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Rating dsmp characters based on how good I think their hugs would be bc I'm bored
alivebur: 4/10 will go on a crazy ramble, and he's very cold. the evil laugh is on point tho, and pretty good squeeze
Ghostbur: 9/10 he would just act like i'm the best. i like those hugs. he's cold though, and the blue would be hard to clean up :/
Philza: 10/10 dad hugs. and wings. great mix. and he's fucking Philza Minecraft
Techno: 5/10 he wouldn't hug back at first, but once he does it's warm. but the hugs are always too short and he barely even sqeezes.
Tommy: 6/10 this child will stab you. other than that, pretty solid hug.
Tubbo: 7/10 this child won't stab you. but he will make a vague threat. he seems warm though, and he would do the lil squeeze
Ranboo: 9/10 he tall. and he is a dad and a lesbian. dads and lesbians give the best hugs. he has a tail too, and it'll probably wrap around hug receiver. good hug :) he might have an existential crisis mid-hug tho :(
Karl: 10/10 have you seen this man? he would give the best hugs. like, hug tight with one hand and the other in hair. aaaaaaaaaaaa cold hands, tho
Sappitus Nappitus: 8/10 so fjucking warm. prolly head on top of head too. sometimes he might get exited and light on fire though
Quack man: 6/10 just... long hug. long hugs are good. he might propose a weird gamble thingy though
Dream: 1/10 will blackmail you/steal your prized possessions/speedrun your funeral. pretty warm though
Niki: 10/10 she's warm, she smells like bread, and she will mess with the hair
Puffy: 10/10 mom hugs. she smells like the ocean, and rocks back and forth like she's rocking a baby. wait i want c!Puffy as a mom-
Foolish: 9/10 this 24 foot motherfucker could carry me like a baby. the initial lift would be terrifying, but i would feel like baby, so it would be worth it
Eret: 9/10 she would do the thing where she wraps his arms around you. and does the squeezy. but will step on the feet every time without fail
BBH: 2/10 will try to bring you into his weird egg cult. but dad vibes
Antfrost: 5/10 kitty but egg. but tall and could carry me like baby. but i would need to join egg cult... time to be mind controlled ig
Ponk: 9/10 he gives off the vibes
Sam: ?/10 he's a bit of a wild card, he would give good hugs, but at the same time, look at what happened to Ponk
Skeppy: 1/10 he's 2'2. and made out of diamond. so it would feel like hugging a sharp, cold, hard stuffed animal.
Hannah: 10/10 scary flower lady gives off the vibes. idk why
ok cool i'm done
That's so nice and it's great he can help people :) Hope everyone is safe and having a good morning/night!
[Transcript:
Wilbur: (reading donation) “Your contents been getting me through quarantine, I’ve even managed to get one week clean by using your videos, not to be too dark”.
Wilbur: (talking to donator) “Man, that’s so fucking good, I’m so glad. Anything you can do to distract yourself with it, even if its just me. *laughs* That’s so good, I’m so proud of you.”
Wilbur: (reading donation) “I just wanted to let you know that your content you make helps a lot of people.”
Wilbur: (talking to donator/chat) “Man, forget about me, I’m proud of you; that’s fucking amazing. That’s so cool. One week clean, and many more to go. I believe in you, dude, I believe in you. And remember, no matter how many steps forward you take a step backwards doesn’t matter because of the progress you’ve made so far you, can be proud of yourself already.”
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I think this is a good time to remind ourselves that twitter cancellation threads over past events are a form of performative activism. Roasting someone who has since changed’s feet over the fire will not help the issues in our society today, and you are not a bad person for supporting them today.
This is how you teach people that they are irredeemable.
SBI family be like:
Phil: we’re a very masculine household.
Techno: *in the background* so tommy, do you want the peppa pig or the paw patrol band aid?
THE BOIS, THE SLEEPIES
Big brother will
I KNOW IVE ALREADY GIVEN MY FIRST BORN BUT I NEED SBI. TAKE MY 2ND BORN
AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 2 Side 2
Wilbur & Technoblade & Tommyinnit & Phil are here as a platonic/familial relationship.
This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.