Naruto Characters X Things I Said Pt.5

Naruto characters x things I said pt.5

This is why I need therapy smh

Warnings: mention of mental issues, anxiety and ptsd. None of this is described. Mention of homofobes and that's it I think

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Kakashi: I have a lot going on. Trust issues, abandonment issues, ptsd, anxiety, superiority complex, inferiority complex and probably a couple more. But I'm subtle about them and if I don't say anything about it no one will notice

Sasuke: my trust issues really are out there trying to ruin my life

Naruto: sometimes when I'm sad I remember two of my homophobes classmates once said they were an homosexual couple instead of saying homophobe. And it kinda makes me laugh. I still want to punch them though

Hinata: I don't need a boy to ruin my life. I am perfectly capable of ruin it myself.

Hinata, two seconds later: Ok, that's sad... do I... do I need a therapist?

Ino: I'm not saying I enjoy people arguing, but if you are yelling next to me, expect me to pick up a snack and watch you until you finish

Sai: I'm sorry I'm awkward, I don't know how to socialize

Tenten: Guess who's gonna cry herself to sleep because her mother commented on her weight. Oh that's right. Me

X: Oh, is she your daughter?

Neji: I'm his son, actually, but nice try.

Ah the time people would think I was my brother just because I had short hair

Sakura: Hi, I'm Sakura, I'm 17 and people still mistake me for a boy when I'm out with my father. I decided I don't care anymore and I'll roll with it until they are really confused by my use of pronouns

Itachi: Do I look like I'm sixteen?

Kisame: No? Why?

Itachi: A girl today said she thought I was sixteen and I'm really confused now

Shisui: I like lot of things like... Itachi, sweet things, uh... Itachi

Shino: My teacher said he expected more from me... well, guess I'm gonna cry and have a panic attack over the fact that I let down another person. Sounds good to me

Iruka: And remember kid. Another day is just another occasion to prove the world you can destroy it without efforts

Yamato, probably, at one point with team seven: So now we add stress huh? Alright. I'll cry a little about it then I'll go on like nothing ever happened until I have another breakdown

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More Shisui headcanons

Because there's not enough stuff about him

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Shisui is a serious person

He swear he is

But then he saw Sasuke talk with a plant

He lost it

Every inch of his seriousness was gone

Oh, the way he teases the kid

Someone save Sasuke, please

Every time Shisui is over at their house he just goes "how is your... little friend?" And then he wheezes

Itachi is always so confused by him

But neither Shisui nor Sasuke is willing to explain

So he just goes on with his day

As I said in Kakashi hcs, Sasuke loves plants

And when Shisui found out about it, he decided to buy him one for his birthday

And one for Christmas

Unfortunately for Sasuke, Shisui seemed to decide to buy him one every year, twice a year

Now he has a lot of cactus and some tomatoes

It got to the point where he needed to put some plants in Itachi's bedroom because he had no more space

Shisui was stopped just by Itachi, because Sasuke didn't have the heart to tell him

Shisui is a sucker for romance movies

Itachi is the one who has to endure that

Shisui cries every time

And Itachi has to hug him and pass him the tissues

He secretly still wonders how a full fledged, serious ninja like Shisui could be such a crybaby

So...

Do you know those colourful hairpins that you get for like some cents?

Yeah, those are Shisui's drug

He likes to keep them I his hair at home and sometimes he brings them with him so he can put them on Itachi

Itachi blushes every time

But he secretly likes it

Kisame still wonders why Itachi has a sparkly pink pin hidden in his hair

Masterlist and rules

More Shisui headcanons

Because there's not enough stuff about him

Masterlist and rules - Shisui hcs - Itachi and Shisui hcs

Shisui is a serious person

He swear he is

But then he saw Sasuke talk with a plant

He lost it

Every inch of his seriousness was gone

Oh, the way he teases the kid

Someone save Sasuke, please

Every time Shisui is over at their house he just goes "how is your... little friend?" And then he wheezes

Itachi is always so confused by him

But neither Shisui nor Sasuke is willing to explain

So he just goes on with his day

As I said in Kakashi hcs, Sasuke loves plants

And when Shisui found out about it, he decided to buy him one for his birthday

And one for Christmas

Unfortunately for Sasuke, Shisui seemed to decide to buy him one every year, twice a year

Now he has a lot of cactus and some tomatoes

It got to the point where he needed to put some plants in Itachi's bedroom because he had no more space

Shisui was stopped just by Itachi, because Sasuke didn't have the heart to tell him

Shisui is a sucker for romance movies

Itachi is the one who has to endure that

Shisui cries every time

And Itachi has to hug him and pass him the tissues

He secretly still wonders how a full fledged, serious ninja like Shisui could be such a crybaby

So...

