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The batfam have a mandatory dinner once a month where everyone has to turn up no exceptions. One day Tim is about 20 minutes late and when he finally shows up he's in full Caroline get up, hes in heels, he's got the wig on, a full face of make up, the whole getup and none of the batfamily had any prior knowledge of Tim going out as Caroline so it takes them a minute to realise that Caroline is Tim. Tim apologies for being late says he was getting information and had no time to go home and change without risking being even later.
Something like this:
(Credit to @pokeberry5 and @arianna-creates for these wonderful pieces of art of Caroline Hill)
“Lois is sleeping with an alien! lois is sleeping with an alien!” so is clark. clark’s biological home planet was blown up and he was sent away just before it did and was adopted on an alien planet by aliens. clark is just an alien on this planet. they are both sleeping with aliens by sleeping with each other.
exactly
“Lois is sleeping with an alien! lois is sleeping with an alien!” so is clark. clark’s biological home planet was blown up and he was sent away just before it did and was adopted on an alien planet by aliens. clark is just an alien on this planet. they are both sleeping with aliens by sleeping with each other.
Between New 52 Lois Lane, Flashpoint Lois Lane, Pre-Flashpoint Lois Lane, Pre-Zero Hour Lois Lane, Pre-COIE Lois Lane (from the Silver/Bronze era of comics) and the other Pre-COIE Lois Lane (from the Golden Age DC comic books), which one would you consider the best Lois ever?
since haven’t read a ton of the comics ( i’m very slowly working through the dc comics but i’m still on batman) i’m gonna say smallville lois, just because she’s the one i’m most familiar with. or man of steel lois bc amy adams also played giselle in enchanted and it’s my favorite disney movie
lex luthor: you have 13 seconds before the island fucking explodes
you hottopic wannabe and you blue gum all son of a bitch
you have done nothing but destroy my life i hope you both die
+ bimbo factor
anyway, i’m right-
what a simp
calling all superbat writers…. angst prompt for u?
oliver absolutely sent bruce the orphan tears song and then proceeded to jokingly ask for a bottle, to which bruce replied by going to oliver’s house unannounced and crying as hard as he could into a bowl nonstop for at LEAST two hours then abruptly stopped and left like nothing happened. this haunts oliver’s dreams because he didn’t even see bruce cry at his parents or jason’s funeral
okay this may not make much sense but
bisexual disaster bisexual disaster
damien tryin to enjoy a hot morning beverage: •^•
tim, yoinking it as many siblings do: and thank you!
tim taking a swig and stopping dead in his tracks: oh my god
jason doing a cross word or something: ‘oh my god’ what timberly?
tim on the verge of tears: oh my god i need to sit down
dick putting his spoon back in his bowl: timmy? you good
damien taking his cup back: not everything in a cup like this is coffee drake
tim absolutely having a panic attack: there is something wrong with you
bruce now very worried: what was it tea hot chocolate? what’s wrong
tim sobbing: it’s fucking soup
every one turning to look at damien who’s reading a file: *lifts the silverware out of cup to reveal it is a fork with a noodle on it*
bruce: … damien?
damien without looking up: yes father?
jason: why the fuck are you having soup
bruce: jason!
damien: we’ll it’s not like soup can’t be eaten at breakfast, furthermore i want fucking soup
bruce desperately trying to bring peace to the breakfast table: DAMIEN, LANGUAGE
duke so, so tired: is there, ever a normal day in this house?
tim: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU HAVE IT IN A COFFEE CUP
damien, who’s first language is not english: OH CRY ME A TABLE DRAKE
Stephanie losing her shit: OH MY GOD IVE NEVER HEARD ANYONE SAY THAT IN AN ACTUAL ARGUMENT BEFORE 
bruce and selina (the batman 2004 cartoon) discussing the night they met at dinner:
selina: do you remember the night we met?
bruce, having flashbacks to the batbot going haywire and his car going on a joyride: oh god do i
selina mildly offended: it was like two fights bruce
alfred from the other room: and major damage to the bat cave and ‘the batman’s’ reputation miss kyle
selina remembering the head line ‘batman’s car goes rouge’: wait was the car me? while i was messing with your belt?
bruce finishing his drink: it’s a good thing i own a bike
jason todd angst courtesy of tiktok user  rulersreachfan
bruce and tim would go fucking feral for modded among us
her name is used tissue <3
give this guy the Scringliest orange kittie known to man
some idiot goon: WHATCHA GONNA DO BAT, YOUVE GOT NO ROBIN TO THROW
bruce instantly smiling: :)
goon: what
bruce: nightwing
dick also smiling: yes? :D
bruce: cmere
goon: oh no
*bruce picks up dick*
goon: oh no
*dick is thrown*
goon: OH NO
batkids will be full grown and Batman will still be able to pick them up with one hand
Jason: Ew, this tastes gross *turning to Dick next to him and holding it out to him* try it
Dick: What? No way, you just said it tastes gross, why would I try it?
Jason: fine *turns to Tim on the other side of him, holding it out* try this
Tim: *takes a bite* Yeah, disgusting
Damian: Oh please, Drake's a baby, let me try it
Tim: *passes it to Damian*
Damian: *Tries it* Eww, yeah, no, this is gross
Steph: *Takes it from Damian, trying it* makes me want to vomit, try it Cass
Cass: *Takes a bite* yeah no, please never get this again, you want some Duke?
Duke: Why not *takes a bite* Meh, it's not horrible, it's just not good
Dick: Well now I feel left out
Duke: *hands it to Dick*
Dick: *takes a bite*
Dick:
Bruce, in the background: *slaps his forehead* why are they like this
Jason: You wanna try Bruce?
Bruce, dad who feels bad when he says no to his kids: *pained smile* *through clenched teeth* Suuuure...
Dick: *hands it to Bruce*
Bruce: *takes a bite, spits it out into his napkin* Awful, truly atrocious, I'm going to sue, that was so awful
Funniest possible stance for Brucie Wayne to publically take is a firmly-rooted belief that Batman doesn't exist.
"I've never once been rescued by this so-called hero and I've been kidnapped 14 times already this year."
"Why would the police summon him with a giant lantern? Wouldn't that make more sense for Mothman?"
"I know what you can do with Photoshop, these doctored pictures can't fool me! Tim's a whiz with photos, have you seen his latest exhibit..?"
"Vigilantism is illegal, you can't do that."
WHICH CHARECTER IS MOST ABUSED BY THEIR PARENTS?