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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY BABY!!! Shit just got real in "Saga" now that my antagonist bae Prince Robot IV just got fritzed after Gwendolyn and Lying Cat put the smackdown on Alana and Marko's hideout on Quietus. #saga #sagacomic #bookone #imagecomics #comicseries #graphicnovel #princerobotiv #briankvaughan #fionastaples #shitjustgotreal #allmyfanboyfeels
So yeah. We really have a... very interesting sign posted on our office door. LMFAO I smell a sexual harrassment suit if some pervert interpreted this the wrong way! #usethefinger #dontplaydumb #youknowwhatimeanbythis #doubleentendre #shitjustgotreal #naughty #lookwhatwehavehere
The perfect judgmental side-eye expression you make when someone says or does something completely stupid and offensive in front of you without them realizing they made such a dumbass faux pas. #sideye #throwingshade #chrisevans #curtiseverett #snowpiercer #mearoundstupidpeople #shitjustgotreal #bitchplease
Fancasting for Neil Gaiman's "Sandman": JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT as DESTINY "The oldest of the Endless, Destiny appears as a blind man dressed in grey or brown robes, carrying a large book called the Cosmic Log. The book is chained to him, or he is chained to the book. And within that book is written the entire sum of existence: past, present, and future. Destiny seems the most possessed by his function and responsibilities of any of the Endless, and rarely demonstrates much personality. His sigil is his book." http://tinyurl.com/sandmanfancasting #neilgaiman #thesandman #sandmanseries #filmadaptation #filmindevelopment #shitjustgotreal #dreamfancasting #shutupandtakemyfuckingmoney #shakingandcrying #theendless #preludesandnocturnes #josephgordonlevitt #destiny #theendlessdestiny
Fancasting for Neil Gaiman's "Sandman": JENNIFER LAWRENCE as DEATH "Death appears as a spunky, attractive, and level-headed Goth young woman. She wears a silver ankh representing the afterlife and has a marking similar to the Eye of Horus around her right eye. She prefers to dress and act casually, and is on better terms with Dream than any of the other Endless. Her sigil is her ankh." https://tinyurl.com/sandmanfancasting #neilgaiman #thesandman #sandmanseries #filmadaptation #filmindevelopment #shitjustgotreal #dreamfancasting #shutupandtakemyfuckingmoney #shakingandcrying #theendless #preludesandnocturnes #jenniferlawrence #death #theendlessdeath
Fancasting for Neil Gaiman's "Sandman": TOM HIDDLESTON as DREAM "Dream's usual appearance is that of a tall, pale man with wild and dark blue-black hair. He dresses in a shapeless coat of 'night' with 'flames dancing in its folds'. His eyes are pools of shadows with glimmers of light within. He is known by many names, most commonly by 'Morpheus'. He has a long history of insensitivity towards others throughout 'The Sandman', and he must come to deal with past cruelties. He is very concerned with fulfilling his responsibilities. His sigil is a dream-helm made from the spine and skull of a long-dead god." https://tinyurl.com/sandmanfancasting #neilgaiman #thesandman #sandmanseries #filmadaptation #filmindevelopment #shitjustgotreal #dreamfancasting #shutupandtakemyfuckingmoney #shakingandcrying #theendless #preludesandnocturnes #tomhiddleston #dream #morpheus #theendlessdream
Fancasting for Neil Gaiman's "Sandman": TILDA SWINTON as DESIRE "Desire is beautiful, slim, and truly androgynous; capable of appearing as a man, a woman, neither, or possibly both. Desire has a cruel streak and has a long-standing rivalry with Dream. Although Desire is Despair's twin, in a sense he/she is older than Despair. The current incarnation of Desire is the original one, while Despair is presently in her second incarnation. His/her sigil is a silver-tinted glass heart." https://tinyurl.com/sandmanfancasting #neilgaiman #thesandman #sandmanseries #filmadaptation #filmindevelopment #shitjustgotreal #dreamfancasting #shutupandtakemyfuckingmoney #shakingandcrying #theendless #tildaswinton #desire #theendlessdesire
Fancasting for Neil Gaiman's "Sandman": REBEL WILSON as DESPAIR "Despair originally had the same physical attributes as her twin, Desire. But in her current incarnation, she appears as a short, obese woman with greyish skin and irregularly-shaped teeth. She is always naked. Despair has a cold, quietly intelligent manner, and has a habit of carving her flesh with a hooked ring that she wears. This ring is also her sigil." https://tinyurl.com/sandmanfancasting #neilgaiman #thesandman #sandmanseries #filmadaptation #filmindevelopment #shitjustgotreal #dreamfancasting #shutupandtakemyfuckingmoney #shakingandcrying #theendless #preludesandnocturnes #rebelwilson #despair #theendlessdespair
Fancasting for Neil Gaiman's "Sandman": ELLE FANNING as DELIRIUM "The youngest of the Endless, Delirium appears as a young girl whose form changes most frequently of any of the Endless, and is based on the random fluctuations of her temperament. She has wild multi-colored hair and eccentric, mismatched clothes. Her only permanent physical characteristic is that one of her eyes is emerald green and the other is pale blue with silver flecks, but even these sometimes switch between the left and right. She wad once known as 'Delight', but some traumatic event caused her to change into her current role. Her sigil is an abstract and shapeless blob of colors." https://tinyurl.com/sandmanfancasting #neilgaiman #thesandman #sandmanseries #filmadaptation #filmindevelopment #shitjustgotreal #dreamfancasting #shutupandtakemyfuckingmoney #shakingandcrying #theendless #preludesandnocturnes #ellefanning #delirium #theendlessdelirium
