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The recoms: The general meets Rio

Rio: I’m so fucking scared right now

Fike: -eating a gornola bar- you’ll be fine

Z-dog: yeah plus the coronals gonna be with you so no worries

Rio:….that doesn’t make it any better z

Quaritch: there you are. You ready to meet the general?

Rio: -nods nervously- totally…

Quaritch: just take Deep breaths and you’ll be fine

Rio: ….ok

-they go to general armdores office-

General armdore: -let’s Rio inside but not quaritch- I can take it from here coronal

Quaritch: -nods and walks away-

Rio: *THEY LIED TO ME!*

General Ardmore: it would be funny if I said I wasn’t expecting you to be lighter than the other recoms.

Rio:..-nods slightly-

General Ardmore: and your past files say that you use to be in a na’vi field of medicine and was studying anatomy about the Na’vi too. Is that correct?

Rio: yeas general. Before I died I use to study anatomy and medicine for na’vi.

General Ardmore: well looks like you are well suited for the job Rio. Welcome to protect phoenix.

Rio: -bows their head- thank you general Ardmore. -salutes and leaves-

General Ardmore: -salutes and goes back to what she was doing-

-meanwhile with the others-

Brown: who would do more push ups Lopez or Ja

Lopez: me you dumb fuck

Ja: No me

Lopez: ALIGHT BET

Z-dog: oh look the Rio’s coming back

Rio: IM OFFICIALLY APART OF PROJECT PHOENIX!

Lyle: see I told you she would let you on the team

Rio: you said that I would shit my pants

Lyle:……stfu

quaritch: its Great to officially have you on the team

Rio: yeah

Lopez: -doing push ups with ja-

Ja: -doing the same thing-

Mansk: 99…100…101

-Lopez And ja end up falling out at 109 and decided to do a thumb war-

Warren:….HOW COME IM NOT INCLUDED!?

- @dyingofcookies COME GET UR MAN HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!-

Warren: Hold on a Minute im about to break the 4th wall

-NO-