regard to life or limb and are fully convinced that they’re Big and the Boss. Krogans should absolutely complain about how squishy we are but I’m begging u, bioware, let it be a fond complaint. I want to hear a krogan companion watch me biotic charge myself into a knot of enemies and yell “Look at ‘er go! Atta girl!” and then admonish me to remember my armor more often.


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6 months ago
Zevranesanswered:anything Mass Effect-y? Maaaaybe? :3

zevranes answered: anything mass effect-y? maaaaybe? :3


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7 years ago

https://twitter.com/SVBillustration/status/905977691513516032

Yes I know I went there :)


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2 years ago
Waiting For Soup

waiting for soup


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7 years ago
When You Watch RTTE Season 5 With Snacks And Suddenly See The Ending
When You Watch RTTE Season 5 With Snacks And Suddenly See The Ending

When you watch RTTE season 5 with snacks and suddenly see the ending


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7 years ago
We Are The Evil Gems!We Always Spoil The Day!And If You Think We Cant,Well Always Find A Way!

We… are the Evil gems! We always spoil the day! And if you think we can’t, We’ll always find a way!

That’s why the people of this world So hate us

Drago, Bewilderbeast And Krogan. *down there* AND VIGGO


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7 years ago
Don't Ask Me About My Drugs.
Don't Ask Me About My Drugs.
Don't Ask Me About My Drugs.
Don't Ask Me About My Drugs.
Don't Ask Me About My Drugs.
Don't Ask Me About My Drugs.

Don't ask me about my drugs.


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