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Y'ALL BETTER RECOGNIZE THE BADASSERY OF CHRIS EVANS IN THIS MOVIE, TUMBLR. SNOWPIERCER IS COMING TO FUCKING SLAY YOUR FEELS OFF.

well i'm sure you're pretty pleased that conchita wurst won this year's eurovision, amirite?

BUT OF COURSE ANON SIS!!! FIERCE AND FLAWLESS BEARDED GODDESS DESERVED IT! AND NONE FOR HOMOPHOBIC RUSSIA, BYE!

SO APPARENTLY HOT GAY SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS ON MTV UK’S VERSION OF “JERSEY SHORE” AND I’M ONLY JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT IT?! THIS NEEDS TO BE FUCKING RECTIFIED ASAP. ALSO, THE SITUATION AND PAULY D WOULD NEVER WITH THIS KIND OF SEXY HOMOEROTIC GOODNESS.

eat your fucking heart out, pillsbury doughboy! XD

Disney’s Big Hero 6 | November 07, 2014 (x)

Florence + The Machine & Coldplay - "Shake The Scientist"

Question: Is the "Snowpiercer" train possible? Answer: YES! The Engine is eternal! The Engine is forever! +++ Developing a locomotive powered by nuclear fusion that runs nonstop around the world as seen in the South Korean post-apocalyptic train movie “Snowpiercer” could be possible, scientists said. If the world’s scientists and engineers can figure out a way to make a fusion reactor small enough to fit inside a train’s engine room, and use snow as a water supply to fuel the fusion, a real-life Snowpiercer could be developed like nuclear-powered aircraft carriers and submarines. “If a small-size fusion reactor can be developed, it can generate energy for a train,” said Oh Young-Kook, a researcher at the National Fusion Research Institute. “Also, assuming we can use around 5,000 lithium-ion batteries in an engine room, and turn snow outside into water, a fusion reactor could generate energy for a train for several decades.” Nuclear fusion is referred to as an “artificial sun” as it can potentially generate an unlimited amount of energy through hydrogen and tritium. Hydrogen can be obtained from water, while tritium can be gained from lithium-ion batteries, which are used nowadays to power smartphones or laptops, the researcher noted. Scientists worldwide are seeking to develop and secure the next-generation sustainable energy through a controlled process of making two atomic nuclei collide and fuse. Seven members ― the European Union, India, Japan, China, Russia, South Korea and the U.S. ― are currently building the world’s largest experimental nuclear fusion reactor, called the International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor, or ITER, in France. Its first pilot fusion plant will begin operations in 2040. “Fusion power will be the most ideal source of energy as it is safer and greener than nuclear energy,” said Kim Gon-ho, a professor of Seoul National University’s Plasmas and Fusion Engineering Department. “It will still take some time to make it commercially available even after 2040 because the fusion process requires a very high, sophisticated level of technology.” South Korea, which belatedly jumped into fusion energy research, plans to invest some 150 billion won ($146 million) in the field this year. The National Fusion Research Institute successfully developed a nuclear fusion reactor called Korea Superconducting Tokamak Advanced Research in 2007. “The KSTAR will conduct a variety of experiments and tests to realize the development of fusion energy,” an NFRI official said. +++ SOURCE

OH YEAH.

JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT... >_<

YAAAAAASSSS MY CRAZY SNARKY GALAXY AVENGING BABIES!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

OMFG YAS I WILL PAY THE FUCK TO SEE MY NEIGHBOR GUILLERMO DEL TOTORO

Japanese child actress Mana Ashida (little Mako) was embarrassed that she couldn’t pronounce Guillermo Del Toro’s name so he gave her special permission to call him “Totoro-san” instead.

My Neighbor Guillermo Del Toro.

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. CHANNING TATUM IS FUCKING BEYOND IN THIS MOVIE.

LOOK AT ALL THIS AWESOME SNOWPIERCER SWAG YOU'LL BE GETTING JUST FOR SEEING THE MOVIE IN THEATERS.

OMFG BLESS!!!

IT'S SO AWESOME I CAN'T EVEN!!! <3333

hiiii!!! it's me again, your new fan who stumbled upon your other blog with the beautiful blood/gore artworks! ^_^ so yeah, this is me following your instructions to place my request on this blog so you can make the color drawing of minister mason from snowpiercer. but i was wondering if you could include curtis too? perhaps sketching them in a sort of battle pose if you were to design a one-sheet poster for the film. so glad you LOVED snowpiercer btw. and welcome to the fandom too!

Heya!

I didn’t go into too much detail because this is not a commission and I do these requests for some quick 15-20 minute fun. But I did draw you a Curtis and a Minister Mason!

Yeah, neither of them are having a particularly good day, haha XD

So my relationship with food for my entire life is perfectly expressed by this flawless Oscar-winning short film from Disney Animation.

