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Naruto characters x things I said pt.4
Because I say so many shits and I like to see how my life crambles under my eyes
Warnings: a few swear words, mention of ptsd, but it's not described
Part1 - part2 - part 3 - part 5 - part 6 - part 7
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Shisui: I can swear in three different languages, but I still don't know how to describe a motor in English
Shikamaru, about to fall asleep: Oh shit, I have homework
Also Shikamaru, two seconds later: whatever, it's not like I don't have the time tomorrow before class
He didn't do it
Kakashi: You know, I don't remember much of that day. I was standing up, ready to do it and next thing I know I hear "crack" and now I'm in therapy with a broken arm and ptsd. But oh, well, it's life I guess
X: You could be a little more... responsive
Neji: I'm tired and I'm no extrovert
Deidara: I want to blow something up. Let it be my ass or some useless shit, I don't care
Itachi: I'm terrified from chickens, but I would probably chase one if its to put some fake arms around it (here is the explanation for this one)
Yamato, on the verge of tears from stress: Please stop. I can't take in anymore. Just stop, please
Sai: I don't have the emotional stability or even the knowledge of emotions to be doing this, so why am I even here?
Naruto: I would have liked to explain the reason I was late. But I couldn't tell my teacher that I was late because I forgot to pee in the urine container, thus leading to me waiting to take a piss again
Sasuke: listen, I don't trust myself and you're asking me to trust you? Well, sounds like the good moment to inform you I have trust issues
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Shisui headcanons
Because this man lives rent free in my head
More Shisui headcanons
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I firmly believe that no one ever encountered Shisui and said they didn't like him. Everyone apparently loved Shisui
He would ruffle every kid's hair and often give them candy's like old grannys do
He doesn't want to cut his hair
Like he genuinely hates to cut it
But one time they were so long that it went in his eyes, so he decided to trim it from time to time
Itachi is actually the one remembering him
No one can keep me away from CURLY Shisui
I am 100% positive he has little curls when his hair gets long
And he loves to feel that little curl between his fingers
He brings Itachi to restaurants after missions
He genuinely worries that Itachi isn't eating like he should because of the stress
In a nonmassacre!AU he would become a teacher like Kakashi, but he would still help in the police force from time to time
He would totally raise the kids to be like him
He doesn't actually know how to teach them so he just gives them a bunch of strange tasks
And when they manage to pull it off he's just " that was possible?!"
He's a bit strict tho and takes training seriously
He probably pester Sasuke from time to time
He definetly helps Naruto with his pranks
Sasuke is the victim
He gets scolded by Itachi after that, because he should be the adult
He still doesn't listen
He goes to Sakura when he's badly hurt even if she scolds him more than Itachi because that girl has skills
However he gets grumpy every time she puts him in the hospital
On a more Canon note:
He definetly hugged Itachi often when they were out of the compound
They were best bros
He loved to stroke Itachi's hair because they were soft and mesmerizing
Itachi complained every time because he was dirting his hair
He loved to confuse Itachi so he would often say thing totally out of the blue
Like: "Oh, clouds are just endless water bottles" and he would just continue walking like nothing happened
And Itachi would just stare at him like he was high on drugs
Or then again: "you need to murder two people to change the number of murders in the words"
Itachi didn't sleep that night
Still haunts him to this day
Masterlist and rules
Shisui headcanons
Because this man lives rent free in my head
Masterlist and rules
I firmly believe that no one ever encountered Shisui and said they didn't like him. Everyone apparently loved Shisui
He would ruffle every kid's hair and often give them candy's like old grannys do
He doesn't want to cut his hair
Like he genuinely hates to cut it
But one time they were so long that it went in his eyes, so he decided to trim it from time to time
Itachi is actually the one remembering him
No one can keep me away from CURLY Shisui
I am 100% positive he has little curls when his hair gets long
And he loves to feel that little curl between his fingers
He brings Itachi to restaurants after missions
He genuinely worries that Itachi isn't eating like he should because of the stress
In a nonmassacre!AU he would become a teacher like Kakashi, but he would still help in the police force from time to time
He would totally raise the kids to be like him
He doesn't actually know how to teach them so he just gives them a bunch of strange tasks
And when they manage to pull it off he's just " that was possible?!"
