The Recoms: The General Meets Rio

The recoms: The general meets Rio

Rio: I’m so fucking scared right now

Fike: -eating a gornola bar- you’ll be fine

Z-dog: yeah plus the coronals gonna be with you so no worries

Rio:….that doesn’t make it any better z

Quaritch: there you are. You ready to meet the general?

Rio: -nods nervously- totally…

Quaritch: just take Deep breaths and you’ll be fine

Rio: ….ok

-they go to general armdores office-

General armdore: -let’s Rio inside but not quaritch- I can take it from here coronal

Quaritch: -nods and walks away-

Rio: *THEY LIED TO ME!*

General Ardmore: it would be funny if I said I wasn’t expecting you to be lighter than the other recoms.

Rio:..-nods slightly-

General Ardmore: and your past files say that you use to be in a na’vi field of medicine and was studying anatomy about the Na’vi too. Is that correct?

Rio: yeas general. Before I died I use to study anatomy and medicine for na’vi.

General Ardmore: well looks like you are well suited for the job Rio. Welcome to protect phoenix.

Rio: -bows their head- thank you general Ardmore. -salutes and leaves-

General Ardmore: -salutes and goes back to what she was doing-

-meanwhile with the others-

Brown: who would do more push ups Lopez or Ja

Lopez: me you dumb fuck

Ja: No me

Lopez: ALIGHT BET

Z-dog: oh look the Rio’s coming back

Rio: IM OFFICIALLY APART OF PROJECT PHOENIX!

Lyle: see I told you she would let you on the team

Rio: you said that I would shit my pants

Lyle:……stfu

quaritch: its Great to officially have you on the team

Rio: yeah

Lopez: -doing push ups with ja-

Ja: -doing the same thing-

Mansk: 99…100…101

-Lopez And ja end up falling out at 109 and decided to do a thumb war-

Warren:….HOW COME IM NOT INCLUDED!?

- @dyingofcookies COME GET UR MAN HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!-

Warren: Hold on a Minute im about to break the 4th wall

-NO-

Avatar: The way of the water

At school….CAUSE WHY NOT ft: my oc Rio..and the RDA

Lyle: ok class I’m gonna be ur sub for today cause idk where your teacher went.so do whatever idc

Rio:….WOOOOOO

Ao’nung: can I go home

Lyle: sure

Ao’nung: -packs his stuff and leaves- BYE BITCHES

Rotxo: UR GONNA LEAVE MEEEE!?

Kiri: can I burn the school down?

Neteyam: -looks up from his book- I’m sorry WHAT

Lyle: Hell yeah go for it

Kiri: -goes to burn the school down-

Lo’ak: do they not care?

neteyam: I’m so fucking scared

Rio: you should be

Lo’ak: can I eat in class?

Rio: -drinking a Dr.pepper- this is my last soda….

Lyle: sorry but you can’t…RIO PUT THAT DRINK UP BEFORE I CALL UR FATHER!

Rio: ARENT YOU MY ADOPTED FATHER?

Lyle:….oh right…PUT THAT DRINK UP

Lo’ak: naw man getting mad for no reason

Rio: HOW TF

Lyle: LANGUAGE

Jake: -over the intercom- EVERYONE EVACUATE THE SCHOOL IT IS ON FIRE EVACUATE!

Lyle:…..you still wanna drink ur drink and eat your snack?

Neteyam: I’m about to jump out a Window

Rotxo: -plays take me to the king- TAKE ME TO THE QUEEN!

Neteyam: -sighs- this is gonna be hell…

Rio: -chugs the Dr.pepper and chokes- ah shitttttt

Lo’ak: welp Rio dead

-the next day cause magic!-

Quaritch: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I HAD A BAD NOTE IN MY 100th YEAR OF TEACHING!

Rio: god damn it

Rotxo: can I go to the bathroom?

Quaritch: no

Rotxo: ok then

Neteyam: I didn’t do anything…

Ao’nung: -sleep in the back of the class- zzz

Lo’ak: -also asleep-

Quaritch: NOW RIO! WHY WERE YOU DRINKING SODA AND CUSSED OUT THE TEACHER? KIRI WHY TF DID YOU TRY AND BURN THE SCHOOL DOWN?!

Kiri: HE SAID WE COULD

Rio: can I leave?

Quaritch: no

Rotxo: can I go to the restroom?

Quaritch: do you have a pass

Rotxo:….yesss

Quaritch: that’s a fucking lie

Rio: -eating an Oreo-

Quaritch: -takes the bag and eats them-

Rio:…..-calls lyle- DAD UNCLE QUARITCH TOOK MY SHIT AND ATE IT!

Lyle: -hangs up and calls quaritch-

Quaritch: hello?

Lyle: -Cussing him out over the phone-

The recoms: Warren

This if the first fanfic I ever wrote and published. This is for @dyingofcookies cause I can tell that they have been searching the deepest pit of tumblr for some recom Warren x Reader

Warren stealing ur snacks and thinking you wouldn’t notice. This is fluff.

Ft: my oc

You sat on your bed in the middle of the night scrolling through the old videos you took with the unit when you were human. You missed your old self. In one of the videos you were watching was when Rio had joined and had already managed to become lyles replacement. You laughed at the video.

“WAIT SO THE ROOKIE CAN DO A BETTER JOB THAN ME?” Lyle yelled in disbelief

“Uh what do you think?” Trudy said tilting their sunglasses a little to glance at him. Rio chuckled in the background as you recorded the small argument between them.

“OK ROOKIE I CHALLENGE YOU!” Lyle said pointing at Rio behind you. You turned the camera towards Rio and laughed at their reaction to him saying that.