I am Winston.

You are Winston.

We are ALL Winston.

At that age, I was almost too short to look outside.

Through one of my windows, all I could see was a cloud, an ocean of ash. It suffocated everything. Out the other window, I saw the people in town. Out both, I saw darkness.

Dad had always said the job of the dam keeper is to keep the darkness away. But by then, I was doing it alone.

And he never told me what to do when it surrounds you.

His mask protected me from the cloud, and nothing I had protected me from the people.

I was the dam keeper...

— Pig (voiced by Lars Mikkelsen)

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UGH THIS OSCAR-NOMINATED SHORT FILM COMPLETELY DESTROYED ME I CAN'T EVEN LIKE JFC THE BULLYING AND HURT/COMFORT FRIENDSHIP FEELS ARE TOO HELLA FUCKING REAL AND THEY’RE ACTUALLY GONNA MAKE A FULL-LENGTH FEATURE FILM PLUS A GRAPHIC NOVEL SERIES BASED ON THIS PERFECTION HOLY SHIT MY BODY IS NOT GONNA BE READY TO BE SLAYED BY THAT GOD HELP ME.

OMFG THIS PHOTO IS EVERYTHING.

#look at tony looking all fucking smug like yeah bitch i'm tony fucking stark at the mtv movie awards and this lifetime achievement award in my billionaire hands

#look at steve all proud and shit making pretty googly eyes at his superhusband bae like yas ma'am that's my man right there

#look at clint with that flawless pose of obeisance and rocking that deep purple leather jacket like when will the rest of the team ever

#look at thor casting a shadow on clint's smiley face as he's desperately trying to get some of that tasty gilded popcorn in tony's hands

#look at natasha rocking that awesome pink outfit and not giving two fucks that she's left her black clothes at home and bowing down to tony winning an mtv generation award

#look at bruce just so fucking happy that his science bro has won something and fuck yeah his sneaker-and-ankle-display game is on fucking point bitch

WITNESS HIM, MY WASTELAND BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

OMG YAS THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!! SUCH CUTE. SO FLUFF. MUCH ADORBS. >_< <3 NUXABLE FTW!!!

omg can you please write a modern AU where capable is a nurse tending to nux whose in the hospital because of an accident at the service garage where he works as a mechanic. :D i normally don't go for het ships since i prefer slash ones but holy mother god, i ship these two so hard since i saw mad max.

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Haha I totally understand. I saw movie and walked away with a fierce burning passion for the two. I guess I’m a sucker for subtle romantic subplot. Thanks for the ask!

Capable sipped at her coffee and flicked the bag of creamer between her fingers. The black roast at the hospital edged into pure espresso territory daily, but no one was complaining. Long day shifts where focus and attention to detail saved lives in the most literal sense made drowsiness a work hazard. 

Capable’s break was officially an hour long, taken in whatever increments she could steal when the ever-present and powerful force of human stupidity didn’t cause an ER rush, but today was a special day.

Today Capable took her break in one long, blessed, hour of uninterrupted peace. She even had time to add cream(er) and sugar to her espresso and sip it. She couldn’t say she enjoyed her drink, but it was interesting to taste the coffee instead of throwing it back and feeling the burn of hot coffee running down her throat.

Valory said something about wishing she could inject pure caffeine into a vein for a quick mid-shift fix. Capable laughed along with everyone else but would never admit that the moment she got home she researched intra-venous caffeine injections.

The hospital was dead. 

Capable had worked at Northern Citadel Hospital for a decade and she had never, not even on her shadow shifts where she had no real responsibility or work, had so little to do. 

While she had been recounting supply closet she hoped that the early day lag was a result of the universe pulling back, like an elastic band being pulled to its limits, and then sometime in the afternoon the universe would let go and the world would snap back into action and ER would be a true place of emergency and not the break room it had become. 

Valory walked into the cafeteria and glanced at Capable before pouring her own cup of caffeine. 

“Capable, you’re missing the fun.” 

Capable jolted and sat up straight. “Fun? Was there a pile up on the Fury Road?” 

Valory chuckled and shook her head. “I wish. Just some garage accident.” Valory’s long black hair was let loose today and not strung into her usual high ponytail. Capable grimaced. If Val’s hair was down then there was no way that the garage accident was bad.

Capable tossed her half-full coffee into the garbage and was playing with her pager. 

“Oh yeah?” She paused and waited for the bloody details. Valory had a good heart but she took a lot of pleasure in other people’s pain. She was never so happy as when she can work on the bloodiest and most likely fatal case. Those people had the highest mortality, but when she saved even one she was content. They called her the Valkyrie, the battle angel that guided the dead to Valhalla. 

Val took a long sip and shook her hair over one shoulder. 

“Caucasian male, 26, lacerations to his abdominal and right arm. Boring.” Val said.