He's a bit strict tho and takes training seriously
He probably pester Sasuke from time to time
He definetly helps Naruto with his pranks
Sasuke is the victim
He gets scolded by Itachi after that, because he should be the adult
He still doesn't listen
He goes to Sakura when he's badly hurt even if she scolds him more than Itachi because that girl has skills
However he gets grumpy every time she puts him in the hospital
On a more Canon note:
He definetly hugged Itachi often when they were out of the compound
They were best bros
He loved to stroke Itachi's hair because they were soft and mesmerizing
Itachi complained every time because he was dirting his hair
He loved to confuse Itachi so he would often say thing totally out of the blue
Like: "Oh, clouds are just endless water bottles" and he would just continue walking like nothing happened
And Itachi would just stare at him like he was high on drugs
Or then again: "you need to murder two people to change the number of murders in the words"
Itachi didn't sleep that night
Still haunts him to this day
Masterlist and rules
Naruto characters x things I said pt.5
This is why I need therapy smh
Warnings: mention of mental issues, anxiety and ptsd. None of this is described. Mention of homofobes and that's it I think
Part1 - part2 - part3- part 4 - part 6 - part 7
Masterlist and rules
Kakashi: I have a lot going on. Trust issues, abandonment issues, ptsd, anxiety, superiority complex, inferiority complex and probably a couple more. But I'm subtle about them and if I don't say anything about it no one will notice
Sasuke: my trust issues really are out there trying to ruin my life
Naruto: sometimes when I'm sad I remember two of my homophobes classmates once said they were an homosexual couple instead of saying homophobe. And it kinda makes me laugh. I still want to punch them though
Hinata: I don't need a boy to ruin my life. I am perfectly capable of ruin it myself.
Hinata, two seconds later: Ok, that's sad... do I... do I need a therapist?
Ino: I'm not saying I enjoy people arguing, but if you are yelling next to me, expect me to pick up a snack and watch you until you finish
Sai: I'm sorry I'm awkward, I don't know how to socialize
Tenten: Guess who's gonna cry herself to sleep because her mother commented on her weight. Oh that's right. Me
X: Oh, is she your daughter?
Neji: I'm his son, actually, but nice try.
Ah the time people would think I was my brother just because I had short hair
Sakura: Hi, I'm Sakura, I'm 17 and people still mistake me for a boy when I'm out with my father. I decided I don't care anymore and I'll roll with it until they are really confused by my use of pronouns
Itachi: Do I look like I'm sixteen?
Kisame: No? Why?
Itachi: A girl today said she thought I was sixteen and I'm really confused now
Shisui: I like lot of things like... Itachi, sweet things, uh... Itachi
Shino: My teacher said he expected more from me... well, guess I'm gonna cry and have a panic attack over the fact that I let down another person. Sounds good to me
Iruka: And remember kid. Another day is just another occasion to prove the world you can destroy it without efforts
Yamato, probably, at one point with team seven: So now we add stress huh? Alright. I'll cry a little about it then I'll go on like nothing ever happened until I have another breakdown
Masterlist and rules
Naruto characters x things I said pt.5
This is why I need therapy smh
Warnings: mention of mental issues, anxiety and ptsd. None of this is described. Mention of homofobes and that's it I think
Part1 - part2 - part3- part 4
Masterlist and rules
Kakashi: I have a lot going on. Trust issues, abandonment issues, ptsd, anxiety, superiority complex, inferiority complex and probably a couple more. But I'm subtle about them and if I don't say anything about it no one will notice
Sasuke: my trust issues really are out there trying to ruin my life
Naruto: sometimes when I'm sad I remember two of my homophobes classmates once said they were an homosexual couple instead of saying homophobe. And it kinda makes me laugh. I still want to punch them though
Hinata: I don't need a boy to ruin my life. I am perfectly capable of ruin it myself.
Hinata, two seconds later: Ok, that's sad... do I... do I need a therapist?
Ino: I'm not saying I enjoy people arguing, but if you are yelling next to me, expect me to pick up a snack and watch you until you finish
Sai: I'm sorry I'm awkward, I don't know how to socialize
Tenten: Guess who's gonna cry herself to sleep because her mother commented on her weight. Oh that's right. Me
X: Oh, is she your daughter?
Neji: I'm his son, actually, but nice try.
Ah the time people would think I was my brother just because I had short hair
Sakura: Hi, I'm Sakura, I'm 17 and people still mistake me for a boy when I'm out with my father. I decided I don't care anymore and I'll roll with it until they are really confused by my use of pronouns
Itachi: Do I look like I'm sixteen?
Kisame: No? Why?