“umm I think I hear Johnny boy calling me…yeah uh bye!” And just like that Rio ran out the room. It didn’t take long for Lyle to chase after them and Trudy following behind them.

“AYE AYE COME BACK!” You laughed at the last words Trudy said before chasing after the duo.

It was nice to relive a memory. You honestly thought you lost Rio forever until they were in a avatar different from yours. They still had the same personality and everything. But then again they were still a rookie to the rest of the squad.

You felt your stomach grumble. You just groaned in annoyance. This happened every time and every time you went to go get one of your snacks it would be missing. It didn’t matter what it was it would always be eaten by someone or something. So you decided to take matters into your own hands and catch who was taking your snacks and eating them. You quitely got out of bed and snuck into the living room area. You heard rummaging in the kitchen so you decided to hide behind the counter to catch the culprit red handed or blue handed.

You slightly peeked over the counter and saw that it was no other than Warren. You stood up from behind the counter and crossed your arms as you did a slight cough to catch his attention. And it did. He froze and looked you way with a scared expression. It was like he was more scared of you than quaritch himself. All you could see was his yellow eyes and the glowing dots on his body.

“Now….I Can explain.” Warren Said as He put his hands up in surrender. You rolled your eyes and looked at the box of little bites he opened with YOUR name on them.

“Explain how all this time you have been taking my damn snacks and eating my little bites?” You said as you snatched the bag from his grasp.

“Ok well I can’t explain that but I didn’t know ok!” He whisper yelled. You sighed. You couldn’t be mad at him forever. He was just too cute. So you just gave in to him stealing and taking all your snacks.

“You need to stop stealing my snacks but then again I do the same thing to you.” You said as you walked away.

“I’m sorry what?” Warren asked confused. It’s true you have been taking his snacks from time to time. Sometimes you would like it and sometimes you wouldn’t. Warren grabbed your shoulder and turned you around to face him.

“You thought I was gonna let that slide honey? Yeah no.” Warren said as he kissed you on the lips softly before pulling away from you and walking back to his room with your little bites in hand. You didn’t even notice he took them from your hands after that little session. You ended up going to bed hugging your pillow trying to process what happened.

the recoms: Power outage sleepover

ft: my oc Rio

Rio: -trying to sleep peacefully-

Lyle: Rookie…Rookie…ROOKIE WAKE UP!

Rio: -wakes up- what?

Brown: yeah the power went out and Lyle wants everyone to have a sleepover because he’s a pussy

Lyle: am not

Prager: -eating a pop tart- hi

Rio:…..I’m going back to sleep

Lyle: Please please please join us!

Rio:…..fineeeee

Lyle: yay let’s go

-they all gathered in the gym and hell even quaritch was there-

Quaritch: this is stupid

Rio: -laying their head on walkers shoulder- yeah

Warren: do why are we here

Lyle: sleep over

Brown: where’s ja, Lopez, mansk and z?

Lyle: z dogs a heavy sleeper yet does sleep through her alarm the others idk

Mansk: im Right here

Ja: Yeah me too

Lopez: -sleep on a Damn bench press-

Z dog: -still in her room sleeping-

Rio: I just want some sleep but I’m too scared to fall a sleep-yawns-

Walker: why

Rio:…trauma

Walker: makes sense

Quaritch: Lord

Mansk: .-.

Lyle: so…-he starts telling spooky stories that sound hella stupid and Rio ends up going to sleep on walkers shoulder-

Walker: y’all shush Rio’s asleep

Ja: Gay

Warren: welp I’m going to bed night -goes to sleep in the corner of the gym-

Brown:…..-piles on top of Lopez and falls asleep- sorry not sorry

Lopez: -wakes up- PERRA! ERES PESADO! (bitch! Your heavy)

Brown: aww love you too

Lopez: -pushes brown off of him and goes back to sleep- BUENAS NOCHES! (Good night)

-they all end up falling asleep in the gym and wait for the power to cut back on in the morning-

Warren: Omg is the narrator being nice to me for once?

-I’m about to slap you if you don’t SHUSH-

Warren: Spoke too soon

Avatar: The way of water

New addition

Ft. You

Ao’nung: so this is the new addition to the group?

Tsireya: yes! Everyone meet y/n

Y/n: hi

Rotxo: hi welcome to the group! I’m Rotxo. Don’t mind Ao’nung he’s always mean

Ao’nung: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALWAYS MEAN

Lo’ak: It’s true hes mean but he’s joking …most of the time

Kiri: hi I’m kiri. That’s Lo’ak and neteyam. And that’s Tuk

Tuk: hello!

Tsireya: and you already met my brother and Rotxo

Y/n : yup

Spider: what I miss?

Tsireya: and that’s spider boy

Y/n: hi im Y/n

Ao’nung: ok so we all introduced ourselves. Now what

Y/n: i don’t Really know…

Rotxo: we can go to the spirt tree!

Tsireya: yeah we can do that. anyone in?

Kiri: me

Tuk: is Kiri gonna drown again

Kiri: no tuk I’m not gonna drown again

Spider: I wanna go

Y/n: You’re gonna be sitting on a giant lillypad so not you

Spider: man

Ao’nung: I’m going ofc

Lo’ak: I’m in

Neteyam: me too

Tsireya: TO THE SPIRIT TREE

-time skip to the spirt tree-

Ao’nung: we’re here!

Y/n: wow…it’s beautiful here

Tsireya: we know

Rotxo: -dives underwater to where the spirt tree is-

Tsireya: you know how to swim right?

Y/n: kind of just not very fast

Tsireya: just breath and hold my hand

Y/n: -holds Tsireya’s hand- ok

-y’all both dive underwater to the sprit tree with the others and nobody drowns but spider was left sitting on the beach waiting for y’all to come back-

I’m as trapped in a unless cycle…