“Have you assigned him to a nurse yet?” 

Val shook her head. “Nah, he’s en route. It’s an hour of sutures at best. Don’t waste your time. Let one of the baby nurses take it.” 

Capable was up and halfway out of the caf by the time Val was done talking. “Give him to me,” she said.

 Val grimaced into her coffee. “No way. Something better will turn up.” 

Capable paused in the doorframe. “Come on, Val. Give him to me. It’s so slow I’m going to lose my mind.”

Val shrugged. “Alright. He’s yours. But when the freak helicopter accident happens that I’ve been praying for comes in, don’t come crying to me because your knuckle deep in some motorhead’s guts.” 

“Thanks,” 

Capable was gone.

—-

Capable looked over the boy and had a hard time believing that he was only a few years younger than her. Maybe it was the grade-A morphine coursing through his veins but his eyes were wide with child-like wonder as he played with the tubes going into his arm.

The EMT gave Capable a quick briefing in hushed tones.

“One of the chains on their hydraulic lift snapped. He got the nasty end of that whip. It’s not too deep. Basic sutures and the such. I’d give him some painkillers before you start stitching”

“Ok thank you- wait, what?” Capable gave the boy a once over. “He’s not on any pain meds?”

The EMT shrugged and hefted his emergency response bag a little higher on his shoulder. “He’s got an incredible pain tolerance. And he’s chatty too. He’ll talk your ear right off it you let him.” 

“Alright, thanks. I’ll let you get back out there.”

The EMT laughed. “Out where? This was the busiest part of my day.” 

Capable assessed the boy and a couple possible treatments flashed through her head. 

The gouge was a deep one that spread from the center of his chest and stretched over to his arm. It didn’t go deep enough to sever muscles, and the kid was conscious and fully lucid which was a good sign. Capable’s eyes moved from his torso to the boy’s head and flinched back when her eyes met his deep blue ones. 

“Hullo,” he said and smiled. 

“Hello.” Capable had to pause for a minute before she remembered what she was supposed to say. “I’m your nurse. You can call me Capable. What’s your name?”

“Nux.” Nux looked away and fingered the edge of his open cut. 

“Don’t do that.” Capable didn’t process the words before she said them. Nux’s fingers shot away as though Capable had slapped his hands.

“Sorry,” 

He blushed and settled his roving hands into his lap. 

“It’s fine, I just don’t normally have to tell people not to touch their injuries. It should hurt.” Capable checked the IV’s and shuffled the needles around under the guise of fixing their position. Her frown subsided when his arms were empty of track marks and needle scars that would have hinted at drug use.

“It does hurt.” Nux shifted a bit in the cot and now that Capable was closer she could see the twitch of his mouth. A grimace every time he jostled his wounds. “But complaining makes it worse. Focuses everything on that one spot, you know?” 

Capable nodded. Distraction methods were the first thing you learn as a nurse. Distract the patient, heal the injury. 

“On a scale of 1 to 10, what would you say the pain is like?”

Nux furrowed his brow and was silent for a minute. “I don’t know, really. A four?”

Capable’s eyebrows shot up to her hairline. “A four?”

“A four.” Nux nodded. “It hurts, but not too, too bad.” 

“Do you get hurt a lot?” Capable asked. His kind of pain tolerance didn’t come without practice. She saw his jaw clench and a muscle in his neck jump before relaxing.

He smiled wide. “I’m clumsy I think. And I work with a lot of tools and thirsty engines. Hot engines.” He chuckled and ran his hand over his face. His thumb lingered on a deep, old scar just above his temple. “This ain’t too bad.”

“Alright, Nux, your last name?” 

“Um, Immortan? Nux Immortan.”

“Alright, Mr. Immortan I-” 

Nux flinched away from her. “Just Nux.” 

Capable’s smiled dipped. “Oh, I’m sorry.”

“Is fine.” Nux mumbled.

“Alright, Nux, I’m going to start you on a morphine drip. Once that’s kicked in I’m going to stitch you up and then send you home. Any questions.”

Nux shook his head hard and Capable noticed that his fingers were grazing the edge of his cut again. 

“Stop touching that.”

“Sorry!” Nux drew back his hands but Capable knew that they wouldn’t be in his lap for long.

Capable set up the morphine and found that every time she looked up to check on the boy, he was watching her. It wasn’t the leering appreciation she got from entitled men. It wasn’t even the sly look young men gave her when they thought they had a chance.

Nux looked at her with quiet interest, and whenever her eyes met his, he’d look away with the faintest blush on his cheeks. 

He wasn’t an ugly boy. He was pale, and well muscled as labour tended to be. His hair was shaved close to the scalp but it was his eyes that caught her attention. It was a blue that you could drown in if you weren’t careful. 

“Shiny.” 