Itachi: A girl today said she thought I was sixteen and I'm really confused now
Shisui: I like lot of things like... Itachi, sweet things, uh... Itachi
Shino: My teacher said he expected more from me... well, guess I'm gonna cry and have a panic attack over the fact that I let down another person. Sounds good to me
Iruka: And remember kid. Another day is just another occasion to prove the world you can destroy it without efforts
Yamato, probably, at one point with team seven: So now we add stress huh? Alright. I'll cry a little about it then I'll go on like nothing ever happened until I have another breakdown
Masterlist and rules
More Shisui headcanons
Because there's not enough stuff about him
Masterlist and rules - Shisui hcs - Itachi and Shisui hcs
Shisui is a serious person
He swear he is
But then he saw Sasuke talk with a plant
He lost it
Every inch of his seriousness was gone
Oh, the way he teases the kid
Someone save Sasuke, please
Every time Shisui is over at their house he just goes "how is your... little friend?" And then he wheezes
Itachi is always so confused by him
But neither Shisui nor Sasuke is willing to explain
So he just goes on with his day
As I said in Kakashi hcs, Sasuke loves plants
And when Shisui found out about it, he decided to buy him one for his birthday
And one for Christmas
Unfortunately for Sasuke, Shisui seemed to decide to buy him one every year, twice a year
Now he has a lot of cactus and some tomatoes
It got to the point where he needed to put some plants in Itachi's bedroom because he had no more space
Shisui was stopped just by Itachi, because Sasuke didn't have the heart to tell him
Shisui is a sucker for romance movies
Itachi is the one who has to endure that
Shisui cries every time
And Itachi has to hug him and pass him the tissues
He secretly still wonders how a full fledged, serious ninja like Shisui could be such a crybaby
So...
Do you know those colourful hairpins that you get for like some cents?
Yeah, those are Shisui's drug
He likes to keep them I his hair at home and sometimes he brings them with him so he can put them on Itachi
Itachi blushes every time
But he secretly likes it
Kisame still wonders why Itachi has a sparkly pink pin hidden in his hair
Masterlist and rules
More Shisui headcanons
Because there's not enough stuff about him
Masterlist and rules - Shisui hcs - Itachi and Shisui hcs
Shisui is a serious person
He swear he is
But then he saw Sasuke talk with a plant
He lost it
Every inch of his seriousness was gone
Oh, the way he teases the kid
Someone save Sasuke, please
Every time Shisui is over at their house he just goes "how is your... little friend?" And then he wheezes
Itachi is always so confused by him
But neither Shisui nor Sasuke is willing to explain
So he just goes on with his day
As I said in Kakashi hcs, Sasuke loves plants
And when Shisui found out about it, he decided to buy him one for his birthday
And one for Christmas
Unfortunately for Sasuke, Shisui seemed to decide to buy him one every year, twice a year
Now he has a lot of cactus and some tomatoes
It got to the point where he needed to put some plants in Itachi's bedroom because he had no more space
Shisui was stopped just by Itachi, because Sasuke didn't have the heart to tell him
Shisui is a sucker for romance movies
Itachi is the one who has to endure that
Shisui cries every time
And Itachi has to hug him and pass him the tissues
He secretly still wonders how a full fledged, serious ninja like Shisui could be such a crybaby
So...
Do you know those colourful hairpins that you get for like some cents?
Yeah, those are Shisui's drug
He likes to keep them I his hair at home and sometimes he brings them with him so he can put them on Itachi
Itachi blushes every time
But he secretly likes it
Kisame still wonders why Itachi has a sparkly pink pin hidden in his hair
Masterlist and rules
More Shisui headcanons
Because there's not enough stuff about him
Masterlist and rules - Shisui hcs - Itachi and Shisui hcs
Shisui is a serious person
He swear he is
But then he saw Sasuke talk with a plant
He lost it
Every inch of his seriousness was gone
Oh, the way he teases the kid
Someone save Sasuke, please
Every time Shisui is over at their house he just goes "how is your... little friend?" And then he wheezes
Itachi is always so confused by him
But neither Shisui nor Sasuke is willing to explain
So he just goes on with his day
As I said in Kakashi hcs, Sasuke loves plants
And when Shisui found out about it, he decided to buy him one for his birthday
And one for Christmas
Unfortunately for Sasuke, Shisui seemed to decide to buy him one every year, twice a year
Now he has a lot of cactus and some tomatoes
It got to the point where he needed to put some plants in Itachi's bedroom because he had no more space
Shisui was stopped just by Itachi, because Sasuke didn't have the heart to tell him
Shisui is a sucker for romance movies
Itachi is the one who has to endure that
Shisui cries every time
And Itachi has to hug him and pass him the tissues
He secretly still wonders how a full fledged, serious ninja like Shisui could be such a crybaby
So...
Do you know those colourful hairpins that you get for like some cents?
Yeah, those are Shisui's drug
He likes to keep them I his hair at home and sometimes he brings them with him so he can put them on Itachi
Itachi blushes every time
But he secretly likes it
Kisame still wonders why Itachi has a sparkly pink pin hidden in his hair
Masterlist and rules