The Recoms: The General Meets Rio

The recoms: The general meets Rio

Rio: I’m so fucking scared right now

Fike: -eating a gornola bar- you’ll be fine

Z-dog: yeah plus the coronals gonna be with you so no worries

Rio:….that doesn’t make it any better z

Quaritch: there you are. You ready to meet the general?

Rio: -nods nervously- totally…

Quaritch: just take Deep breaths and you’ll be fine

Rio: ….ok

-they go to general armdores office-

General armdore: -let’s Rio inside but not quaritch- I can take it from here coronal

Quaritch: -nods and walks away-

Rio: *THEY LIED TO ME!*

General Ardmore: it would be funny if I said I wasn’t expecting you to be lighter than the other recoms.

Rio:..-nods slightly-

General Ardmore: and your past files say that you use to be in a na’vi field of medicine and was studying anatomy about the Na’vi too. Is that correct?

Rio: yeas general. Before I died I use to study anatomy and medicine for na’vi.

General Ardmore: well looks like you are well suited for the job Rio. Welcome to protect phoenix.

Rio: -bows their head- thank you general Ardmore. -salutes and leaves-

General Ardmore: -salutes and goes back to what she was doing-

-meanwhile with the others-

Brown: who would do more push ups Lopez or Ja

Lopez: me you dumb fuck

Ja: No me

Lopez: ALIGHT BET

Z-dog: oh look the Rio’s coming back

Rio: IM OFFICIALLY APART OF PROJECT PHOENIX!

Lyle: see I told you she would let you on the team

Rio: you said that I would shit my pants

Lyle:……stfu

quaritch: its Great to officially have you on the team

Rio: yeah

Lopez: -doing push ups with ja-

Ja: -doing the same thing-

Mansk: 99…100…101

-Lopez And ja end up falling out at 109 and decided to do a thumb war-

Warren:….HOW COME IM NOT INCLUDED!?

- @dyingofcookies COME GET UR MAN HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!-

Warren: Hold on a Minute im about to break the 4th wall

-NO-

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“You’re supposed to stay close to the base…” he says while grabbing the bandages out the medicine cabinet. Rio looked down at the floor taking in the lecture.

“And what do you do you go wander off!” Mansk yells applying rubbing alcohol on Rio’s arm before wrapping it with the bandages. Rio hissed a little at anger in his voice and at the fact they got rubbing alcohol put on their arm.

“Why did you even wander off in the first place!?” Mansk asked them. Rio couldn’t come up with a good enough for them.

“Answer me.” Mansk said.

“…I…don’t…know..” Rio said looking down at the ground while Mansk stood up. Mansk rubbed his temple and looked back at the child sitting in front of him.

“What do you mean you don’t know.” He asked them. Rio didn’t say anything. They sat there and thought about why they didn’t know. They didn’t wanna say it was because Spider thought it would be a good idea and explore a little bit away from the RDA base. Mansk kneeled down to Rio’s level. He put a hand on Rio’s shoulder and sighed.

“Don’t do that again kid…” he said before patting Rio’s head. Rio just gave him The ‘you’re not my dad but ok’ look.

“Yes sir..” They said fiddling with the handmade bracelet on their wrist. Mansk helped off the table before putting the bandages and rubbing alcohol back in the medicine cabinet. After the little lecture from Mansk they went to Spider who was pacing around the room. When he heard the door opening he looked to see who it was.

“Thank eywa You’re ok!” Spider said as he sighed in relief to them not being dead or in a coma. Rio walked over to him and punched him in the shoulder. Spider rubbed his shoulder a little from the impact of the punch.

“Be lucky that it isn’t the both of us in trouble.” Rio said siting on the table provided in the room.

“Oh please. I scolded by Quaritch but he didn’t give me an ass woppen tho.” Spider said sitting next to them.

“Yeah same. I also didn’t get an ass woppen.” Rio said messing with spiders hair a little bit.

“You remind me of someone…”

“Who?”

“Neteyam…”

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The Ocean Trio (someone give me a different name for them if you can)

Ao’nung: I’m so bored!

Tsireya: Aren’t we all?

Rotxo:-napping in a hammock- zzz

Ao’nung: I’m about to flip him out that hammock.

Tsireya: don’t

Ao’nung: -turns the hammock upside down so Rotxo falls out- wake up

Rotxo: -falls on the ground with a thud and wakes up- owww I was having the best dream!

Ao’nung: don’t care didn’t ask

Tsireya: why does it have to be so hot outside!?