Nux spoke and broke Capable out of her thoughts. She glanced up to find him staring at her hair. Capable checked the morphine and decided that it was definitely taking effect. 

Nux clapped his hand over his mouth and stared at her wide-eyed. “I said that out loud?” 

Capable couldn’t force down her laugh. “Yes, you did.”

“I didn’t mean to.”

“You’re on a pretty powerful painkiller. Don’t worry sweetheart.”

Nux let his hands fall back into his lap. He looked at her. “Look. I’m not touching it. Not touching the hurt.” 

Capable smiled and soaked sterilized gauze with a disinfectant. “I did see that. Well done.” 

Nux bit his lip but the beginnings of a smile were tugging at his mouth. “Thanks.” 

“So, Nux,” Capable wiped down his chest. The disinfectant dyed his skin orange. “Tell me a bit about yourself.”

“I don’t want to.” Nux gave the morphine cord a gentle tug. “I’m going to sound stupid.” 

“No! Not at all.” Capable drew his hand away from the cord. “I’m curious about you and I’ve been a nurse too long to judge someone on morphine.”

“I’m not much. Just a mechanic.”

“Where do you work?”

“Joe’s Car Shop.” Nux sat up straight and reached for the bedside table. “Thirsty.” 

Capable fetched the glass for him and watched as he downed the whole thing in one gulp. 

“The one off Highway 78? In the Greenplace community?”

Nux paused for a long moment. “Yes. Right next to the Gastown Bar.”

“Huh. I live around that area.”

“You do?” Nux rubbed his hands together. “I work there.”

“At Joe’s Car Shop?” Capable asked. She didn’t know why she loved to torture morphine addled patients, but god she loved to torture them.

Nux stared at her. “How did you know?” 

Capable laughed and began the sutures. Nux watched the metal weave in and out of his skin without complaint. “Is this going to ruin my tattoos, you think?”

Capable looked to where he was gesturing and for the first time realized just how much ink this kid had. His chest was covered with hard black lines. It took her a minute to realize what she was staring at.

Nux had a very intricate car engine carved into the skin of his chest. Her mouth dropped open.

“Wow.” 

Nux tapped her on the shoulder. “Ms. Capable? Do you think this scar is going to ruin it?” 

The chain had bit into the bottom of the tattoo, painting the underside of the engine red. 

Capable shook her head. “Maybe a bit.” 

Nux looked so dejected she was afraid that he was going to cry. 

“But!” Capable was grasping at straws but she did not want to see this man cry. Somewhere between their introductions and now Nux had wriggled into her heart and now there was a little soft spot for him. “You could get that tattoo scarred onto your skin.”

“Scarification…?” 

Capable nodded and continued. “It would look amazing.” 

“I think I have too many scars.” Nux confessed. His hand was back on his temple and rubbing the old scar there.

“I don’t think so.” Capable replied. “I think you pull them off well. They add character.” 

Nux didn’t say anything but he rubbed his temple.

“And I’m a nurse.” Capable continued. “I’ve seen more scars than you ever will. Trust me when I tell you that they don’t make you any less handsome.”

“You think I’m handsome?!” 

Nux shoved his hands to his face again and in a quiet whisper. “I said that out loud too.”

“Yes you did,” Capable said.

Nux looked her over and chewed on his bottom lip. “If you have car problems. I can fix it.” 

Capable smiled. “I don’t have a car.” 

Nux blinked, almost like he were amazed that someone didn’t own a vehicle in this day and age. 

“But I like coffee.” Capable offered. 

“I can buy coffee!” Nux winced. “Sorry, too loud.” 

Capable laughed and finished up with the sutures. Nux waited a heartbeat before continuing.

“Can I buy you coffee?” 

Capable looked at him and couldn’t explain why he made her feel warm, but she was starting to like the feeling. She’d never had a boy make her feel warm.

Her sisters made her happy, Val and her friend Furiosa made her happy. She never thought that a man would be able to do so as well.

“Yeah, I’d like that.”

OMFG YAS YOU GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL KEEPER OF THE DEMENTED BUT ADORABLE WAR BAES!!! >_< THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!! Also, major fucking bonus points for the Tove Lo reference in the title! Ugh, I love her and that song so much and it fit the fic perfectly. JUST HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGFFFFFFF I just want to take these two wayward War Boys and just give them the biggest HUG because FEELS. <3

Is this how you link? I’ve honestly never done it before. o3o

Anyway, Tumblr request number one! This is for brentofthefabulouswild, who wanted some Nux/Slit smut. c: (I’m honestly pretty self-conscious about my smut writing, so hopefully it’s okay~)

Part six of the series already, I feel so productive~

Well, here I come And I'm not so scared Got my pedal to the metal Got my hands in the air Look out, you take your blinders off Everybody's looking for a way to get real gone...

BEST. FAMILY. ROAD TRIP. EVER!