Do you know those colourful hairpins that you get for like some cents?

Yeah, those are Shisui's drug

He likes to keep them I his hair at home and sometimes he brings them with him so he can put them on Itachi

Itachi blushes every time

But he secretly likes it

Kisame still wonders why Itachi has a sparkly pink pin hidden in his hair

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Itachi headcanons

Because I love him and his pretty brain

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Let's start with his plans

His plans have plans

That man has skills

I am convinced that he has a backup plan of anything.

No toilet paper? Oh, no worries. He has a scroll with it

Your cat run away? Just go to him and he'll found a way in merely a minute

On a sad note...

I think he is a silent cryer

Yes, we did saw him cry, but you know, never a full blast

I think that even if he has a full panic attack going on he would be so silent that no one notice until they look at him

I headcanon him to play with his hands a lot

He's nervous? "Oh, look how slickly the ring goes around my finger"

He's bored? "My hands can do this? Wow, such things I learn"

It's either he plays with his hands or his necklance

As I said in Shisui's headcanons I think they hugged a lot and Shisui had a thing for Itachi's hair

Itachi jokingly said Shisui had a relationship with his hair and he needed to ask him for permission before he could marry them

Shisui took him seriously

So he got a pretty hair tie

he dressed up

And he asked Itachi to marry his hair

Itachi didn't know what to say or do

He couldn't understand if he was joking or not

So he said yes and wondered on the meaning of life

He still has the hair tie somewhere in his belongings and he puts it on from time to time

In a non massacre!AU:

He left anbu after a few years, preferring a jonin rank along helping the police force

But he didn't take any kids to teach

He had enough with Sasuke, Shisui and Naruto

Sakura was the only one who helped him not to rip his hair off

But she's ready to do it herself whenever he stumbles through the hospital doors

It doesn't really happened frequently, but when it happens Shisui hides in fear to be the next in Sakura's list

He definetly loves animals and has at least a cat and a dog in his house

Whenever Sasuke goes over to his house the cat just run away while the dog loves to be cuddled

We stan chicken Vs Itachi in this blog

I said what I said

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Kakashi headcanons

The way I'm wipped for this man

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We all know this. This man is touch starved

But at the same time he hates being touched without permission

That's why when Naruto hugs him or does anything remotely close to affection he seems to not like it

He loves it

Even if he didn't want to be touched

But that's because it's Naruto

If another kid were to do this he would be a bit angry and annoyed

He begins with small gestures

He gives headpats

Sometimes he gifts Sakura with some flowers when he sees she's a bit upset and feels left behind

Sasuke glared at him once because he gave him a plant

Sasuke loves plants

But it seemed suspicious. For the following days he glared at the plant while watering it

I bet my money this man is totally awkward with new people

If they're not a ninja, this man doesn't know how to approach them

So he just stand there awkwardly and says weird things

He realise what happened just after

His nights are totally passed reading

If he's not reading or sleeping, he's walking around the village

Sometimes with Pukkun

Pukkun still treats him like a kid

"I'm a grown ass adult"

"Not with your life choises"

I mean...

It was rude of him, but could you blame him?

Back to Kakashi

When he was Hokage he used to disappear after work and no one would know where he was or how no one saw him

He just wanted to avoid people

He didn't like people talking to him like he was someone important

I mean, you're the hokage, but whatever makes you sleep at night sweetheart

Puppys

If he sees a puppy he's all for it

He loves to pet them and play with them

Sasuke still can't comprehend how an almost fifty years old man could still behaviour like he was twenty

But let's be real

Sasuke learned Kakashi's age just recently, along with Naruto

Sakura had her doubts, but at least she didn't think their teacher was forty when they were twelve

She called them stupid and went on with her day

Kakashi thought about dying his hair when he was around ten years old, because they made him remember of his father

He wanted to go black, but he didn't had the heart to do it

To this day he wondered what would have happened if he did dye his hair

Sakura says he would look old

Sasuke isn't interested

And Naruto just wanted to eat his ramen

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There are different type of people. I am, in fact Kakashi for most of my day

Naruto; I hope something good happens!

Sakura; I hope nothing bad happens...

Sasuke; I hope nothing happens.

Kakashi; I hope the bad thing that is inevitably going to happen is at least pretty funny