UHM WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK?! YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO, MR. VAUGHAN AND MS. STAPLES!!! Nooooooooooooo!!! You can't split up my beautiful alien baes Marko and Alana!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HAZEL?! TO ME?! UGH FUCK THIS SHIT. This is what I get for sticking with an emotionally manipulative comic series like "Saga". #saga #sagacomic #sagavolumefour #comicseries #graphicnovel #imagecomics #briankvaughan #fionastaples #sagacharacters #alanaandmarko #markoandalana #mybeautifulalienbaes #hazel #nopenopenopenope #shitjustgotreal #fuckthisshit #howcouldyoudothistome
PRINCE ROBOT NO WTF ARE YOU DOING ON SEXTILLION DAMMIT?! You're supposed to be recuperating after getting fritzed back on Quietus! Get away from those filthy whores and go back home because your PRINCESS WIFE just gave birth to YOUR SON, the future heir to the Robot Kingdom throne! God, all these fucking feels in "Saga" right now like I can't even. #saga #sagacomic #sagavolumefour #comicseries #graphicnovel #imagecomics #briankvaughan #fionastaples #sagacharacters #princerobotiv #nopenopenopenope #shitjustgotreal #allthegraphicnovelfeels #icanteven
ALANA NO WTF ARE YOU DOING TAKING CRAZY DRUGS ON YOUR JOB WHEN YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER AT HOME TO THINK ABOUT?! Right. Shit just went hella real in "Saga" now that Alana just took a supercharged drug called Fadeaway. #saga #sagacomic #sagavolumefour #comicseries #graphicnovel #imagecomics #briankvaughan #fionastaples #sagacharacters #alana #nopenopenopenope #shitjustgotreal #fadeaway #drugaddiction
OMFG ROBOT JANITOR DENGO NO WTF DID YOU JUST--HOLY FUCKING SHIT SON YOU JUST SLAYED PRINCE ROBOT'S PRINCESS WIFE. "Saga" just went full-on "Game Of Thrones" with their character death count! #saga #sagacomic #sagavolumefour #comicseries #graphicnovel #imagecomics #briankvaughan #fionastaples #sagacharacters #dengo #shitjustgotreal #ohmyfuckinggod
And here I thought Prince Robot IV was the only freakin' Robot badass who stole my fanboy heart. In comes Dengo, a vengeful lower-class janitor, who just killed Princess Robot, kidnapped the royal robot baby as his hostage, and completely MASSACRED an entire ship full of armed Landfallian soldiers and high-ranking Robot officers. FUCK YEAH DENGO! #saga #sagacomic #sagavolumefour #comicseries #graphicnovel #imagecomics #briankvaughan #fionastaples #sagacharacters #dengo #robotjanitor #shitjustgotreal #fuckyeah #shutupandtakemyfuckingmoney #allmyfanboyfeels
BOW CHICKA BOW WOWW!!! OH YEAH My sexy alien lover baes Alana and Marko about to get their extraterrestrial freak on in "Saga"! And God bless the glorious talents of Fiona Staples for making Marko look SO FUCKING HOT without clothes on... #saga #sagacomic #sagavolumefour #comicseries #graphicnovel #imagecomics #briankvaughan #fionastaples #sagacharacters #alanaandmarko #markoandalana #mybeautifulalienbaes #getyourfreakon #bowchickabowwoww #shitjustgotreal #thethirstisfuckingreal #shutupandtakemyfuckingmoney
OMFG YAS PRINCE ROBOT BLAST THAT PUNK ASS SEXTILLION PIMP BITCH MAMA SUN TO HER FILTHY DEATH! And the death count of "Saga" just keeps on rising with every episode! #saga #sagacomic #sagavolumefour #comicseries #graphicnovel #imagecomics #briankvaughan #fionastaples #sagacharacters #princerobotiv #mamasun #shitjustgotreal
OMFG Shit just got hella real for my fritzed royal bae Prince Robot IV if he has to see his father, King Robot! Can't wait to meet Daddy!!! #saga #sagacomic #sagavolumefour #comicseries #graphicnovel #imagecomics #briankvaughan #fionastaples #sagacharacters #princerobotiv #kingrobot #shitjustgotreal #robotroyals #godsavetheking
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! So basically if you took Henry VIII of England and gave him a gigantic flat-screen, super high-def LED TV monitor for a head, you'd get HRH King Robot, father of Prince Robot IV. Bless the demented imaginations of Brian and Fiona for creating this visually striking character in "Saga". #saga #sagacomic #sagavolumefour #comicseries #graphicnovel #imagecomics #briankvaughan #fionastaples #sagacharacters #kingrobot #holyfuckingshit #shitjustgotreal #robotroyalty
Fucking betrayal of the most cowardly order, is what this is! Looks like Dengo is about to cross paths with the fugitive family of "Saga" now that this hunchbacked alien bitch Yuma is gonna spill all the deets on Alana and her family. #saga #sagacomic #sagavolumefour #comicseries #graphicnovel #imagecomics #briankvaughan #fionastaples #sagacharacters #dengo #robotjanitor #yuma #shitjustgotreal #betrayal #nopenopenopenope
OMFG HNNNNNGGGGGGFFFFF YAAAAAAASSSSSS SLAAAAAAAYYY!!! Best. Cliffhanger. Ever!!! I can't fucking believe "Saga: Volume Four" ended with my baes Marko and Prince Robot IV teaming up to save their loved ones from my other bae, Dengo. OMFG I SHIP THEM HAHAHAHAHAHA! #saga #sagacomic #sagavolumefour #comicseries #graphicnovel #imagecomics #briankvaughan #fionastaples #sagacharacters #marko #princerobotiv #mybeautifulalienbaes #ishipthem #mybodyisready #shitjustgotreal #shakingandcrying #shutupandtakemyfuckingmoney #allmyfanboyfeels