Rotxo: don’t know. Im just tired

Tsireya: yeah and im not about to be baking in the sun

Ao’nung: I like my light blue skin thank you very much.

Rotxo: oh yeah cause you were about 5-7 years old and you went back to your parents looking like a grape!

Ao’nung: ITS NOT FUNNY

Tsireya: i was only 2 or 3 at the time and so confused

Ao’nung: yeah the look on our parents faces.

Rotxo: couldn’t be me!

Ao’nung: how about you go baking in the sun!

Rotxo: I will and I will not turn purple! -walks outside-

-a few hours or minutes later-

Rotxo: -comes back looking purple-……Umm

Ao’nung: HAHA! PURPLE ASS BITCH

Tsireya: Pfft

Rotxo: wait till my mom sees me like this. Just wait.

Ao’nung: -on the floor dying laughing- I can’t!I just can’t!

Tsireya: Are you dying

Ao’nung: yes

The recoms: lyles sand castle

Quaritch: -put up a beach umbrella and puts down their towels and everyone elses- EVERYONE LINE UP CAUSE YOUR ARE ALL GETTING SUNSCREEN!

-the whole unit lines up infront of quaritch-

Quaritch: -spraying sunscreen on every last one of them- now go play and don’t get yourselves killed.

Lopez: -dancing on the sand all the way to the water- HOT HOT HOT

Brown: I TOLD YOU TO KERP UR SHOES ON BUT YOU DONT LISTEN!

Lyle: -goes and starts making a sandcastle-

Mansk: Lyle what are you doing?

Lyle: making myself a sandcastle why?

Mansk: no reason

Lyle:….eh -continues making their sandcastle-

-a few moments later-

Lyle: Coronal coke look at my sand castle

Quaritch: oh Lyle let’s see- WHAT IN GODS NAME

-Lyle built a full on real castle that’s made out of sand-

Lyle: :)

Z-dog: -a the top of the castle- IM THE LESBIAN OF THE WORLD

Mansk: WTF

Ja: ME NEXT

Lopez:…………how

Brown: ………HUH

Prager: -takes a picture of it- achievement

Ja: GUYS THERES A HUGE WAVE COMING!

Quaritch: OH HELL NAW

Z-dog: I wanna surf it

Lopez: si no adiós (Yup Nope goodbye)

Brown: BIG WAVE BIG WAVE

Lyle: NOOOOO

-the big wave sweeps away lyles sand castle plus z-dog-

Lyle: -sniffles- my…sand…castle

Z-dog: -makes it on shore and coughs up water-……never again

Walker: -crouches down to z-dog- you good

Quaritch: It’s ok Lyle you can make another sandcastle when we come to the beach next time

Lyle: -more sniffles- ok

-they all go back to the RDA base and enjoy the rest of their day there. R.I.P lyles sandcastle. It will be missed-

Warren: HOW THE HELL ARE YALL GONNA FORGET ABOUT ME!? I’m about to break the 4th wall

-and they left warren at the beach for many reasons that I can not say-

The recoms poll

Ok so I was wondering. Do y’all want me make a blog about to recoms meeting my oc and I give background information later on after or just continue with the recoms doing dumbass shit with out my oc? I might do both who knows.

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Sleepover

Ronal: ok time to go to bed…night

Aonung: Night mom

Tsireya: Night

Tuk: -goes to sleep-

-lights go out….do they even have lights anyways!-

Lo’ak: oh oh oh oh Riley

Ao’nung: please stfu

Kiri: most of us are trying to sleep

Neteyam:……..hello darkness my old friend

Tsireya: -trying to hold in laughter-

Ao’nung: can y’all go to bed

Tuk: have you ever had a dream?

Kiri: Y’all don’t deserve to live

Ao’nung: -annoyed- go to sleep!

Tsireya: -trying to sleep-

Lo’ak: try to make microwave popcorn

Kiri: y’all are annoying af

Neteyam: language infront of the child

Ao’nung: Tuk passed out

Tuk: I’m still awake

Tsireya: who’s snoring

Rotxo: -snoring like a fucking bull-

Ao’nung: -slaps him awake- stfu

Rotxo: bitch wtf

Ronal: GO TO FUCKING BED OR ELSE IM BEATING ALL OF YALL

Everyone: -silent-

Ao’nung: a potato few around my room before you came

Ronal: -comes in and slaps tf out of Ao’nung- GO TO BED

Ao’nung:…..ok

Ronal: -leaves-

-everyone didn’t get an ass woppen but they had to deal with Rotxo snoring the whole ass night-

Merry Christmas